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Hello and welcome to Luton for the it's 2009 GUKPT Main Event, Leg 6 of this year's series

Play for Day 1a begins at 2pm and all indications are that this should be a star studded affair, with a lot of blondes playing too

Before I head down the M1 to set up shop in the card-room I have a quick question for you, below....


and remember, anyone you would like me to follow/photograph, just post

See you in a while 

So, where and what is this?

Too easy so will let someone else answer.

No pics of chompy before 9pm please.

Good luck all blondes playing.

You might want to change the picture name!

Who? What? 

Hoo.jpg

Luton's 5* Hotel, Spa and Golf...aka Luton Hoo.

Anyone got the results for last night's PLO tourney or the £500 2-dayer that preceeded it please ?

Is that Alex Martin's country pile ?

I'll have the results later. Theyt haven't been sent out since Sunday.

looks like some very capable landscaping there...

GL blondes  :)up

Lawn seems a bit Brown though ;)

That looks like the sort of country estate which would have a sunken fence around the outside to keep animals out.

Does Tightend happen to know what such a thing is called?

I might do, but I am a bit Squiffy

That mansion photo thingy is wholly inappropriate for Luton on the home page.

Please amend to a shot of a toilet in time for tomorrow.

Thanks in anticipation...

 ;popcorn;

Is the norkage cam enabled yet? Any idea of numbers yet?

Last year this event had 376 runners and was won by Sam Trickett.

I reckon we'll beat 376 this year. What do you think?


Pelham Boy finalled last year, RookieITB the year before. I wonder which blonde will do the business this time?

good luck KarlMahrenholz/Karl M/Kar l

Advance warning on the norkage. It's a bit frowned upon by the powers that be at Luton, after a few of the lady dealers took umbrage to a few of the comments this time last year. So I will do my best, but no promises.

Sadly Jonathan Raab tells me he does not have "God Save the Queen" (official or Sex Pistols version) handy to play on Sunday when a winner emerges. Jeffrey Pollack he is not, which is just as well!

good luck to everyone I know!

good look to rookles, bout time he ran good, all on at 200/1 for another coup hopefully, been cut to 200/1

Good luck to everyone playing today, will be playing tomorrow then mainly getting drunk after that, :-)

glgl Rookle, Ling and Jones.

Me and Jones rang and changed our starting day to day 1b, but Jones woke this morn and has re-changed his back to 2day.

gl them. win it all.

Go Sunny! Ship It Sunz! Pics of Gurpreet 'Sunny' Nagi please?... Ty! :)

Looks like we have 106 at the start today

Players taking their seats

Spotted doing so Julian Thew, Tracey Dell, Jef Duvall, Nick Gibson, Paul Zimbler. Lots of the Luton regs playing today too

regular updates on Jeff Duvall please tytyty

GL Blondes :)

and Tightend!

Play is underway, seat draw to follow

In a major sigh, the camera's lens/focus appears to have gone kaput.

So will have to make up for that by getting lots of hands down.   

Not a big turn out then if last year had 376. Doea anyone know what the numbers are looking like for tomorrow at the moment??

You've not flicked the switch to manual focus by mistake have you? 

tried on both. Will have to take it to the repairers in the morning

Could I get some updates on Dave Shallow and Sonny Pomroy pleeeease? :)

Early Ben Turnstill action

I join the action on a  9h 8h Js Jd board

Ben has check raised David Anderson's 250 turn bet (into a 725 pot) to 1050

Ben is the small blind

David the big blind

Anderson calls

River is  6d

Ben bets 3025 and after a long think Anderson calls

Ben shows  Th 7s and scoops a nice pot with the flopped straight when Anderson mucks

