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Another success for the DTD gang ... SOLD OUT signs all over the place !!

288 runners and a reserve list as long as your arm !!

The original cap of 270 was breached by 2 tables due to online registration not closing when it should have.

So we are here and set up and waiting for the 2pm start.


Join us here and I will be running about like a blue arsed fly ambling about with my camera to bring you as much as I can in the way of action from the Saturday 20/Twenty event.

Player list ... if your name's not down, you aint playing !

Adam Armitage
Adam Callow
Adrian Lambe
Alan Geddes
Alan Jennings
Alan Short
Alan Stearn
Alan Wilson
Alec Horton
Alex Hamilton
Alexander Jobling
Ali Ahmed
Ali Ayub
Ali Shoubber
Allen Rayner
Andrew Hulme
Andrew Johnson
Andrew Moyse
Andrew Murphy
Andrew Probyn
Andrew Smart
Andrew Wayman
Andrew Woods
Andy Priestley
Angella Newton
Anthony Clancy
Anthony Nicholls
Anthony Phillips
Anthony White
Ashley Bates
Barry Campbell
Barry Neville
Bartosz Przewiezlikowski
Ben Clark
Ben Dobson
Billy Ngo
Branston Best
Brian Howard
Bruce Ewan
Callum Towler
Callum Wright
Carla Goddard
Casey Quinlan
Charlie Wates
Chin Chai Koh
Chris Baylis
Chris Cancelliere
Chris Keyworth
Chris Meade
Chris Rhodes
Christian Briggs
Christopher Hunt
Colin Young
Craig Burgess
Craig Edwards
Dale Leighton
Dan Byrne
Daniel Bass
Daniel Edler
Daniel Gill
Daniel Hodgson
Daniel Littler
Daniel Platten
Daniel Waterhouse
Daniel Wilkinson
Darren Franklin
Darren Gaskell
Darren Oldaker
Darren Roe
Darren Smith
Darren Warburton
Darren Whiten
David Allott
David Cook
David Curran
David Heaton
David Leu
David Nisbet
David Sladden
David Smart
David Syddall
David Wall
David Warner
David Wattam
Dean Morris
Dean Watson
Debbie Fox
Desmond Jonas
Eddie Lundon
Edward Gascoigne
Edward Smith
Faramarz Mirfakhrai
Farhad Mirfakhrai
Fayez Sabboubeh
Frances Creed
Frederick Russell
Gareth Davies
   
Gareth Law
Gary Kimbell
Gary North
Geoff Swan
Graeme Freeman
Greg Fee
Habib Chatoo
Harvey Deakin
Hazel Blake
Ian Gascoigne
Ian Mcdonald
Ian Wheeler
Ian Witt
Iftakhar Ahmed
Jaimie Heffernan
James Ballantyne
James Brady
James Eflekhari
James Glossop
James Hoyes
James Morris
James Moult
James Shaw
James Thatcher
Jamie Wilkinson
Janna White
Jason Wong
Jeremy Severs
Jerome Oshea
Joanna Payne
Joel Beverley
John Bloxham
John Campbell
John Garside
John Greehy
John Hammond
Jon O'malley
Jonathan Elliott
Jonathan Herbison
Jonathan Hickin
Jonathan Legdon
Jonathan Palmer
Jonathan Titley
Jono Beck
Julian Lefevre
Julian Mann
Julie Walton
Juliette Jones
Justin Davies
Karen Hough
Karen Walton
Keith Watson
Kevin Shutt
Kim Bain
Kyle Smith
Kyriacos Dionysiou
Ladan Lundon
Lawrence Gosney
Lee Baxter
Lee Williamson
Liam Batey
Liam Dennehy
Louis Scriven
Lucienne Rokach
Luke Diaper
Malcolm Muskett
Mark Attridge
Mark Briggs
Mark Cullumbine
Mark Deacon
Mark Jeffs
Mark Kelly
Mark Lewis
Mark Lewis
Mark Long
Mark Mccluskey
Mark Noble
Mark Wates
Martin Read
Martyn Glew
Massimiliano Rosi
Matt Russell
Matthew Buckland
Matthew Chard
Matthew Pinnick
Matthew Wright
Michael Bell
Michael Fletcher
Michael Wright
Michelle Bennett
Mike Collins
Mohammed Javed
Mukesh Kanabar
Narciso Baldo
Neil Brooks
Neil Giblin
Neil Manning
   
Neil Montgomery
Neil Nicklin
Neil Raine
Nichiei Hicks
Nick Whiten
Nikesh Hindocha
Nishid Hindocha
Oluwashola Akindele
Oneib Saeed
Patrick Donoghue
Paul Bowser
Paul David
Paul Garnham
Paul Newman
Paul Stevens
Paula Kenny
Peter Attridge
Peter Conduit
Peter Linton
Peter Smith
Phil Towler
Philip Hadland
Philip Tomlinson
Rab Bain
Ralph Shalson
Ray Telford
Raymond Brown
Raymond Lavelle
Rhys Jones
Richard Best
Richard Davies
Richard Johnson
Richard Mckenzie
Richard Sherwood
Richard Stevenson
Richard Turner
Ricky Graham
Ricky Parker
Ricky Smith
Rob Creed
Rob Simons
Robert Cannon
Robert Cowburn
Robert Smith
Roger Wright
Russell Escritt
Saifon Lambe
Sam Arnold
Samuel Morris
Sandeep Gandhi
Sarah Parker
Scott Robinson
Scott Waine
Sean Byrne
Sean Scott
Shane Brown
Simon Brown
Simon Deadman
Simon Tasker
Simon Trumper
Spencer Lewin
Stephanie Tessmer
Stephen Williams
Steve Brown
Steve Collins
Steven Brandley
Stuart Arnold
Stuart Hopkin
Stuart Peaker
Tamer Ovutmen
Tasos Grigoriou
Terry Carter
Terry Tomlinson
Teymour Sabet
Thomas Challener
Thomas Mccready
Thomas Och
Timothy Smith
Tina Bandyle
Tom Hall
Tomos Lloyd
Tony Bedford
Tony Salmon
Tracey Dell
Venu Mallina
Waheed Ashraf
Wakas Aslam
Wayne Hutchins
Wayne Smith
Wendy Parry
William Wright
Xiaoguang Zhou
Youbert Maiso

Here we go again. Half an hour to go and there is a sort of subdued excitement about the place, like the calm before a storm, or the hum of static electricity as it builds up before flashing to earth.

Smoke me a kipper...

good luck all! The lovely Tracey Dell to take this down please  ;cheerleader;

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Unconfirmed prize money

1   -   £8,921
2   -   £5,216
3   -   £3,129
4   -   £2,196
5   -   £1,647
6   -   £1,235
7   -   £961
8   -   £686
9   -   £549
10   -   £384
11   -   £384
12   -   £384
13   -   £384
14   -   £275
15   -   £275
16   -   £275
17   -   £275
18   -   £275
19   -   £150
20   -   £150
21   -   £150
22   -   £150
23   -   £150
24   -   £150
25   -   £150
26   -   £150
27   -   £150

Sir kev please can you keep me updated on these fine card players.....

James Shaw - shawrie85
Mark Lewis( the Leeds one) - treeman
Stu Hopkin
Matt Russell

and name of the day for the scrabble fans....

Bartosz Przewiezlikowski who I think plays up here in Leeds!

Pics of all please!! Ty

5 mins to kick off and the place is absolutely buzzing !

Simon Trumper has just announced that there are 25 reserves and they will be allowed in for 1st 2 levels .... tf the clocks are going back an hour, or we wouldnt have a prayer of finishing tonight lol.

Could have easily sold another 100 seats with all the phone calls and players turned away !!

SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL !!

1st alternate in .... PLAYER DOWN !

GL blondites

2 early exits
289   Wayne Hutchins
290   Adam Callow

Kev could you please get a photo of Terry Tomlinson. I think she is on table 12. Thanks

Pic of hokin next to James shaw plz

Clown !!

Nick Hicks & Matt Russell

Longy

WarBwastard

Tom ordering food from Kelly ...

Fran and bump

Dirty gooner ;)

so with 2 reserves in after the 2 early exits, runners count now 290

Level up ... remember it's 10k stack and 30 min levels.

blinds now 50/100

Last level for reserves ... they will be praying for carnage so they can get a seat.


BUY IN FOR TOMORROW NOW !!!

picture and chipcount of Christian Briggs pls.

289   Tamer Ovutmen
290   Teymour Sabet
291   Youbert Maiso
292   Wayne Hutchins
293   Adam Callow

more money for the prizepool as we have 5 reserves in .... still 20 mins for a few more.