Today's seat draw

Table 8 Seat 1 Hongming Lee
Table 8 Seat 2 Gareth patrick Teatum
Table 8 Seat 3 Mark Bointon
Table 8 Seat 4 Shirley Lacey
Table 8 Seat 5 Danny Tran
Table 8 Seat 6 David La Ronde
Table 8 Seat 7 Stuart andrew Roslyn
Table 8 Seat 8 James Miller
Table 8 Seat 9 Steve Connor
Table 9 Seat 1 David Jones
Table 9 Seat 2 Henry Browne
Table 9 Seat 3 Steve Jelinek
Table 9 Seat 4 Simon Eastwood
Table 9 Seat 5 Stephen richard Teatum
Table 9 Seat 6 Paul Noonan
Table 9 Seat 7 Adam Phillips
Table 9 Seat 8 David Barnes
Table 10 Seat 1 Ben Turnstill
Table 10 Seat 2 David Anderson
Table 10 Seat 3 Grzegorz Cichocki
Table 10 Seat 4 Jeffrey Duvall
Table 10 Seat 5 Michael Moore
Table 10 Seat 6 Van Pham
Table 10 Seat 7 Mario Trattou
Table 10 Seat 8 Aurelian nicusor Chirieci
Table 11 Seat 1 John Anthony Kitchen
Table 11 Seat 2 Graham Wheldon
Table 11 Seat 3 Alex Burton
Table 11 Seat 4 Wayne Lee
Table 11 Seat 5 Vahid Amir zahiri
Table 11 Seat 6 John ho Christensen
Table 11 Seat 7 Mark Harubi
Table 11 Seat 8 David Clark
Table 12 Seat 1 Nicholas Gibson
Table 12 Seat 2 David Johnson
Table 12 Seat 3 Justin Alan Landers
Table 12 Seat 4 Michael Piper
Table 12 Seat 5 Willie Tann
Table 12 Seat 6 Sonny Lee Pomroy
Table 12 Seat 7 Glenn Henderson
Table 12 Seat 8 Karl Fenton
Table 13 Seat 1 Graham philip Rogers
Table 13 Seat 2 Danny Dborin
Table 13 Seat 3 Gurpreet Nagi
Table 13 Seat 4 Julian Thew
Table 13 Seat 5 Tim Wong
Table 13 Seat 6 Aman Atwal
Table 13 Seat 7 Joseph Grech
Table 13 Seat 8 Simon Bell
Table 14 Seat 1 Richard Grace
Table 14 Seat 2 Philippa Flanders
Table 14 Seat 3 David Gregory
Table 14 Seat 4 Richard Gryko
Table 14 Seat 5 George Geary
Table 14 Seat 6 Craig Young
Table 14 Seat 7 Michael Mccool
Table 14 Seat 8 Darren Allen
Table 15 Seat 1 John Charles Fake
Table 15 Seat 2 Nathan Lee
Table 15 Seat 3 Graham Pound
Table 15 Seat 4 Jeff Kimber
Table 15 Seat 5 Tracey Dell
Table 15 Seat 6 Peter Doughty
Table 15 Seat 7 Peter Charalambous
Table 15 Seat 8 Andrew King
Table 16 Seat 1 Nicholas Mclellan
Table 16 Seat 2 Damian Porebski
Table 16 Seat 3 Ian Frazer
Table 16 Seat 4 Guy Steel
Table 16 Seat 5 Timothy Flanders
Table 16 Seat 6 Nicholas Holbrook
Table 16 Seat 7 Robert Price
Table 16 Seat 8 Andrew Booth
Table 17 Seat 1 Sami Yusuf
Table 17 Seat 2 Richard Whitmore
Table 17 Seat 3 Michael Wernick
Table 17 Seat 4 Ian Mcclean
Table 17 Seat 5 David Shallow
Table 17 Seat 6 Paul Garnham
Table 17 Seat 7 Osman Hasan
Table 17 Seat 8 Ryan Barnes
Table 18 Seat 1 Elliot Prentice
Table 18 Seat 2 Anthony Mackay
Table 18 Seat 3 Charles Arthur Thompson
Table 18 Seat 4 Richard Ashby
Table 18 Seat 5 Gary Cooper
Table 18 Seat 6 Timothy Blake
Table 18 Seat 7 Jason Bowling
Table 18 Seat 8 Aisling Collins
Table 19 Seat 1 Nicholas Crisp
Table 19 Seat 2 Daniel Toffel
Table 19 Seat 3 Christopher Wollington
Table 19 Seat 4 Antonis Poulengeris
Table 19 Seat 5 Arash Toofan
Table 19 Seat 6 Jonathan Lundy
Table 19 Seat 7 Bharat Harshas Joshi
Table 19 Seat 8 Quoc Nguyen
Table 20 Seat 1 Scott Craig Chaudhry
Table 20 Seat 2 Robert Topp
Table 20 Seat 3 Neil Fox
Table 20 Seat 4 Matthew Bayford
Table 20 Seat 5 Dervis Ozkarapinar
Table 20 Seat 6 Daniel Nutt
Table 20 Seat 7 Imran Shafi
Table 20 Seat 8 Karl Mahrenholz

gogogo rooks!!!!

Sami Yususf is first out

A-10-8 flop. His A-K beaten by Allan McLean's 10-8

Alan bet flop and turn, called

Moved all in on the river and Sami (saying afterwards to me "I just didn't beleive him" ) called

Other exits

Robin Keston, AK into Nicholas McLellan's Aces

Pippa Flanders flopped two pair, Mo Muse flopped an up and down straight draw which hit on the turn

Dubai is playing today, chips on the table but he is a no show so far

Sonny Pomroy is sitting to the direct left of Willie Tann and has 9,500

There goes one of my picks!

Thx tightend, anymore updates much appreciated :)

Had two interesting hands so far. The t7 wasn't exactly as reportedbut I'm on about 15k

gogogogoggogogo Rookles

Chris Moorman has just played out a major hand

Reaching the table I find a  5s 5h Qh Aspades board

Mario Trattou in the hi jack has bet 3,000 into a 7,500 pot

Chris looks genuinely pained. He has 6,000 left and Mario has left himself only 2,000 behind

He states "you raised pre flop, and I flat called. That was a major mistake"

Mario counters "Yes it was, a major one"

Chris sighs, raises his eyebrows, bites his nails and ponders some more

The clock is called. With four seconds remaining he pushes his stack over the line

Mario says "good call mate, I have got **** all" and flips  6h 6d

Chris turns over  7c 5c and doubles through, knocking Trattou out, on the  Ac river

Aisling Collins has 13,000. Dave Colclough was a late entry, to her direct left

So com moorman slowrolls hard live. He's sat to my right.

I go up to Moorman and ask him

"So what did you put him on?"

He replies

"Well I was never folding but I wanted to look like a good player if he turned over Aces!"

lol
mbn to b able to

Gogogogogo jones  rooks and ling!

Also dingdell and any other blondes playing today!

A quick scout around reveals that both Tracey Dell and Julian Thew are below starting stacks with 8,000

On Julian's table Joe Grech is going well with 13,000

Jeff Kimber is sitting to Tracey's right, just above starting stack

Chompy Wheldon has 9,000. Neither of us knew a single player on his starting table, which is some feat in a field like this

Adam Phillips raises in  the cut off

Steven Watts calls in the big blind

Phillips bets flop and turn, called all the way

Watts leads the river, Phillips calls

board 8-9-7-6-9

Phillips shows Aces

Watts K-9 to scoop

Looks like a sick field- glad to be sitting this one out!

Nathan Lee and Jonathan Lundy are out

Karl Mahrenholz,who won the 98 runner Omaha Comp last night, has 15,000

Tim Blake is sitting on table Collins/Colclough has 18,000

Elliot Prentice raises to 300 and gets three callers

Flop A-2-5 After the blinds check Dave Colclough bets 300, Prentice calls

Turn 9 Check by Dave, bet 500, called

River 6 Dave bets 800, Elliot raises to 1600, called

Elliot 9-9

Dave A-K

Panios Ellinas raises pre flop with Aces and receives two callers, including Julian Thew

flop  8h 6h Kd

Ellinas bets, mateyboy calls and Julian check raises to 1100

Ellinas flat calls

Heads up to the turn

which is  9h

Julian leads, and all the money goes in

Julian flips Th 7h for a straight flush!

David Anderson with Jacks

Shirley Lacey with A-K

Aurelian Chirieci with A-6 diamonds

all get it in on a  Aspades Jd 9d flop

river comes  4d and Aurelian busts them both

Table 11 Seat 8 David Clark - is this the same Dave Clark that won a GUKPT even a few years back and finalled another recently ?