Hear is that Dean Morris geezer that everyone taks about in the racing post poker interviews

Dingdell is not here yet ... this is where she should be

Shawrie

Woodsey troughing !!

Sharky

These are all out ... so reserves are in .... 1 min left of the last level for them to get in.

289   Mark Roberts
290   Daryl Garland
291   David Wall
292   Tamer Ovutmen
293   Teymour Sabet
294   Youbert Maiso
295   Wayne Hutchins
296   Adam Callow

297 is the final tally !!

first prize over £9k !!

Not bad for a £100 comp.

update and pic of jaimie heffernan pls

good luck jaimie take it down !!!!!!!

more casualties

287   Sean Scott
288   Faramarz Mirfakhrai
289   Peter Linton

Pic of 

46   3   Bartosz Przewiezlikowski

please kev!

All about timing this game ...


Blinds 75/150

Stu Hopkin (20k) finds 99 in the small blind and makes it up ... BB raises to 850 and 2 callers, Stu getting value for set mining calls.

Flop  Qs 2s 7h


Stu Leads and gets 1 call, original raiser passes ...

Turn  Aspades

Perfect card for Stu to rep ... so he does  and bets 4k ... got called

Stu shoves a blank river ... only gets called by  Ks Js !!!


Way to do your stack into he stone cold nuts !!

Level 4 blinds now 100/200  

the following are all out

272   Karen Walton
273   Branston Best
274   Philip Tomlinson
275   Paul Garnham
276   Tasos Grigoriou
277   Steve Brown
278   Kyriacos Dionysiou
279   Mark Lewis
280   Thomas Challener
281   Terry Tomlinson
282   Phil Towler
283   Jonathan Hickin
284   Stuart Hopkin
285   Oneib Saeed
286   Jonathan Elliott
287   Sean Scott
288   Faramarz Mirfakhrai
289   Peter Linton
290   Mark Roberts
291   Daryl Garland
292   David Wall
293   Tamer Ovutmen
294   Teymour Sabet
295   Youbert Maiso
296   Wayne Hutchins
297   Adam Callow

Pic and chip count of Jon Elliott T25 S3...?

If at all possible! TY

Never mind Jon busted whilst I wrote that!

Cant find him ... table has broken.

will keep looking.

Raised JJ into AK, AK on flop, then re  with AKs, he has AA.

Down to 6k

Just sat here grinding my arse off...
Upto 20k...

Chip counts for Warbwastard & Mark Wates if you get chance.

Cheers!

And here you are grinding ...

Dingdell is here ... she says her hotel is like that village that only appears once a year ... cue puzzled looks from the table.

Then she has a eureka moment and says I remember no "ARMAGEDDON"  .... cue stifled laughter and looks of pity.... then when someone points out Armageddon is the end of the world, Trace says .. no not that, i mean Brigadoon.

First break of the day ... 20 mins.

Please let Spurs score in the second half ... and a win for the Clarets would be nice.

Thanks

some hands pics and chip counts would be nice!

Thanks

Confirmed payouts

1   -   £9,214
2   -   £5,387
3   -   £3,232
4   -   £2,268
5   -   £1,701
6   -   £1,276
7   -   £992
8   -   £709
9   -   £567
10   -   £397
11   -   £397
12   -   £397
13   -   £397
14   -   £284
15   -   £284
16   -   £284
17   -   £284
18   -   £284
19   -   £150
20   -   £150
21   -   £150
22   -   £150
23   -   £150
24   -   £150
25   -   £150
26   -   £150
27   -   £150

First prize of 92 x the buy in .... will be nice for some luckbox :)

Go have pie & chips and a 2 litre bottle of coke

Thanks

please report more than one hand in the next 2 hours!

Thanks

Look at this Girgy ...

3 limpers, I raise to 800 with  9s Td all except bb fold.

flop   Jh Qd  5s

bb bets 1200, I shove 3800 on top, he dwells then calls showing  Jd Qc

Turn is  8d

River is a brick, I am back in it.


Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

297 players, 1 camera, 1 pen, 1 notepad, 1 updater.

Please do not expect hand after hand in great detail when the blinds are small and even with my eyes, I can only watch one table at a time.

At this stage of the comp, all you are going to get are photo's and a hand if i stumble across one worth reporting.... xxx raises pre and takes the blinds would be a bit boring no ?

this is what a hand looks like kev!!

Reporting your own hands ftw!!

Its great that some of the guys update from the tables on their phones, appreciated chaps, ty.

If you get the chance please post more.


Woodsey has told me some tales of shocking play on his table ... people busting by calling all ins with A8 ... shoving 9 high flops with AQ etc ... Gotta love deepstack strategy ;)

all would be forgiven if u got several norkage snaps!!

chip count for Matt The Pie please Kev if you get a chance.

and norkage pics obv

In his own words "I am playing like a complete C*** ... I have 6k, will be different after the break"

He predicts either out in 10 mins or will have 27,200 at the next break.

Blinds are 150/300 SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL

Finishing positions up to date

253   Neil Nicklin
254   Dean Morris
255   Daniel Platten
256   Liam Batey
257   Raymond Brown
258   Simon Brown
259   Alec Horton
260   Angella Newton
261   Darren Roe
262   Matthew Pinnick
263   Christian Briggs
264   Ian Mcdonald
265   Ricky Graham
266   Spencer Lewin
267   Billy Ngo
268   Lee Williamson
269   Andrew Murphy
270   Martyn Glew
271   Edward Smith
272   Karen Walton
273   Branston Best
274   Philip Tomlinson
275   Paul Garnham
276   Tasos Grigoriou
277   Steve Brown
278   Kyriacos Dionysiou
279   Mark Lewis
280   Thomas Challener
281   Terry Tomlinson
282   Phil Towler
283   Jonathan Hickin
284   Stuart Hopkin
285   Oneib Saeed
286   Jonathan Elliott
287   Sean Scott
288   Faramarz Mirfakhrai
289   Peter Linton
290   Mark Roberts
291   Daryl Garland
292   David Wall
293   Tamer Ovutmen
294   Teymour Sabet
295   Youbert Maiso
296   Wayne Hutchins
297   Adam Callow

any chance of an update on how sean byrne is doing?

Well was upto 22k
found  AA on button I raise too 800, one caller..
Flop 7,4,2, rainbow he checks I bet 1600 he calls.
Turn 5 he bets I shove he calls shows pocket 4's... Blank on
river.. Me back too 10k... Back too the grind.. Lol

sicilidonk on 6.5k. on a table of calling stations including 1 guy who limped utg and called a 5 x raise with J5 off.

254   Dean Morris

He is out.

Maybe not .... the name has been changed ... our hero is still in !

243   Raymond Lavelle
244   Mukesh Kanabar
245   Louis Scriven
246   Greg Fee
247   Alan Short
248   Colin Young
249   Mike Collins
250   Edward Gascoigne
251   Stuart Arnold
252   Scott Waine
253   James Glossop
254   Neil Nicklin
255   Daniel Platten

Matt Russell down to 4k but still in past his own 10 min prediction.

Scary or what ... these 2 mugs must earn shit loads trick or treating !!

Caught ... guilty as charged

A proud Simon Trumper and a backdrop of a packed DTD

Fran Creed out :(

Level 6

Blinds 200/400 25 ante

225 players remain

Ave stack is 13,200

Next break is the end of level 7 when I will hopefully get a full chip count list.

Shawrie OUT

AA folded to him and he makes it 900 ... BBcalls

Flop 7 8 9 rainbow

Oppo leads for 1k

Shawrie shoves for 4.5k


Snap called by J 7 off

Turn 7

and just in case he missed the turn

River 10


UGLY !!

6 pages and no norkage, wtf!

there was a pic of ickle stuarthopkin right at the start - proberly the cutest poker player in the world!

I have  Jc  Ac on sb.

4 limpers, button moves all in for 2150, I call, the rest pass.

Button shows  7s 7h

Board comes  6h 6d 6c 2h 6s

MBN :D

Dingdell out.


Series of hands ...

First off down to 7k  .... then doubled up with QQ v 9 10 on a 9 high flop


Then AK into Lucy Rokach's BB ... Lucy called the raise with  Qh Th

Trace c bet the flop of   Th 3h 7s

Lucy repopped and won the hand.



88 all in v shorties AA down to 3k ...


Fianllay A 10 into K 10 which hit the King on the river :(

boooooooooooooooooooo

some pics of the DTD entrance

Update on The Sicilian please - I'm sure he's got the game to take this down - definite top 3 finish imo

Self levelling FTW, only posted this when I read he was out

Then he's back like Lazarus

FML

6th page and only 3rd hand review  ;slavedriver; ;slavedriver;

Bookie Basher Jim Moult knocks out Carla Goddard.

Trace brings details of the hand ...

AJ for Carla

10 Q for Jim

Flop 889

check check

Turn J ... Jim bets, Carla shoves ... obv Jim snaps

River bricks and Jim scoops.

More pics of the outside than NORKAGE!!

Dont mention the lack of hands! u might get abused with pictures of food and a pm!

Seriously guys .... there is no need to keep having a dig.

IF YOU DONT LIKE THE UPDATES DONT READ THEM.


This will be the last one I do ... it's not worth the hassle tbh.

Some chip counts ...

Jim Moult 30k
Tony Phillips 35k
Barry Neville 58k
Matt Russel 17k ( 10k more to hit prediction by the next break which is 10 mins away)

you wanna take a friggin chill pill

banter kev its frigging banter!!!!!!!!!!

oh and had my PM

+1

Ok to dish it but cant take it back!

Yeah guys, calm down a bit. I've given this a go myself and with a room full of people and small blinds there simply isn't really anything to report on. You can walk down the entire middle tier for example and not see a single flop out. At this stage of the comp photos/list of people who are out is all you should be expecting. Any interesting hands that Kev happens to catch is a bonus.

hey girgy did you see that pic of the sausage?

looked yummy

bet kev wished he could cook that well

Big hand on Longys table ...

Brian Howard shoves 6k

Darren Gaskell calls

Then Jon O'malley re ships 16k

Gaskell makes the call

Howard 10 10

Gaskell 9 9

O.malley K K

Kings hold ... O'malley up to 40k

Gaskell down to 10k

Howard OUT

15 min break ... racing off the 25's

phew need a drink myself

get some nicotine and jd inside ya kev

Oh well after I had my aces busted by pocket 4's, I then ran straight into pocket jacks with my tens...
Good tourney and there's always tomorrow..

Ralph 17k .... never played a hand in the last level

Matt 15k, 12k behind prediction .... useless.

Kev can you see if the Mark Lewis on  T 14 S 6 is the one from Leeds? If so cud i have a count please?

Also same for Mr Bartosz Przewiezlikowski on T 32 S 8

Thanks

UL chap ... good to meet you today.

No ... I am sulking.

Not my best side... Lol

update on jaimie heffernan pls if u have found him!!!

all out before the break

176   Zahir Aslam
177   Frederick Russell
178   Ben Clark
179   Roger Wright
180   Julian Lefevre
181   Tony Bedford
182   Dean Watson
183   Jeremy Severs
184   James Thatcher
185   Desmond Jonas
186   Jonny Goldberg
187   Carla Goddard
188   Andrew Woods
189   Andy Priestley
190   William Wright
191   Robert Smith
192   Alexander Jobling
193   Peter Smith
194   John Campbell
195   David Warner
196   Peter Conduit
197   Andrew Probyn
198   Jonathan Titley
199   Colin Myott
200   Jerome Oshea
201   Tracey Dell
202   Allen Rayner
203   James Shaw
204   Wayne Smith
205   Martin Read
206   Juliette Jones
207   James Eflekhari
208   Rob Creed
209   Callum Wright
210   Daniel Bass
211   Dan Byrne
212   Dean Morris
213   Ricky Smith
214   Richard Johnson
215   Simon Deadman
216   Scott Robinson
217   Weswell Ellis
218   Richard Sherwood
219   David Curran
220   Andrew Moyse
221   Darren Franklin
222   Matthew Chard
223   Paula Kenny
224   Darren Smith
225   Matthew Buckland
226   Andrew Wayman
227   Frances Creed
228   Ian Simpson
229   Daniel Hodgson
230   Neil Manning
231   Jamie Wilkinson
232   Gareth Law
233   Casey Quinlan
234   Darren Oldaker
235   Mohammed Javed
236   Rob Simons
237   Lee Baxter
238   Daniel Littler
239   Stephanie Tessmer
240   Daniel Wilkinson
241   Tina Bandyle
242   Malcolm Muskett
243   Raymond Lavelle

Have found him ... table 34 seat 7 ... will get a snap and count when the players return from the break.

check your pms kev :)

 Yes it's me Dan. I got 6k. Ty for asking

thks kev know ur busy ta!!!!

Was 2 of you with  same name in the comp! How did u decide who sat where?

Matt Russell has made another prediction ... 48.4k by next break .... yeah, gl with that !


Players back at their seats ... 172 remain, blinds are 400/800 ante100

Ave stack 17,300

FFS 2 pm's obv someone has had sense of humour bypass 2nite

i'll fuck off and come back later and read it all in 1 go


 am sure you'll do a sterling job kev

Pics of totty please Kev!

Checked and sorted, you are bought in for tomorrow.

Can we get a chip count for Dean Morris please ?

Excellent, cheers :) See you tomorrow :)

[ ] bring Girgy

trying the more traditional method of bokking Glenn?

Is Sir Donksalot really out 212th or is this another mistake? Norrrrrrrrrrr.

Id do a better job than you!

Oh  man, I feel physically sick if he's out, never meant to bok Claire :-)

Girgy and Kev get a room

great job kev must be murder on ure own will be playing next month keep good work up

they're only quarreling coz the making up makes it worth it imo.

Ok guys  - sustained by a pot of DTD tea and a chicken and penne pasta and spinach dinner I am volunteering as Kevs helper for as long as I can last - I need chocolate so may have to resort to a pudding soon but in the meantime I'll get hunting for news.views, gossip and hands at the table.

Just looked outside and it's a wierd day - warmish but getting dusk like and inside it feels like a Sunday afternoon if you haven't been outside or opened the windows - all stuffy, murmers and chip riffles can be heard with the odd shout of 'seat open'. Half the field gone already - 155 left and it's not feeling frenetic - the room just feels like it had a grinding feeling at the moment - just going through the motions until the field pares down again.

1 application to the diplomatic corps refused as I upset a player after i laughed having heard she had been knocked out by Bookiebasher - not to her face but her bat hearing kicked in and I've had the first rant of the day with a pointy finger too....sigh ......  ::)  Kev must be rubbing off on me  - I've asked hm to stop but he can't help himself.

oooh good. pics of hot men please trace!

Is this him ... if so he has just doubled up to 12k with KK

Can you start with a chip count of Mr Bartosz Przewiezlikowski please! Been asking since like 2.10pm!!

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He is out

If that's Carla Goddard I wouldn't worry about it, she's absolutely terrible.

154   Farhad Mirfakhrai
155   Joel Beverley
156   Nishid Hindocha
157   Debbie Fox
158   Gareth Davies
159   Sandeep Gandhi
160   Joanna Payne
161   Daniel Edler
162   Tomos Lloyd
163   Tony Salmon
164   Mark Briggs
165   Bartosz Przewiezlikowski
166   Chris Baylis
167   Philip Hadland
168   Adrian Richards
169   Stephen Reid
170   Ian Witt
171   Julie Walton
172   James Ballantyne
173   Brian Howard
174   Paul Stevens
175   Timothy Smith
176   Zahir Aslam

If you get a chance,
Chip counts for Richard Stevenson (warbwastard), Charlie Wates and Mark Wates.
Cheers for the updates.

Ok im now following Mr Xiaoguang Zhou how many discs has he got in front of him?

Also cud tha please get a snap of sum valets? Cheers

Also gonna follow Janna White on T32 S3! Pics and count please!

Also hows Michelle Bennet and Longy getting on?

Well done on posting old pics!

Table Bookie Basher/Rokash - Bookie looks like he has lost a few but happliy chatting to his neighbour. Lucy having a massage and sitting with a stack of over 50k if my eyes are accurate. She's looking very relaxed and has this air of quiet confidence.

Table Tony Phillips - just had an all in -  Kc Kh vs Ad Ahrt   no help on the flop and the Aces knock another player out - another lady to the rails - sigh.

Karibiners tables - Ralph in the BB calles an all in from the button - Ralph  Qs Ad (very brave call imo) against buttons  5d 8s. Flop  Ac Qh 4s, the  4c and  9s making no difference and the man knocked out gets jeered by his railing mates as he gets up from the table.  Ralph quietly stacks his chips (he won 1500 plus the antes) and gets on with his game.  

Some chip counts -

Alan Geddes from Luton - now Walsall   - 25k
Barry Neville 60k
Red 26k
Evil Pie - 13k - he shrufs - I'm not worried he says
Nick Hicks - 34k.

Lots of blondes still in - atmo getting a little more charged now. Blinds just up to 600/1200 with an ante of 100 and the short stacks are having to shove - players starting to drop.

thats him cheers, gl jamie win the lot!

Charlie Wates 20k

Mark's chair is empty, looks like he has been moved.

yeah thats him kev thks
go on the heff man its all gravy!!!!