Toasty life for Thewy.

Steven Watts limps at 50-100 and Warren Woolridge raises to 400 in mid position

Le Knave flat calls next to act. Watts calls

Flop  Ac 9c 6c

Watts checks, Woolridge bets 3,500, Le Knave flat calls, Watts passes

turn  2s is checked by both

river  Js Woolridge leads for 4,500. Le knave, with 8,000 left, flat calls after a think

He flips  Ad Kd

Warren tables  Qh 9h

eh?! Is this right Tighty?

p.s gl to all blondes esp Rookie fkn Rodney

was it good?

sorry, battling a poor connection here.

Jones' AK was good v Q9 hearts

Short break

Wooldridge bet 3x pot on the flop?

Tracey Dell

"I hate my table. I have Graham (raise everything) Pound and Kimber on my right and Pete Charalambous and Rumit on my left. Really tough"

She has 7,300

In the pivotal hand to date Pound raised, Tracey called with KQ suited in the small blind, led at a Q-J-2 flop. Pound called. J turn. Check, bet by Pound, called. Ace river, shows checked by both. Pound tables A-2.

my mistake..typo, 1,500

Omaha £300 f/o.... 98 runners

1st Karl Mahrenholz.... £9,700

2nd James Keys..... ....£6,470

3rd Mark Patrick..........£4,410

4th George Kyricaou.....$2,650

5th Phil Stein .............£ 1,980

6th Jeff Kimber.......... £1,540

7th Stephen Price........£1,180

8th Anthony Mackay....£ 880

9th Kenneth Clarke ... £590

Looks a pretty nasty final table

Chompy has 12,000+, having been down to 8,000 early having had QQ v AK blind on blind

He then got them back with AJ on a Queen high board, Jack on the river to scoop

"not the best table, ABC merchants, nothing spectacular, not easy to get chips"

Play resumes.

Sonny Pomroy raises pre flop

Next to act Mick McYouknowwhoImean flat calls

In the blinds Justin Landers calls

flop Q-9-7.

 Landers bets 400, Pomroy makes it 1,400. McYouknowwho pushes all in for 4,700

Landers folds, Pomroy calls

Pomroy K-K

Mcxxxxx  A-A

turn and river 6-Q

Pomroy down to 5,000 and Mick doubles through "a little risky pre-flop but I want to get the action"

First time I've ever made chips before first break I think! 22k

That was unlucky!!

Two hands later Pomroy is all in with 8-8 against Michael Piper's QQ in the blinds

board A-K-10-5-9 and Sonny is out

lol

Rich is the Big Fella playing? Kevin Twigg

Make sure you get plenty Rooks, see you Saturday.

Assorted chip counts

Aurelian Chirileci 27,000

Kar l Mahrenholz 23,000

Mo Muse 20,000

Joe Grech 18,000

Dave Johnson 23,000

Jeff Duvall 20,000

LeKnave 16,000

Moorman 16,000

Mickey Wernick 2,200

Allan McLean 15,000

Dave Colclough 14,000

Aisling Collins 13,000

Gurpreet Nagi 6,000

Darren Allen 10,000

Dave Clark (yes the previous winner of this) 12,000

not today

Neil Fox felts Dervis Ozkarapinar 10 10 versus 4 4 on a 10-4-x flop

Hongming Lee has knocked out Mickey Wernick

9-9-6 flop,

10-8 turn and river checked all the way until Lee bets the river, Wernick pushed his short-stack and Lee revealed 9-9

Did Dave Johnson cash in the £500 comp?

Tuesday's £500

1st Rahim Tadjsaadat £23,580

2nd Pino Valentino £15,100

3rd Paul Wood £10,190

4th Damien Porebski £6,420

5th John Miller £4,530

6th Richard Swerling £3,780

7th John Exley £3,020

8th Scott Chaudhry £2,260

9th Martin Silke £1,510

Also in the money Michael Nicholas, Alan Davies, Jack Powell, Lalit Khajuria, Alan Stearn, Mark Harris   

Henry Browne is a former boxing promoter, small competition Luton player

Just now, holding AK he called a raise and checked a AK9 flop against Warren Woolridge, who checked behind.

The chips fly in on a 6 turn and Warren has 69 and is eliminated

ty, have you posted this in the side event thread too?

Oh ok ty. Has he played any event this week?

he was there for the £200, didn't cash as far as i know.

Monday's £200

1st Glenn Ashworth £11,860

2nd Chris Kyprianou £6,860

3rd James Tomlin £4,900

4th Chris Brammer £3,330

5th Paul Conway £2,550

6th Grzgorz Cichocki £1,960

7th Paul Brammer £1,570

8th Shaun Johal £1,180

9th Jason Priestley £980

Also cashing British Gas, John Briden, John Miller, John Exley, Charles Thompson, Stephen Townsend, Alistair Woods, Simon Galloway, Michael Moore

Skill game innit ?

Thanks for that Tighty

Tracey Dell limps with A-8 and moves above starting stack when she finds a A-A-8 flop and is paid by Danny D'Borin with A-4 in the blinds

mbn lol

good luck tracey!

Thx. I hope he plays this as hes a good player and is in good form of late

Just done so thanks


Dinner break is in 5 minutes

Chompy texts me

"why is it so early?"

I don't know

texts me again

"Is the vegetarian option Coco Pops?"

oh dear, chompy's mum won't be happy, he is not allowed to have his dinner until 6pm. Can you make sure he washes his hands first please, just in case Mrs Wheldon is watching.

and is it? don't leave us hanging like this

Joe Grech knocks out Gurpreet "Free Rollin" Nagi



I think we are having dinner after 3 levels because thats the only time the kitchen can do it. I am off to find a camera shop

Dinner break.

See you in a bit


No one make the 1,000,000th post until I get back or else!

ok, will try not to.

Enjoying the updates by the way.

Yes, he played Tuesday's £500, & he & I had a right tussle, for a good 5 hours, great fun to play against.

There speaks a man who goes to the Chelsea Flower Show every year.

Good pun though, wasted on most.

can i get a chip count on Michael Piper please
and tell him TiD :P

86 players remain after the first 3 hours of play.

Table  - Seat  - Player  - Chips
16  - 2  - Aurelian Chirieci  - 35275
16  - 1  - Nicholas Mclellan  - 26975
12  - 3  - Justin Landers  - 26475
13  - 7  - Joseph Grech  - 25925
20  - 6  - Daniel Nutt  - 25575
9  - 7  - Adam Phillips  - 24025
16  - 6  - Nicholas Holbrook  - 23925
9  - 9  - Michael Moore  - 23425
13  - 5  - Ken Wong  - 22800
12  - 7  - Ben Turnstill  - 22425
20  - 8  - Karl Mahrenholz  - 21975
14  - 7  - Michael Mccool  - 21500
17  - 4  - Allan McLean  - 21350
11  - 10  - Bharat Joshi  - 21050
14  - 3  - David Gregory  - 20025
11  - 6  - Jeffrey Duvall  - 19575
17  - 7  - Osman Hasan  - 19225
11  - 5  - Arash Toofan  - 19025
12  - 6  - Steven Watts  - 18675
14  - 9  - Mohamed Muse  - 18575
18  - 10  - Antonis Poulengeris  - 16400
9  - 1  - David Jones  - 16100
9  - 5  - Andrew King  - 15550
16  - 3  - Stuart Roslyn  - 15550
18  - 2  - Anthony Mackay  - 15175
13  - 4  - Julian Thew  - 14925
18  - 6  - Timothy Blake  - 14800
18  - 9  - David Colclough  - 14800
12  - 2  - David Johnson  - 13600
14  - 8  - Rumit Somaiya  - 13300
20  - 3  - Neil Fox  - 13225
16  - 9  - James Miller  - 13125
17  - 1  - Hongming Lee  - 13025
17  - 6  - Paul Garnham  - 13000
12  - 5  - Willie Tann  - 12575
20  - 10  - Peter Doughty  - 12500
20  - 9  - Gareth Teatum  - 12225
9  - 2  - Henry Browne  - 11850
18  - 7  - Christopher Moorman  - 11625
11  - 7  - Peter Charalambous  - 11600
16  - 5  - Timothy Flanders  - 11375
18  - 1  - Elliot Prentice  - 11275
17  - 5  - Van Pham  - 11250
11  - 4  - Wayne Lee  - 11100
13  - 8  - Simon Bell  - 10975
12  - 8  - Karl Fenton  - 10900
18  - 3  - Charles Thompson  - 10825
17  - 8  - Ryan Barnes  - 10800
9  - 6  - Paul Noonan  - 10700
13  - 1  - Graham Rogers  - 10075
14  - 10  - Nicholas Crisp  - 10050
11  - 2  - Graham Wheldon  - 10000
12  - 4  - Michael Piper  - 9975
17  - 3  - Peter Charalambous  - 9950
14  - 1  - Richard Grace  - 9700
11  - 3  - Alex Burton  - 9600
14  - 2  - Mark Bointon  - 9175
18  - 8  - Aisling Collins  - 8950
11  - 8  - David Clark  - 8875
13  - 9  - Danny Tran  - 8850
16  - 10  - Jeff Kimber  - 8575
9  - 4  - Simon Eastwood  - 8550
13  - 10  - Tracey Dell  - 8250
14  - 4  - Richard Gryko  - 8250
11  - 9  - Clive Padden  - 8050
17  - 10  - Darren Allen  - 7875
13  - 6  - Aman Atwal  - 7050
9  - 3  - Vahid Amir zahiri  - 6875
12  - 1  - Nicholas Gibson  - 6775
13  - 2  - Danny Dborin  - 6775
16  - 4  - Guy Steel  - 6650
20  - 5  - Dervis Ozkarapinar  - 6625
20  - 1  - Mark Harubi  - 6350
18  - 5  - Man with no name  - 6225
14  - 6  - Craig Young  - 6150
16  - 8  - Andrew Booth  - 6125
18  - 4  - Daniel Toffel  - 5350
17  - 2  - Richard Whitmore  - 5150
20  - 7  - Imran Shafi  - 4650
11  - 1  - John Kitchen  - 4325
9  - 8  - David Barnes  - 4275
17  - 9  - Strue Saxrud  - 4175
14  - 5  - George Geary  - 3975
20  - 2  - Robert Topp  - 3600
12  - 9  - Jeff Knott  - 3075
16  - 7  - Robert Price  - 2850

Tighty can you find out how many seats have sold for friday,

ta

112 already apparently

The trip to the camera shop was successful. Now to make up for lost time

what was the prob Rich ... I have a tenner on "He forgot the lead" ... other offers were "He left the battery on charge at home" and HE forgot the whole fkin camera and had to drive home to fetch it at the break"

Dingdell. Now tabled with Thew and Grech

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Look who the table breaking has thrown together


Moorman, Ismene, elblondie

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Aisling Collins is out

She flopped a set of fives on a 5-8-2 all heart flop, raised pot

Colclough led for 1,200

Called by Ling and Moorman

Colclough leads the blank non heart turn (a six) for 3,600

Ling all in for 9,500 total

Colclough calls with KK.

River King

eurghh. :(

PUKE- unlucky Ling

A pre-watershed Chompy photograph *

* (texting celtic as per usual no doubt)

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Mbn to flop a set and get action.

Jonathan Raab's three least favourite poker sayings


1. Someone is Busto. The O is completely superfluous apparently

2. "The flop comes"....

3. "l Looked down and I found Aces" as the player never says "I looked down and found 7-3"


Ten minute rant later, Jon Finishes!

Willie Tann

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Think your challenge is to get those 3 statements in this updates as much as poss just to tilt Raab!

Karl Mahrenholz/Karl M/Kar l

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Anyone looked down to find Aces and then go Busto after the flop came down yet Tighty?

errr, rich. as always your pics don't show up when you do them in that format with dimensions in the img tag

willie tann one is fine though

Guess which player bust the Aces of the other?

Luton player James Miller from Durban, SA and Jeff Kimber

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Graham Rodgers, Luton player

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On the turn of a straightening board 8-9-10-J Graham Wheldon bets 1,000 into a 3,000 pot and Jeff Duvall folds Aces face up. Chompy shows a Jack

Tim Wong knocks out Tracey Dell. AK v 77.