Mark is OUT i am afraid :(

128   David Nisbet
129   Chris Meade
130   Mark Wates
131   John Garside
132   James Brady
133   Andrew Hulme
134   Iftakhar Ahmed
135   Richard Turner
136   David Syddall
137   Andrew Smart
138   Anthony Nicholls
139   Ian Wheeler
140   Janna White
141   Darren Gaskell
142   Richard Best
143   Adam Armitage
144   Alan Jennings
145   Jason Wong
146   David Sladden
147   Daniel Gill
148   Harvey Deakin
149   Steven Brandley
150   Anthony Clancy
151   Jonathan Palmer
152   Stuart Peaker
153   Ali Shoubber
154   Farhad Mirfakhrai

Great updates Kev!!! Fk the haters!

Rich Stephenson 15k

Neil 'Jakally' Giblin 18k

Big daft Barry Neville 74k


Ave stack is 24.5k

blondeite Mark 'Longy' Long  12k

When not eating Red manages to surf blonde and play a hand at the same time. UTG has raised all in - Red calls and shows  Ahrt Ad. UTG shows  Aspades Qc

Flop comes  2s 2d Qs, turn  Qd and river  9h.  Gulp. Red shrugs stoically and the chips are handed over. Red on about 12k at a glance.

Cheers for the updates Kev, much appreciated  :cheers:

Kev i would like to apologise for the comment above which was meant to be taken in jest...

I think you then made it personal with the food comment followed by the pic after i made another jokey comment!

Im not a hater! I think you do a great job at these events and have told you plenty of times and i know it can be stressful for you in the early stages with a lot going on!

SORRY and keep up the good work!  :)up

Longy gone ... shoved KJ into 88 and missed

Karibiner faces a raise and folds like a girl - but promises me that he wanted to re-raise just for the sake of the updates. Next hand he raises by 1500 and they all fold - he winks at me with a triumphant look on his face. Go on the Blondes!!  ;D

Level 10

Blinds 800/1600 ante200

112 left

Ave 26,517

exits

116   Barry Campbell
117   Mark Long
118   Neil Brooks
119   Oluwashola Akindele
120   Paul Bowser
121   Terry Carter
122   Karen Hough
123   William Bennet
124   Gary North
125   Duncan Cooley
126   John Hammond
127   Callum Towler
128   David Nisbet

jamie still in?

Ooops insta bok - Karibiner raises with  Kc Jc from the cut off making it 3500 to go. called by the button.
Flop  Jc 8d 3c. Ralph bets 6k on the flop - cut off goes all in - just covers ralph - so he calls - cut off has a set of eithts - no more clubs and ralph is a gonner.

Blinds now 800/1600 with 200 ante.

Already 117 regged for the £50 comp which starts at 8pm !!

Flushthemout and warbwastard

Barrington Nevillicious

Good work Kev, time do you reckon it will finish? Red thats a shit beat.

Matt Russell OUT

94   Matt Russell
95   Ian Gascoigne
96   Ashley Bates
97   Darren Warburton
98   Justin Davies
99   Liam Dennehy
100   Neil Montgomery
101   Daniel Waterhouse
102   David Smart
103   Alex Hamilton
104   Alan Wilson
105   Keith Watson
106   Michael Fletcher
107   Mark Jeffs
108   James Morris
109   Venu Mallina
110   Habib Chatoo
111   Samuel Morris
112   John Bloxham
113   Ralph Shalson
114   Kyle Smith
115   David Cook
116   Barry Campbell
117   Mark Long
118   Neil Brooks
119   Oluwashola Akindele
120   Paul Bowser

Sigh, great updates Kev, Girgy I can only presume it is that time of the month ;).

Won't bore you with a full report, but pretty standard live nit fest on my table, ranging from good nits to bad nits. Highlights were the bb to my btn called every button raise (I opened every unopened pot on the button) and check folding every flop, vwp sir. "I put you on AK" was said at least 7 times, oh and i get nitrolled by two people in my exit hand.

Shoved approx 10k utg+1 with  Kh Jd @ 600/1200/100, button tanks for like 2 minutes and folds(obv had kj beat), then bb tanks for like another minute. Then calls saying "I hope you have ak", fun times.

Table Chinese Frankie and Alan Stern - Frankie has 30k and Alan approx 25k. All quiet - mostly average stacks. When I say all quiet I am also referring to Frankie - he is so quiet the earmuffs handed out to surrounding tables have been returned - hardly a peep from him.


In 2 rounds on the table a raise to 4000 is taking down most pots - blinds currently 800/1600 with antes of 200.

Can i get a pic of Tom hall. table 12 seat 6. PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

tytytyty

THE Barry Neville raises to 4800 mid podition - he is loving his table since his table move - lots of big stacks for him to bother.

bazza gives it a bit of verbal - 'come on - lets get it in the middle if you want to' and the blinds fold - the BB grudgingly.

They have just gone on a break - 12 minutes left - I'll get kev onto it as soon as they are back.  ;slavedriver;

5 mins left of the break

when the players return the blinds will be 1k/2k ante200

88 left

Ave stack 33,750


Casualties

89   Kim Bain
90   Michael Bell
91   Geoff Swan
92   Neil Raine
93   Charlie Wates
94   Matt Russell

DTD always gets noisier at the breaks as the bad beats and hero calls get discussed and boasted about. As the weather gets cooler and it's darker less people go outside for a break - only the smokers make an effort to go out so it's getting noisier.

The £50 f/o is a sell out and due to start - table draws are up - DTD is running like a well oiled clock - no surprise there. Bizarely I had a dream about DTD last night - there was a raid and I dived under a table and rang the police. Today i re-enacted that slightly as i had to get under the table to plug in the laptop. Spooky..... ::)  Can you tell I'm filling the time until the comp gets underway?

Chip count and if possible a pic of Chris Rhodes..
This boy is golden and should do well...
Gutted that I'm out and back home watching the x factor with the wife...
Lol....

Nick Hicks ....

Just before the break - on table barry Neville.  Early position goes all in for 17k, called by SB who is covered.

Early position has   9d 7d, SB has  Qc Qd. Raiser admits not looking before  he shoved....

Flop  Jc Jh Ks, turn  7h, river........ 7s. Ouch.

Another one bites the dust and it all goes to prove it's sometimes better to be lucky than good.

Just gone

83   Jaimie Heffernan

Is treeman mark lewis still in please kev? If so how many chips does he have?

Cheers!

Fran (avec baby Phillips) is playing the £50 f/o. One guy on her table taking 10 mins per hand to make a decision, baby will be born by the time that games finished.

Fran is blooming - looking in the best of health but having trouble sitting at the table with the bump. Good news is she may stop playing soon so we can all come back and hopefully have a better chance of winning if she takes a break.

Update from APAT - Snatty still in after 5 hours but bored, guess no one is rising to the Snatty banter.

13.5k

Barry neville 60k
Lucy Rokach 80k
Laden Lundon 30k
Nick Hicks  60k
Pat Donahue 56k
Red Dog 25k
Michelle Bennet 25k

Cheers for pic....
Keep up the good work mate...

Mark Lewis pushes all in utg for 12.5k  called by UTG+1 ... then chip leader calls as well ....


Flop 3 9 10 rainbow

Turn 4

River 6

Both other checked it down

Mark turns over 9 10 ... other 2 muck... Mark now on 39k


Shawrie has 20% ... he made me tell you :D

Table Frankie/Armitage has now become Frankie/Armitage/Rokash
Hand between Frankie and Alan Armitage - Frankie on the button - Alan in he SB.

Flop is  9s 6h 6d, approx 20k in the pot. Frankie bets out 10k after Alans check , Alan tanks for ages and eventually folds, Frankie shows  Ahrt  Ad

Mark Lewis again ... folds to hiom and he pops it up to 10k ... button shoves, blinds fold.

Mark insta calls and flips aces .... up against 10 10

Mark now up to 70k .... some rush.

wiiiiiiiiiiiii gogogogogo treeman :)

On table Hicks - the big stack raises (has been bullying a fair bit - using his stack well) and is called by a shove all in.

Big stack  Ahrt Kc. Caller with his tournament life on the line has  4h 4d

Flop comes  Kh Jc Ks then  5c 7d.

GG sir - big stack gets bigger. MBN.

calls of seat open are constant now with three tourneya on the go and all sold out, WD DTD again, we love you.

FFS ... A cracking Dell'ism

She says to me ... "There's a bloke over there who looks just like the bloke I lost my virginity to .... but it cant be him though, he must be dead by now"


Wtf do you say to that ?