Thewy going well

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On a board of 8--2--3--A--K

All the money goes in between Antonis Poulengeris & Anthony Mackay, on the turn.

Mackay has 8-8
Antonis has 3-3

This was a 28,000 chip pot

Chris Moorman is out QQ versus Danny Toffel's Ak. All in on A-3-4 all club flop. Chris had the Qc. Moorman check raised all in and was "snapped"

Paul Noonan doubles up. All in on a ten high flop with KK against a set of tens (Wayne Lee). Turn King

Mo Muses utg. Joe Grech re-raises in LP. Willie Tann passes AK in the blinds. Mo calls

Flop 3-3-5

Mo bets, Joe moves all in. Mo agonises, and Joe is soon talking him into calling. Mo eventually does call showing JJ

Joe, who should have been careful what he wished for, tables 99.

JJ holds, and Mo doubles through in a 35,000 pot leaving Grech short  

The man runs good!

Mo Muse knocks out Danny D'Borin. Danny shoves with Jacks. Mo in the big blind finds Aces. Standard for Mo

Chip stack now approximately 50,000

Pics not showing Rich, the Marenholz and Rodgers ones.

Come on fess up, I am waiting to get paid out ;)

Mo Muse, Tim Wong on the left


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Thought that was Ken Wong, not Tim Wong...

I saw the shirt and thought it was Tony Phillips ;)

Lens was broken, had to buy a new one. FML

Mine survived Girgy ... you must have been taking pics of some right munters !!

David Johnson, Jason Landers

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Shrewdie news please ... rooks and Jones ??

That could be from when I saw Kev drop it at DTD last week. Just after snapping Campo Compo putting his make-up on.

Diff cameras old man ... nice try though ... I was cacking it for a sec, thinking you might dock my wages !!

Mo Muse has over 70,000 and is the chip leader

Off on a tour to get the nearest stacks to him

the £100er attracted 126 so far including Claw, HoldorFold and ChipRich


Meanwhile I am battling a very slow connection, so thank you for your patience as I try to juggle photo uploading and hand recording

Just caught up with the updates, gr8 job Rich.  GL to all Blondes playing.

OK so six tables remain for tonight

Table chip daddies contains Thew, Wong, Muse, Tann, Clark, Noonan, Rodgers, Dave Barnes. Thewy is two to the right of Muse. Tann 30k, Thewy 20k

Table Rookie has Ben Turnstill with 20,000, Dave Johnson, Nick Gibson (20k) and Jeff Duvall (25k)

table Chomps has a very short stacked Chompy 3,000, Kimber 30,000, Tim Flanders 15,000

table Karl M has Mahrenholz now down sub 10,000

table No more Ling has Colclough 29,000, Blake 20,000

table I can't reach it so had to peer from afar has Dave Gregory, Gryko, Rumit and Le Knave with 12,000

Approaching a short break. In this break I intend to solve the problem that the card-room roof is leaking, into a bucket, next to table Colclough, due to this afternoon's torrential rain.

They pay you Kev?

is there another comp going on? can't work out how they've packed 6 tables in so tightly that you can't reach one

On a board of 9--6--J--4

Ben Turnstill bets 1600

Justin Landers makes it 4k

Ben makes the call.

The river comes a 4.

Justin bets 3800

Ben makes the call and shows 8-4

Justin mucks.

Chompy has recovered to 8,000

"Nothing happening. I am now playing the double up game. Going to ship it in this level and see what happens"

Handsomely.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Allan McLean has knocked Paul Garnham out.

 Allan had the nut flush and Paul called for all his chips having been set in on the end on a straightening, flushing board.

Just before Paul made his decision Allan called the clock on him. Paul was unhappy with this and let McLean know as he exited

If it was  a long time, I think the other player in the hand is well entitled to call the clock.

Personally I have never called the clock on anyone, and wouldnt do so, I cant be arsed with the arguing it causes.

See earlier post  "...the £100er attracted 126 so far including Claw, HoldorFold and ChipRich"

ah, cheers, that'd explain it

Adam Phillips wins a 7,000 pot with KJ with a board of J-7-5-6-7 after a pot bet on the river

Jeff Kimber mucked KJ to the bet.

OI!!

Yikes. Hero-Caller Rooks.

[ ] as reported.

Even so I was being a hero and was right regardless of river.

i was once on the final table and money bubble at DTD and the player tried to call the clock on himself.................. it got better...... the TD wouldnt let him................. i reluctantly called the clock for him - i didnt get it?!?!?!?!?

he did pay me off thou - which was nice

Jeff Duvall can show a few in this field a trick or two. Very consistent in GUKPTs when taking time off from the cash games at the Vic, including runner up to Pab in last year's grand final.

He currently has 13,000

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Ben Turnstill and his stack

(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_M7mySuUsa6c/Sns1n_Q5jUI/AAAAAAAADqY/fS9XT9_Ih2E/s512/IMG_9788.JPG)

Matthew Piper pushes with AQ. Dave Barnes pushes with KK. Kings hold, Piper is out


Julian Thew is out, pushed a short-stack, received two callers, mucked unseen after betting between the two took off post flop

Goooooooooooooo Rooks!!!!

oh and Jones too for the minicash.

Karl Mahrenholz doubles through John Kitchen, Aces versus KJ on a King high board, money in on the flop

Dave Colclough knocks out Quoc Nguyen 1010 V aq. Tens hit a full house

Henry Browne doubles through Dave Colclough. Henry pushes 4,500 with AJ. Dave calls with AQ

Jack on the flop

As we are currently experiencing technical difficulties with the GUKPT blog, here are the chip counts of the players who were not busto at the end of level 5. Some of them have probably found aces but no mother f*****r is battling for a bracelet.



Table    -   Seat    -   Player    -   Chips
13    -   6    -   Mohamed Muse    -   78225
16    -   1    -   Nicholas Mclellan    -   41775
17    -   1    -   Hongming Lee    -   41100
20    -   6    -   Daniel Nutt    -   35100
13    -   5    -   Ken Wong    -   34875
16    -   2    -   Aurelian Chirieci    -   29750
17    -   4    -   Allan McLean    -   28750
13    -   9    -   Steven Watts    -   28100
18    -   9    -   David Colclough    -   28000
16    -   6    -   Nicholas Holbrook    -   27800
18    -   10    -   Antonis Poulengeris    -   27750
18    -   7    -   Ben Turnstill    -   26700
16    -   8    -   Justin Landers    -   26100
16    -   7    -   Clive Padden    -   25300
15    -   7    -   Michael Mccool    -   25225
18    -   6    -   Timothy Blake    -   25000
17    -   3    -   Peter Charalambous    -   23850
13    -   10    -   Paul Noonan    -   22150
16    -   4    -   Adam Phillips    -   21125
20    -   4    -   Bharat Joshi    -   20950
15    -   1    -   Richard Grace    -   20825
13    -   8    -   Tracey Dell    -   20700
20    -   10    -   Peter Doughty    -   19775
13    -   4    -   Julian Thew    -   18825
18    -   1    -   Elliot Prentice    -   18350
20    -   9    -   Gareth Teatum    -   18250
20    -   1    -   Andrew Booth    -   17300
17    -   5    -   Andrew King    -   17150
15    -   8    -   Rumit Somaiya    -   17050
20    -   2    -   Robert Topp    -   16700
15    -   6    -   Alex Burton    -   16450
16    -   3    -   Stuart Roslyn    -   15450
18    -   3    -   Charles Thompson    -   15350
15    -   3    -   David Gregory    -   15300
20    -   3    -   Nicholas Gibson    -   14900
17    -   7    -   Jeffrey Duvall    -   12900
15    -   4    -   Richard Gryko    -   12650
18    -   8    -   Michael Moore    -   12375
15    -   5    -   Christopher Wollington    -   11950
16    -   10    -   Jeff Kimber    -   11550
18    -   4    -   Daniel Toffel    -   11400
13    -   1    -   Graham Rogers    -   11300
15    -   9    -   Wayne Lee    -   10575
18    -   2    -   Henry Browne    -   10325
13    -   3    -   David Barnes    -   9525
20    -   7    -   Imran Shafi    -   9450
15    -   10    -   David Jones    -   9050
15    -   2    -   David Johnson    -   9000
20    -   8    -   Karl Mahrenholz    -   8500
16    -   5    -   Timothy Flanders    -   8350
16    -   9    -   Graham Wheldon    -   8050
17    -   9    -   Nicholas Crisp    -   7600
18    -   5    -   Quoc Nguyen    -   7150
13    -   7    -   David Clark    -   7125
17    -   2    -   Richard Whitmore    -   5950
17    -   8    -   Ryan Barnes    -   5925
20    -   5    -   John Kitchen    -   5300
17    -   10    -   Darren Allen    -   5275
13    -   2    -   Michael Piper    -   5000

Number 4 in the Raab lexicography of poker phrase no-nos

"every May the magazines announce that players are flying over to Vegas to battle for bracelets. AAARRRGGGHHHH"

Four limpers and Mo Muse raises on the button, at 200-400, to 2,500

Dave Clark ships it in in the big blind for 7,500 total with AK clubs

All pass round to Muse who raises his eyebrows, takes his hand out of the cookie jar and calls the all in with 10-7 off

Mo flops two pair, Dave turns a flush draw but bricks the river and exits at the hands of the hot one

I hate Luton. That is all. Thanks.

Kar l Mahrenholz is out, was very short by the time I got to his table, so short in fact that he had little more than a few blinds left by the time his latest push failed

Paul Noonan has made progress above the 30,000 mark


Karl "discomonkey" Fenton has just re-raise Gryko's cut off raise and after a 4 minute dwell saw Richard fold

Chompy is hanging in there sub 10,000

Jeff Kimber rumbling along solidly near a 30,000 stack

rich how is dave "chucky" johnson doing...................wish him good luck and tell him hes desperate for a new cap-must be as old as him!!!

Chompy has perished

"I am now officially retiring from poker. Enjoy your game of luck lads"


He raises to 1100 UTG with QQ. He takes up the story

"Mr SkyPoker calls in the small blind. The flop comes 6-2-2. He checks, I bet 2,000. He min raises to 4,000. I move in for 3,000 more. He calls with 4-4. Turn 4. This is the fourth Luton main event I have been knocked out with Queens"

Ben Turnstill 27,000 reported by Ling who has just exited the £100er with...pocket fives

Dave Johnson 5,925

LeKnave 16,000

Oops......

May I enquire who "Mr Sky Poker" is, please?

You'll haved to ask Chomps tikay, I reported his words verbatim

Ling has been sent off with the camera. Her mission, a photograph of the ever so bashful Dena.

actually I went and asked the gentleman. His name is Clive Padden. Not sure if the name means anything to you

So, mission accomplished

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_M7mySuUsa6c/SntBycXywhI/AAAAAAAADq0/XE4DnbwNpW8/IMG_9790.JPG)

Just got in from tennis match.

Got bets on Moorman today - ahhh wp

& Rookle @ 200s, whos doing rather well, gogogogoogog.

LeKnave, the Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen of Poker


(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_M7mySuUsa6c/SntCejccmpI/AAAAAAAADrQ/RRpQD4KzjMQ/IMG_9794.JPG)

My departure involved a <7k push at 200/400/25 with AKs vs orig raiser, who [obv]  inst-called with KK.
OUCH!
I flopped the 3 outer [SWEEEET]
..................and then he [feckn] rivered the case K.
OUCH AGAIN.

;-(

.....next......

Drainy.

Raised pot....The flop comes 10--3--J

Michael Moore bets 2800

Daniel Toffel makes it 5600

The chip leader Mo Muse moves all in!!

Michael folds and Daniel calls....

Daniel......Q-J
Mo..........10-3

Turn is a 7

River a Queen.

Daniel doubles up to 30k.
Mo has 70k, despite the hit

Dave Colclough knocks out Elliott Prentice


table breaks mean we have sitting in a row

Mo Muse...Tim Blake, Rookie, Colclough

mr sky poker is one of tks padowans hahaha

Where's Shieldsy, Belly, Girgy......