:D :D

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao ;applause; ;tightend;

Red dog OUT

Folded to tom, shoved 25k in ...got called then repopped

J9 off for Tom

AQ for caller

7 5 3

4

2

Straight for AQ

I will repeat this game is all about TIMING

The guy that got tom was the very same fella that busted his aces...

Eeerm - have another glass of wine Ding!

I am an updaters dream when the action goes a bit quiet!

exits

54   Mark Cullumbine
55   Ben Sails
56   Wendy Parry
57   Thomas Mccready
58   Patrick Brady
59   Narciso Baldo
60   Hazel Blake
61   Craig Burgess
62   Stephen Williams
63   Neil Giblin
64   Andrew Johnson
65   Ali Ayub
66   James Hoyes
67   Graeme Freeman
68   Saifon Lambe
69   Chris Rhodes
70   Nikesh Hindocha
71   Bruce Ewan
72   Ladan Lundon
73   Ben Dobson
74   Michael Wright
75   Alan Geddes
76   Chris Cancelliere
77   Jono Beck
78   Matthew Wright
79   Richard Mckenzie
80   Mark Kelly
81   Richard Davies
82   David Allott
83   Jaimie Heffernan
84   Peter Attridge
85   John Greehy
86   Chris Keyworth
87   Rab Bain
88   David Leu
89   Kim Bain
90   Michael Bell
91   Geoff Swan
92   Neil Raine
93   Charlie Wates
94   Matt Russell
95   Ian Gascoigne
96   Ashley Bates
97   Darren Warburton
98   Justin Davies
99   Liam Dennehy
100   Neil Montgomery

Russell Escritt chip leader 170k

Tony Phillips having a mare - hopefully thats not a prediction of the latest addition to the Fran clan...

Ahrt   8h, one of the blinds pushes and Tony obliged to make up - blind has  Qd Jc and gets there.

Next - he raises with  Jd Ac, another push from a later seat -  Td 8h and gets there,.......

Next he raises with  Kc Ad, called by  2s 3d who gets there....sigh...

Has  30k left - pushes all in with  Qs 7s and is called  by  5d 5c. Tony catches a hand at last and stays in.

He has been getting busy and now up to 80k

Current chip leader on Table Hicks 130k - Dave Watton. Just lost a big pot and down to 30k but we missed the hand - sorry - we will investigate...

Is now OUT

Round to the cut off and he raised to 7.5k

Button dwells and shoves 55k

Tom Calls with QQ leaving 15k back

FLOP  A 9 4

Turn 3

River 8

He was up against AK


Then the 15k went in with 7 9 (as you do)

Called by A2

Goodnight Vienna :(

Chinese Frankie up to 130k - apparently he said he got lucky.

Frankie getting lucky Surely not as he is always telling us the he is the best player in China....   :dontask:

As the numbers reduce it's easier to reort - any requests shout out and we'll do our best.

Fran out of the £50 with jacks - again - "never playing them again" she vows. "Until the next time" we say under our breath.... ;D

Car crash poker coming up folks - hate to watch it but can't turn away.

Chip leader Waheed Ashraf (Wadey) - DTD regular - has over £130k. 

Raises with  Ac Js, one caller.

Flop   Jc 3h 4h. After some shinanigans Wadey pushes all in for 130k.  Gets called with  Qd Jd so good news so far - turn a blank, river a  Qc obv.

Wadey has 50k left.. Raised ahead of him and he pushes with  Kd Kc, called by the  Ac 9s who then binks the ace obv.

He's now out.  GG Wadey  :(

Chinese Frankie has got a few !

Daddy to be .... Tony Phillips

Portsmouth player Luke Diaper

So my friends think I have a rock and roll lifestyle, playing poker on a Saturday night mixing with the james bond look a likes in glitzy casinos.

Well it is glitzy as it's DTD but having been knocked out I thought I could hit the town with all the other poker losers tonight and get drunk...... sadly the Sicilian has disappeared the only proof of him being here a photo of him at the tables.

The tv is on at DTD, the valet has just delivered a slice of hanky panky pie with ice cream (the only hanky panky I'll be seeing tonight) and Kev has pushed off to take some pics of valets - I can hear him in the background telling them to undo some buttons....

So it's saturday night,I'm on my own, eating chocolate and ice cream and watching the telly - sigh - another glamourous saturday night then.....

20 min break ... when we return it will be

3k/6k ante600

44 players left

Ave stack 67,500

All these are in

11   1   Craig Edwards
11   2   Gary Kimbell
11   3   Troung Nghiem
11   4   James Moult
11   5   Mark Lewis
11   6   David Heaton
11   7   Massimiliano Rosi
11   8   Bobby Duckworth
12   1   Kevin Shutt
12   2   Barry Neville
12   3   Luke Diaper
12   4   Anthony White
12   5   Richard Stevenson
12   6   Shane Brown
12   7   Jon O'malley
12   8   Rob Blackburn
12   9   Adrian Lambe
13   1   Chin Chai Koh
13   2   Alan Stearn
13   3   Lucienne Rokach
13   4   Mark Mccluskey
13   5   Mark Noble
13   6   Robert Cowburn
13   7   Russell Escritt
13   8   Xiaoguang Zhou
13   9   Mark Deacon
23   1   Nichiei Hicks
23   2   Christopher Hunt
23   3   Mark Attridge
23   4   David Wattam
23   5   Michelle Bennett
23   6   Fayez Sabboubeh
23   7   Thomas Och
23   8   Sam Arnold
23   9   Robert Cannon
34   1   Steve Collins
34   2   Dale Leighton
34   3   Rhys Jones
34   4   Ricky Parker
34   5   Patrick Donoghue
34   6   Paul Newman
34   7   Jonathan Herbison
34   8   Sean Byrne
34   9   Anthony Phillips