Mike Moore and Dave Colclough

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_M7mySuUsa6c/SntFMsV9EvI/AAAAAAAADrs/2IEB3eO6qXk/IMG_9791.JPG)

I thought I saw Mo playing cash when I left.
Is he not worried about beiing anted out......8-)

enjoying the updates rich but please let me see the photos

+1

I am manually editing the posts to remove the tags. They are all visible to me now

this one's still missing for me

how long they playing tonight?

Playing Nine levels tonight

whats this? a smile

a where is the 'when leeds met business' hoodie?

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_M7mySuUsa6c/SntFMsV9EvI/AAAAAAAADrs/2IEB3eO6qXk/IMG_9791.JPG)

lol, oops. I meant to put that in img tags to show you what one was not working and forgot. I'm as bad as you

Dave Johnson doubles up against Karl Fenton, to 12,000. AQ v A6. 6 on the flop had Dave standing up, Queen on the river


Daniel Nutt is over 60,000. Aces, flops a set, doubles up against Nines

fml gg me

Can everyone see the photos now please? If you can't, well my fix won't have worked


Healthy stacks include Hongming Lee and Alex Burton with over 50,000

Four tables and just over two levels to play today

Michael Moore is out. Pushed with 10-7, RookieITB had Kings.

gogogo rookie.

I can see some photos, not others tighty

Andy Booth doubles through Daniel Nutt. AA v KQ on a Q high flop. Nutt bet, Both pushed and Nutt reluctantly called. 30,000 pot.

I can see some fotos rich, but not all.
drainy

same here

give me a couple that are not visible please


Frustrated of Luton

Mike Moore and Dave Colclough

Fixed now :)

Break

Chip counts from the Raabster coming


two levels to play tonight

i cant see the one of knave

Karl Fenton was knocked out by Alex Burton AK v QQ which accounts for Burton's leap up the stack charts

David Barnes has doubled through just before the break A-7 on a 7-7-6 flop against Nick McLellan's 5-4. Turn 6 to seal the deal

Mo Muse remains in the thick of it, and is wielding his stack with impunity. He ends up all in against Nick Crisp, though covering him by some margin with 5-7 against 6-7 blind on blind on a 4-5-7 board. 8 on the river though gives Crisp the straight

Lol that is one of the ones i can see.

Good updates Tighty, keep the faith.

I can see it too and it has none of those tags attached.  Oh well. Going smoothly then.

Willie Tann pushes his last 5,000 in from the cut off

Alex Burton in the big blind playing 60,000 passes the Ahrt face up after a long dwell

Peter Charalambous doubles through Hongming Lee A-Q vs A-8. Peter up to 13,000

it's exactly the same problem as normal, img tags with dimensions in. just use <img> and </img> with no additions and you'll be fine

Ben Turnstill makes it 2,150 UTG+1 with AJ

Mo Muse peels a flop in the big blind


flop A-Q-4, with two hearts

check, Ben bets 2,925, Mo moves all in

Ben calls

Mo has J-4 hearts

Mo "running like Mo does" to quote Ben, hits a heart on the turn to knock Rookie out

End of Level 7 Chip Counts

Table  - Seat  - Player  - Chips
20  - 9  - Aurelian Chirieci  - 64350
18  - 5  - Mohamed Muse  - 62300
15  - 6  - Alex Burton  - 60000
16  - 4  - Paul Noonan  - 59300
16  - 7  - Clive Padden  - 55675
16  - 3  - David Barnes  - 49800
18  - 9  - David Colclough  - 49325
18  - 6  - Timothy Blake  - 48075
20  - 6  - Daniel Nutt  - 41000
15  - 7  - Hongming Lee  - 39000
20  - 2  - Robert Topp  - 38850
20  - 7  - Allan McLean  - 36775
20  - 10  - Richard Gryko  - 36275
15  - 1  - Richard Grace  - 35700
20  - 5  - Steven Watts  - 35025
16  - 10  - Jeff Kimber  - 34575
18  - 1  - Nicholas Crisp  - 33750
16  - 5  - Ken Wong  - 29075
20  - 1  - Andrew Booth  - 28375
16  - 1  - Nicholas Mclellan  - 22900
18  - 4  - Daniel Toffel  - 22225
18  - 10  - Antonis Poulengeris  - 21250
20  - 4  - Bharat Joshi  - 21225
18  - 7  - Ben Turnstill  - 19625
18  - 3  - Charles Thompson  - 18400
16  - 6  - Nicholas Holbrook  - 17725
15  - 5  - Arash Toofan  - 15950
15  - 10  - David Jones  - 15225
20  - 3  - Nicholas Gibson  - 14825
15  - 2  - David Johnson  - 12750
18  - 2  - Henry Browne  - 12650
16  - 2  - Graham Rogers  - 9900
15  - 9  - Wayne Lee  - 8725
15  - 8  - Rumit Somaiya  - 7600
15  - 4  - Peter Charalambous  - 7000
16  - 9  - Justin Landers  - 6825
15  - 3  - Willie Tann  - 6450

Jeff Kimber knocks out Justin Landers. JJ v 55. J on the flop. J on the river

norrrrrrrr Rooks runs bad.

QFT ... so sick !!

Fucking joke. Now to drown my sorrows...

ship the jack links beef jerky to that man

Diagfn

sigh. Still stacking them and nick holbrook shoved 17 lumps in from the cut off with A5 which got there v my AQ in the blinds. Back to 50 :o(

Tim Blake raises and Aurelian Chireleci calls in the big blind


flop  8s 6s Ad

check, bet, call

turn  Ks

check, bet 8,000 pot bet, dwell-sigh-dwell-call from Aurelian

river  Jc

check, quicker check from Tim

Aurelian shows  Aspades 2s and Tim laughs as he mucks, relieved I think he didn't lose more

gl all blondes still in. Really want to see Mo win this though, been so close so many times in the last 2/3 years.

Just watched Mo Muse's table for five minutes. Blimey he must be tricky to play with his stack. Constant aggression, three times in those five minutes he has moved over the top of post flop bets, all-in, and picked up yet more chips when met with inevitable folds. I suppose someone is bound to catch him when they flop the goods soon, but how big will Mo's stack be by then?