And these are all out

45   Eddie Lundon
46   Jonathan Legdon
47   Simon Tasker
48   Wakas Aslam
49   Julian Mann
50   Ali Ahmed
51   Waheed Ashraf
52   Ray Telford
53   Tom Hall
54   Mark Cullumbine
55   Ben Sails
56   Wendy Parry
57   Thomas Mccready
58   Patrick Brady
59   Narciso Baldo
60   Hazel Blake
61   Craig Burgess
62   Stephen Williams
63   Neil Giblin
64   Andrew Johnson
65   Ali Ayub
66   James Hoyes
67   Graeme Freeman
68   Saifon Lambe
69   Chris Rhodes
70   Nikesh Hindocha
71   Bruce Ewan
72   Ladan Lundon
73   Ben Dobson
74   Michael Wright
75   Alan Geddes
76   Chris Cancelliere
77   Jono Beck
78   Matthew Wright
79   Richard Mckenzie
80   Mark Kelly
81   Richard Davies
82   David Allott
83   Jaimie Heffernan
84   Peter Attridge
85   John Greehy
86   Chris Keyworth
87   Rab Bain
88   David Leu
89   Kim Bain
90   Michael Bell
91   Geoff Swan
92   Neil Raine
93   Charlie Wates
94   Matt Russell
95   Ian Gascoigne
96   Ashley Bates
97   Darren Warburton
98   Justin Davies
99   Liam Dennehy
100   Neil Montgomery
101   Daniel Waterhouse
102   David Smart
103   Alex Hamilton
104   Alan Wilson
105   Keith Watson
106   Michael Fletcher
107   Mark Jeffs
108   James Morris
109   Venu Mallina
110   Habib Chatoo
111   Samuel Morris
112   John Bloxham
113   Ralph Shalson
114   Kyle Smith
115   David Cook
116   Barry Campbell
117   Mark Long
118   Neil Brooks
119   Oluwashola Akindele
120   Paul Bowser
121   Terry Carter
122   Karen Hough
123   William Bennet
124   Gary North
125   Duncan Cooley
126   John Hammond
127   Callum Towler
128   David Nisbet
129   Chris Meade
130   Mark Wates
131   John Garside
132   James Brady
133   Andrew Hulme
134   Iftakhar Ahmed
135   Richard Turner
136   David Syddall
137   Andrew Smart
138   Anthony Nicholls
139   Ian Wheeler
140   Janna White
141   Darren Gaskell
142   Richard Best
143   Adam Armitage
144   Alan Jennings
145   Jason Wong
146   David Sladden
147   Daniel Gill
148   Harvey Deakin
149   Steven Brandley
150   Anthony Clancy
151   Jonathan Palmer
152   Stuart Peaker
153   Ali Shoubber
154   Farhad Mirfakhrai
155   Joel Beverley
156   Nishid Hindocha
157   Debbie Fox
158   Gareth Davies
159   Sandeep Gandhi
160   Joanna Payne
161   Daniel Edler
162   Tomos Lloyd
163   Tony Salmon
164   Mark Briggs
165   Bartosz Przewiezlikowski
166   Chris Baylis
167   Philip Hadland
168   Adrian Richards
169   Stephen Reid
170   Ian Witt
171   Julie Walton
172   James Ballantyne
173   Brian Howard
174   Paul Stevens
175   Timothy Smith
176   Zahir Aslam
177   Frederick Russell
178   Ben Clark
179   Roger Wright
180   Julian Lefevre
181   Tony Bedford
182   Dean Watson
183   Jeremy Severs
184   James Thatcher
185   Desmond Jonas
186   Jonny Goldberg
187   Carla Goddard
188   Andrew Woods
189   Andy Priestley
190   William Wright
191   Robert Smith
192   Alexander Jobling
193   Peter Smith
194   John Campbell
195   David Warner
196   Peter Conduit
197   Andrew Probyn
198   Jonathan Titley
199   Colin Myott
200   Jerome Oshea
201   Tracey Dell
202   Allen Rayner
203   James Shaw
204   Wayne Smith
205   Martin Read
206   Juliette Jones
207   James Eflekhari
208   Rob Creed
209   Callum Wright
210   Daniel Bass
211   Dan Byrne
212   Dean Morris
213   Ricky Smith
214   Richard Johnson
215   Simon Deadman
216   Scott Robinson
217   Weswell Ellis
218   Richard Sherwood
219   David Curran
220   Andrew Moyse
221   Darren Franklin
222   Matthew Chard
223   Paula Kenny
224   Darren Smith
225   Matthew Buckland
226   Andrew Wayman
227   Frances Creed
228   Ian Simpson
229   Daniel Hodgson
230   Neil Manning
231   Jamie Wilkinson
232   Gareth Law
233   Casey Quinlan
234   Darren Oldaker
235   Mohammed Javed
236   Rob Simons
237   Lee Baxter
238   Daniel Littler
239   Stephanie Tessmer
240   Daniel Wilkinson
241   Tina Bandyle
242   Malcolm Muskett
243   Raymond Lavelle
244   Mukesh Kanabar
245   Louis Scriven
246   Greg Fee
247   Alan Short
248   Colin Young
249   Mike Collins
250   Edward Gascoigne
251   Stuart Arnold
252   Scott Waine
253   James Glossop
254   Neil Nicklin
255   Daniel Platten
256   Liam Batey
257   Raymond Brown
258   Simon Brown
259   Alec Horton
260   Angella Newton
261   Darren Roe
262   Matthew Pinnick
263   Christian Briggs
264   Ian Mcdonald
265   Ricky Graham
266   Spencer Lewin
267   Billy Ngo
268   Lee Williamson
269   Andrew Murphy
270   Martyn Glew
271   Edward Smith
272   Karen Walton
273   Branston Best
274   Philip Tomlinson
275   Paul Garnham
276   Tasos Grigoriou
277   Steve Brown
278   Kyriacos Dionysiou
279   Mark Lewis
280   Thomas Challener
281   Terry Tomlinson
282   Phil Towler
283   Jonathan Hickin
284   Stuart Hopkin
285   Oneib Saeed
286   Jonathan Elliott
287   Sean Scott
288   Faramarz Mirfakhrai
289   Peter Linton
290   Mark Roberts
291   Daryl Garland
292   David Wall
293   Tamer Ovutmen
294   Teymour Sabet
295   Youbert Maiso
296   Wayne Hutchins
297   Adam Callow

Sigh.  I'd have looked after ya if I were there Chicka.  Don't give up, surely someone will rescue you.

If only u said ding...if only u said.....things could have been so different..

double trouble

One of those valets is scary

gogogo Samurai

FMEL.   ;tracet;

I know what you mean Costas

 ;D

Ok - all comps back from breaks - all getting a bit confusing as we suddenly thought the main comp had changed levels to 20 mins but fear not we are back on track.

Amazing how well DTD runs these comps - we've moved tables twice as they refill tables but we're back where we started now and  will be here until the bitter end - or in my case for as long as I can keep going before falling asleep - again another saturday night flashback....Kev off working looking for hands - I'm about to follow him - normal service is now resumed.

Any requests get them in and we'll get them done.

Chip count for Rich Stevenson , plz.

chinese frankie and tony phillips counts plzz tyty

What happened in bristol dude? Sell out weren't it?

tell barry neville his fireworks were wicked, but no good havin a fag with the boot open while flogging them barry!!! thanks for the chat kev and great updates, remind me not to play 10 3 on a 7 8 9 board and i shove for 4ok and warbwastard calls with ak

Table Frankie - Alan Armitage getting short - pushes all in in late position - all fold and he picks up blinds and antes of 13800 - very handy. Blinds 3000/6000 ante 600.

Action on Table Barry Neville

First barry small blind - stares down the button who looked as if he was going to raise and then folds after barrys stare. Barry raises using his 25k pink chip and the BB folds - barry shows  7d 7h.

Then next hand mid position raises all in for 18k and they all fold so he picks up the 13800 in the middle.  The very next hand he pushes again with nearly 32k and they all fold to the button who is chipped up and announces All In.

Rest of the table folds and it's the original raiser with  4h 4d and the button with  8h 8d.

No help on a board of  2s 3h Kc 9c Qh and another one to the rail.

Table Barry Neville is building some big stacks now - and Barry is licking his lips.

150k


Also Luke diaper 125k

Barry neville 90k

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Go rich!

Big news from Frankie ...

Big argument developing as well !!


Marl noble ships in for about  18k

Frankie flats

Then Alan Stearn shoves for 60k .... Frankie goes into the tank and tries to work out what the side pot will be ... he talks to Stearn and says I think you have 44 ... do you want a call ?

Alan says nothing but after a couple of minutes dwell The clock is called on Frankie ... he goes bananas, and eventually passes 77 face up...

Alan indeed flips 44 ... Mark Noble has AK

Flop 7 4 5

Turn Q

River 7

Alan scoops, Frankie would have got the lot and is not happy ... he is raging at the player not involved in the hand calling the clock... he is absolutely steaming.


He gets a 1 round penalty for his explosion.... Mark the TD handled it superbly imo.

34   Jon O'malley
35   Massimiliano Rosi
36   Bobby Duckworth
37   Mark Noble
38   Nichiei Hicks
39   Anthony White
40   Mark Deacon
41   Rob Blackburn
42   Adrian Lambe
43   Craig Edwards
44   Lucienne Rokach
45   Eddie Lundon
46   Jonathan Legdon
47   Simon Tasker
48   Wakas Aslam
49   Julian Mann
50   Ali Ahmed
51   Waheed Ashraf
52   Ray Telford
53   Tom Hall
54   Mark Cullumbine
55   Ben Sails
56   Wendy Parry
57   Thomas Mccready
58   Patrick Brady
59   Narciso Baldo
60   Hazel Blake
61   Craig Burgess

Hows mark lewis doing please guys? Also a pic if you can?

Cheers

33 let, money starts at 27

1   -   £9,214
2   -   £5,387
3   -   £3,232
4   -   £2,268
5   -   £1,701
6   -   £1,276
7   -   £992
8   -   £709
9   -   £567
10   -   £397
11   -   £397
12   -   £397
13   -   £397
14   -   £284
15   -   £284
16   -   £284
17   -   £284
18   -   £284
19   -   £150
20   -   £150
21   -   £150
22   -   £150
23   -   £150
24   -   £150
25   -   £150
26   -   £150
27   -   £150

Tony Phillips on same table as barry neville -

Tony in BB - button raises all in and Tony calls with  Ahrt 8c. Button has  7c 8s

Board comes  3s Kd Ac 9s 2h  and Tony Phillips now up to 140K.

Fran railing pats her baby and calls out Come on - the baby needs lots of new things. Only 6 off the money and it's getting a bit tense down on the floor.

Frankie adjusting his clothing, tying his sholelaces and waiting to get back on the table - looks ready for action. We may have some fur flying on that table before long - the crowds are gathering in anticipation of a fight.

I don't suppose you fancy losing your virginity again... ?

under/over on how many times Frenkie will re-tell the pocket 7s story in the next month

122.5

Deffo take the over!

Ok - we have a slight break in transmission for an apat story from Snatty - he is out.

 Ahrt Kc he raises - eventually called by  Qd Ac for the callers tournament life - he binks the queen. Then Phil gets  Ad Qc, pushes and gets called by  4d 4h and Phil doesn't improve. Sigh - another blonde down..

I suppose I could fake it ....oh no yet again - another saturday night flashback....

Frankies Penalty was 2 rounds ... he is on the sidelines ... still seething.


Barry Neville 150k now

Do the clocks go back tonight?

Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they think men actually care.......... 8)

here he is

55k

yup .... dont forget now :)

Cheers Kev!

30   Alan Stearn
31   Kevin Shutt
32   Jonathan Herbison
33   Ricky Parker
34   Jon O'malley


29 left ....

Shawrie here, Lewis now on 105k. On the bubble! Blinds 4/8. what is 20% of min cash?

Massive hand alert - one off the bubble - carnage

Bookiebasher just arrives at table Neville/Phillips, while still taking chips from his trays he raises to 29k

Two seats away Tony Phillips inst pushes all in for 180k.

Jim hasn't even sat down yet and he stays standing, doing the math and thinking, and thinking and thinking, recounting the chips in his trays and talking to himself, going through it out loud.

He leans back against the chair but still hasn't sat down - still thinking.

He recounts his chips and Tony just sits there playing with a few chips. Bookie recounts his chips again - and looks at the screen. Tony says something to him - not sure what he said but almost instantly Bookie calls.

Bookie  Th Td, Pillips  Kh 8s.

Board comes  3h Ac 5h 7s 7h and Bookie takes down a pot of over 380k. Yowzer.

wtf Tony!?

slow roll

if Jim thinks that long with 10 10 I think it's a pretty good shove

I misread the hand. Didn't see that Bookie had opened. Thought Tony just open shoved 180k lol

much improved performance after the shaky start









































































just seen spurs v stoke on MOTD  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

FRANKIE IS OUT

And to rub salt into his open wounds, it was Mark McCuskey (the clock caller) THAT GOT HIM ... AK for Frankie , QQ for Mark which held


Frankie out and everyone else is in the money

gr8 updates btw

£30

10 min break ....

surely must be 20 percent of profit = £7.60 :-)

A percentage is of whatever the total cashed is!

Frankie DID make the money  ... another all in on the other table with fewer chips


28   Fayez Sabboubeh
29   Steve Collins
30   Alan Stearn
31   Kevin Shutt

if we're doing blondes on tour updates Blatch is chip leader in Bristol after playing a 60k pot AA vs 99 on an A94 flop

Now they are in the money the small stacks are pushing - last hand before the break - new player at table Neville pushes all in for 35k, barry isolates by pushing all in.

Barry  Ac Kc, raiser  7d 8d

Board  Td 8s Qd 4s 3d and a 100k pot goes towards one of the only ladies still in.

Players on a break - Tony Phillips still has 100k and is very boyant and charged up about the game - he just loves Poker! Jumping about and reporting his hands to a railing Fran. They are such a nice poker couple - I reckon the baby will be called Deuce or similar!

wheee!

26   Christopher Hunt   £150
27   Chin Chai Koh £150

Back at the tables

5k/10k ante1k

25 left

Go go Neil, he runs too sick good!

He knocked me out in Ireland on an A 8 2 flop. AA vs 88.

Blatant "I got coolered last week and couldn't be arsed with a trip report, so thought I would moan about it on here" post.

so if mark min cashes for £150 he gives  james 30 and he as £8 profit??????????????
A percentage is of whatever the total cashed is!

I reckon they'll name him Freddie. Just a hunch

Car crash poker again!!!

Guess who is the instigator?

Tony Phillips obv.....

First hand back from the break - blinds 5k/10k ante of 1k

Ave 118800, 25 left.

Tony pushes all in from two before the button.

Button pushes all in, Barry neville on button folds. SB pushes alll in! 3 all ins - place going mental.

Tony has  Qc 8c   Button  Kh 9h and Sb has  Ks Qh

Tony covers them both.

Board comes

 Ahrt  Th 3c 4c 5d, SB scoops the main pot, button gets the rest  - Tony down to about 6 BB but still smiling!

CARNAGE

Tony Phillips, Barry Neville and Rich Stevenson all ALL IN !!

Phillips  Ahrt 5h

Stevenson  Aspades 2s

Neville  Ad Tc

Flop  5s 6h Kc

turn  Ks

RIVER  9s

Flush for warbwastard and he is up to 250k ... Phillips OUT, Neville down to 12.5k

Next hand, Baz all in for his last 12.5k

Called in 2 spots and his QQ holds up

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Go Rich

OMG! Shawrie again, nice pot for Lewis, folds round
Lewis pushes BB looks him up(for all his chips) with KQo.
Lewis turns AQ  and holds. Up to 160k. What's 20% of 9.3K?

luck box

21   Gary Kimbell  £150
22   Paul Newman £150
23   Russell Escritt £150
24   Anthony Phillips £150
25   David Wattam £150
26   Christopher Hunt £150
27   Chin Chai Koh £150

18   David Heaton £284
19   Sam Arnold £150
20   Patrick Donoghue £150

chip count for sean bryne please?

I'm guessing mark and James have a deal where if either one cashed then the other man gets 20% of whatever he cashes for not a % of the actual
profit!! That's how it usually works as they both played the comp!

20% of 9.3k is £1.k and change!!

Barry Neville is out.

Just broken to 2 tables - Barry is on the button "I've got an orbit now" he says suggesting he will wait for a hand - ahem.

Folds round to him on the button "Go on then all in" he says.

SB folds - BB calls.

barry  Jd 3d  BB   Ac Ts

Board  8h Ad 7s 8c Td

and Barry is done for the night. He seems to have loved this game though - plenty of chip reversal for him - up and down and loving the rollercoaster. Hopefully there will be a firework celebration in the car park shortly...

fmp

pmsl kev

and pmsl dingdell

Iknow am only teasing thats same as what me are martin do , just getting involved ha ha  you would thionk i woudl ahve s omething better to do onasaturday night ha ha , was going to play my self but cars is due for mot  and 20percent of9.3k is 1860 :-)

we went for a smoke on the break and he was showing me his bangers with his fag dripping from his bottom lip

Has Kev is drinking coffee and smoking, il update......... Mark has 160k and there's only 15 left, average 180 k, blinds 5/10k. Is 20% of 9.3k £ 1860?

for some reason this sounds gay

u guys are optimistic- ask whats 20% of 8th

was an experience george, u missed it

this was my first thought!

We know he can do it

james how is sean bryne doing?

Michelle bennet OUT

She shoved sb with Q 10

BB Dale Leighton took far too long to make the call with A 10 ... which eventually held... left Michelle with a bowl which went next hand

14   Xiaoguang Zhou   £284
15   Michelle Bennett   £284
16   Shane Brown   £284
17   Barry Neville   £284

WHO? He was never here. 12 left. He must have sold his seat

11

Anyone want updates on 15fo, 483 to winner?

2 tables left - play a bit cagey as we play hand for hand.

A couple of all is and folds as people look at the screen wanting to jump up another level.

A mid position all  in looks like it's going the same way until the BB goes into the tank, asks for a count - it's 86k. Blinds are 6k/12k with an ante of 1k.

BB calls.

BB has  7h 7d  riser has  Ahrt Jh

Board comes  9c 8d Td 8h 3h and we loose another.

Kev is getting excited that we may finish before 5am, I have news for him - I definitely will be!

Kev has gone off on the pretence of reporting on a hand - 5 mins later he comes back when he remembers he has forgotten his pen.....sigh......I may have exaggerated about the time delay for comedic purposes....

james - says he on table 13 seat 2 , he plays at gala mate of mine about 40 unless its adiffernt sean but think its him

forgot about Mark, 12 left

must of sold his seat, defo wernt here

mm well they could changed the name  been checking  on him all night  lol

Mark Lewis out....

mark on the button pushes all in, SB who has made some great calls this tourney tanks and tanks and eventually folds. BB instcalls with  Qd Ks

Mark has  Aspades 7c

Board  7s 2d Kc 6h Jh and we are off the Mark.

Down to 11....and the beat goes on...

And now down to 10 and Hand for hand

Thomas Och is 11th ... raced his 99 against Rich Stevenson's AJ

Warbwastard races well .... :)

Final table bubble ....

one of these guys is missing out...
12   3   Luke Diaper
12   4   Robert Cannon
12   5   Richard Stevenson
12   7   James Moult
12   9   Dale Leighton
13   1   Mark Attridge
13   2   Sean Byrne
13   4   Mark Mccluskey
13   6   Robert Cowburn
13   7   Rhys Jones

who is yr money on?

go Bookiebasher!!!!

We have a final .... details coming from Trace...

And just like that we are down to 8 - 2 knocked out in 1 hand.

Table not Bookie basher

Cut off raises, SB pushes all in and BB calls.

Cut off  Ac Kd  SB   Ahrt Aspades and BB   Qh Qd

Board  Jc 4h 7s 4d Kc is no help and we are a final of 8. Lots of hand shaking and congrats all round and we are off!!!

luke diaper knows the game

Break while the final 8 are moved to the nice shiny final table.