How many left now tighty?

Is Graham Rogers still in?

And Andrew King (the guy that knocked me out).

Thanks for the updates.

DA

Willie Tann OUT. Pushes with AQ, Charamlambous finds Kings behind. Hits Quads.

Mo sure can play

Allan McLean raises in the cut off and Robert Topp raises him from the big blind

Both stacks move into the middle

Alan AA

Robert KK

board 6-Q-7-4-3

McLean wins a 70,000 pot, doubling up and leaving Topp Trumped, now felted

32

Yes, 20,000 or so for Graham

Andrew King is still in, sitting OOP to Muse, and short of chips.

Le Knave is still in, 15,000 or so

Wayne Lee just pushed onto his big blind...when shortstacked

LeKnave called with  Ts 9s

Lee had  Jh Jd

Lee survived a 7-8-x flop to double up

Robert Topp is now out. Pushed, got three callers

Nick Gibson took him out 3-4 in the blinds on a A-2-x-x-5 board

I can't see any of the photos from the last few pages!

the last photos are on page 13

given up for the night since lol. Too confused!

Last level of the day begins. 31 remain

Thanks Rich.
GL to Graham.
RE: Mr King, whoever takes my chips normally gets deep [you see they r lucky when not in my possesion....8-)] so he's gonna need a lot of luck OOP to Mo !    ;-(

So next round [500/1000], and that's it for tonight then?

So, about 25 max left I reckon. Sound's quite low.......

121 registered already for tomorrow

£230,000 prize pool to date

Should be comfortably over 300 runners total by the time we're done

Le Knave out. Pushes 9-4 in the small blind unopened into Dave Johnson's big blind. Dave calls with A-8 which holds

ahhh Four Nines it is.

Down to three tables and play is already much slower than even half an hour ago


Soon (with apologies to Martin Green) they will do a draw to find out how many hands to play to the conclusion of the night's play

Tighty - wot does that mean?
r they not playing out the remainder of the 500/1000 level?

I may be being thick here - in which case apols.
;-(

Shutup

This year the gukpt organisers introduced a system whereby on the last level of each day's play, with about 15 mins left, they draw to determine how many hands each table will play through to close. The idea being that all tables play the same number of hands and no one particular table can stall and play very few hands to the close

This system has attracted some debate.

Mo Muse raises to 2800

Tim Blake calls

Flop 5-10-K

Mo bets 3k, Tim raises

Mo asks if he has Ak and then pushes him all in

Tim calls

Tim A-K

Mo A-10

Turn 4

River K

Tim is now on about 55k

You always were the master of the understatement Tighty.......

Nick Gibson raises to 2750

Arash Toofan (luton player, regulars would know him if they saw him) calls.

Steve Watts makes it 4,000 more in the blinds.

Nick folds.

Arash folds showing A-K. Hmmm.

Steve shows 8-9

Thats the Rookie I know and love.

thanks rich.
now i understand.
thanks for the updates (i'll ignore the abuse)
d

Please and thanks. Hard luck today, hope you enjoyed it though

Rumit Somaiya out, short and pushed with 66. David Barnes had Kings behind him

Nick Gibson doubles through Daniel Nutt

Kings against Queens, all-in pre.

Nick 50,000

Daniel 15,000

Aurelian Chirileci doubles up Nick McLlelan. Board read Q-10-3-6-Q and Nick pushed the river, with QJ. Aurelian called and mucked

7 hands to play tonight

That's my boy, show me a good loser and ill show you a ......


ul m8: tell turny i nearly lost my dinner when i noticed his coupon in a picture there..

Tighty, is there a £200 tomorrow night or did I imagine it?  Got to work tommorow but finish at 6 ;-)

Brighton at the end of the month  Shaun?

£100 i think

I am pretty sure it is £100 tomorrow @ 8 o/c (same as tonight)

Richard Gryko knocks out Daniel Nutt. Nutt pushes K-7. Gryko finds Q-Q in the blinds which holds

Antonis Poulangeris doubles through Aurelian Chirileci with KQ v KJ on a King high board

Aurelian down amongst the small stacks now

Colclough knocks out Chirileci. 99 v 88

Play has concluded with 27 left


Chip counts for the overnights will follow in the next hour or so


Play for Day1b begins at 2pm tomorrow afternoon. Should be a bumper field


Thank you very much for your company today and your patience with my photography issues, g'night!

I can't see the pic of me. Was I smiling - because I'm not now. Officially retiring after Primo tomorrow and APAT at the end of the month. GL to all the blondes!! Will someone I know get it won!!

cheers tighty
nice 1
d

 :)up Great upates, many thanks.

TYTY Great updates as ever!

cheers tighty, good work

Ear to ear.

Nice Update Tighty, well done.

Hold on, there must be something wrong with your new camera jobbie imo, my arms ain't that farking hairy!

emigrated from your head

Syrtup

26 players made it through the day.

Player  - Chips
Clive Padden  - 78125
Nicholas Mclellan  - 77300
Richard Gryko  - 74625
Allan McLean  - 68125
Antonis Poulengeris  - 66025
Timothy Blake  - 64025
Mohamed Muse  - 61900
David Barnes  - 56575
David Colclough  - 56350
Steven Watts  - 50275
Nicholas Gibson  - 44550
Paul Noonan  - 44250
Alex Burton  - 42025
Nicholas Holbrook  - 40100
Jeff Kimber  - 33625
Ken Wong  - 31550
Peter Charalambous  - 29075
Arash Toofan  - 28650
Hongming Lee  - 27700
David Johnson  - 26825
Daniel Toffel  - 21650
Andrew Booth  - 20025
Nicholas Crisp  - 19950
Wayne Lee  - 18875
Charles Thompson  - 14975
Graham Rogers  - 8750

Greaudsse

so sick rooks, some people just run good some people have permanent tans from the varience bed, MO is one of these.

lol n1 tighty. i sure did.

Chomps.. those arms are scary hairy... no wonder your known as a shove monkey...

Mbn to be bigfella...

And jones, turny and Middy tbh