Just before the final table Bookie basher faced an all in. I love Jom when he starts thinking about whether to call - he gets a look of intense concentration on his face, counts his chips and  just quietly thinks. I have to say I wasn't in the hand I and I was scared - he's like a damocles sword and you are just waiting for it to fall.

That call he made with 10's against Tony was a real breath holder. Both kev and I have said we would love to watch a tourney all the way through and see his hole cards.

but gl to warbwastard as he took my chips

Still waiting for official confirmation of the 10th and 9th finishers ....

1   -   £9,214
2   -   £5,387
3   -   £3,232
4   -   £2,268
5   -   £1,701
6   -   £1,276
7   -   £992
8   -   £709
9   -   £567
10   -   £397
11   Thomas Och   £397
12   Mark Lewis   £397
13   Troung Nghiem   £397
14   Xiaoguang Zhou   £284
15   Michelle Bennett   £284
16   Shane Brown   £284
17   Barry Neville   £284
18   David Heaton   £284
19   Sam Arnold   £150
20   Patrick Donoghue   £150
21   Gary Kimbell   £150
22   Paul Newman   £150
23   Russell Escritt   £150
24   Anthony Phillips   £150
25   David Wattam   £150
26   Christopher Hunt   £150
27   Chin Chai Koh   £150

and a nice trip home to pompey would be a good result for him

with 9k in his back pocket

James Moult
Richard Stevenson
Robert Cannon

Michael Bell
Luke Diaper
Mark Mccluskey

Robert Cowburn
Mark Attridge

0   2   James Moult
0   3   Richard Stevenson
0   4   Robert Cannon
0   5   Michael Bell
0   6   Luke Diaper
0   7   Mark Mccluskey
0   8   Robert Cowburn
0   9   Mark Attridge

1   -   £9,214
2   -   £5,387
3   -   £3,232
4   -   £2,268
5   -   £1,701
6   -   £1,276
7   -   £992
8   -   £709


Small saver done in that £214 comes of the top and £85 off second so that 7th and 8th both get £1k

All a bit cagey to start - Jim raises twice and picks up blids and antes of 24k plus 12k.

Blinds 8k 16k ante 1k.

Third raise by Jim called in 2 places by warbwastard and Robert Cowburn in the SB.

Flop comes  Kc 8c 4h

Robert checks, Jim bets 53k and Warbwastered folds. Robert flat calls.

Turn  9h both check

River  9s both check.

Robert shows Qh Qs and Jim shows a  Jh.

All done very sedately, old stylee poker, no real young guns on the final table.

 

9   Sean Byrne   £567
10   Troung Nghiem  £397

nice touch

Rhys Jones was on my table earlier.... don't know how..he was tez

He is not on the final table either ... system error ... its Michael Bell.

name maybe wrong..pic right..still tez called his tournament life with 4th pair cos he thought he was committed...he wasn't..other was bluffing..

Massive brag for whoever finishes 7th, about their deal negotiating skills.

£8 is £8 ... prudent BR management FTW  rotflmfao rotflmfao

there's a lot of kudos comes with that there comma

have they changed the rules? they used to chop it if you went out on the same hand whilst h4h regardless of chipcount

Sorry for lack of reports guys but there is nothing to report - the play has gone sooooper sloooooow like we are playing the final table on less than half speed - more dwellings than an estate agent and more folds than a pack of rizzlas.

Jim UTG raises to 39k, button calls.

Flop comes  4c 8h Jd. Jim stares at the flop for some time and then bets 53k. Button dwells and dwells and flat calls. The entire table is holding their breath apart from seat 1 who's mate hands him some crisps and he munches loudly and shouts to his mate until Simon does the 'finger on lips' gesture and like a naughty schoolboy seat 1 shuts up.

The turn is  2s. Jim quickly goes all in.

Buttin dwells, we hold our breath and eventually the button folds.

Table goes on a break and we breathe again.

Chip counts ...

0   2   James Moult    530k
0   3   Richard Stevenson  344k
0   4   Robert Cannon  159k
0   5   Michael Bell    198k 
0   6   Luke Diaper   178k
0   7   Mark Mccluskey  177k
0   8   Robert Cowburn 1,066k
0   9   Mark Attridge  309k

challenge+1 is showing celebrity poker club. Worth a watch for a laugh

turned it over after 2 mins was rubbish

Player down ...

Mark Attridge raises and Jim Moult flats...

Flop 4 A Q

Attridge shoves the flop ... Jim didnt have to think too hard before snapping


AA for Jim (mbsfn)

66 for Attridge

Mark Attridge out in 8th for £1k

Ok - guys - I'm off for some snoozing at my impossible to find hotel. As this is the only weekend off I've had for a very long time I am treating myself to a lie in and probably will be late for tomorrows tourney as I forget that the clocks have gone back.  Night night all and gl to the final 7.

nite  nite ding gg wp

Good updates Tracy

Be sure to put your clock forward to make sure your not late :-)

cnbc on 505 is better

gl Jim

Man down ...

Robert Cannon pushes a raise from Stevenson its only a few k more to call and he does

QJ for Rich Stevenson

K 10 for Robert Cannon

Queen on flop and Robert Cannon is out in 7th for £1k

Trace, ty so much for your help ... muchly appreciated xxx

Double up for Diaper ...

Pushed with A5 ... insta'd by Mark McClusky with JJ

A57 flop

3 turn

9 river


Mark down to 100k

Blinds now 12k/24k

jesus, scary bastards

Lost one ...

Michael Bell found 99

Rich Stevenson found 10 10

no miracles and Michael bell is out in 6th for £1,276

The blonde badges as worn by Bookiebasher & Warbwastard

Last hand before the break and Run good Jim strikes ... his A 10 too good for Mark McCluskeys AJ

Mark McCluskey out in 5th for £1,701

2 blondes in the last 4 !!

gogogoogog blondies................

remaining 4 players are back at the tables ... no deals.

rough chip counts?

good job today kev and thanks very much for the help ding.

gl to both blondes left

anyone know whats going on?

4 people are playing poker

any raises?

3 and 1 reraise

Man down

Warbwastard is OUT

Pushed a  Kc 3c 7s flop with  Jc 7c and ran into  Kh 3h of Robert Cowburn

No club on turn or river and Rich is OUT in 4th for £2,268

Chip counts

Cowburn 1.3 million
Jim 1 million
Luke 600k

ul Warbwastard gg wp

This

Great update Kev

Oops! 

Great to put some Blonde names to faces. Good luck Mr B Basher. Thanks for updating Kev. Good luck blondes playing tomorrow

Luke Diaper out in 3rd ... shoved blind and called by Cowburn

Q9 for Luke
A5 for Robert

Ace high held and Luke Diaper finishes third for £3,232

They think its all over ..... but it isn't !


Jim shoves  Aspades 5s

Robert snaps  Js Jh


Board is

 Ks 2s Td 9s 7h

Jim doubles up to 1.4 to Roberts 1.6

I haven't fallen asleep ... we are still heads up !!!

Jim has just doubled up A7 v K 10

Jim now has 2.1 million
Robert 800k

cool

We have a winner ....

Jim shoves Q8 off ... called by Robert with A9 ... but when you are running good it matters not getting them in behind, an 8 on the flop and Its all over for Robert Cowburn, he finishes in second place for £5,300

Jim 'Bookiebasher" Moult is the first ever winner of the DTD 20/Twenty scooping the £9,000 first prize !!

Top man is Jim ... delighted for him.

Weeeeeeeee, congrats bookiebasher.

Well thats it from part 1 of the 20/Twenty weekend ... we do it all again tomorrow !! (well in about 10 hours to be precise)

Already 240 seats sold for tomorrow ... amazing !

Just think about it ... £9k first prize for a £100 COMP... Staggering really.

DTD yet again delivers, and everything goes like clockwork.


See you in a few hours for part 2 ... can Jim win it back to back ?


Be here tomorrow , we start at 2pm, I am off for a couple of hours kip.

Night night

xxx

This.

ty Kev.

+1!!!!!!!!!!

Fking Hell Jim well done again, you've been brushing past Julian too much and got some of that run good me thinks ;applause;

gg wp

nite gorgeous xx

Well done Jim- mbn!

wd bookie

This needs more love imo.

Nice one Jamie, run good much ?

Cheers chaps.

Ran  Aspades Qs into  Ahrt Kc  ,  Ahrt Ts into  Ac Jd ,   Aspades 5s into  Jd Jh ,  Qd 8s into Ac 9d .

Won every one..... simples  ;karabiner;

Nice to meet WarBwasted , and what tickled me was that Kev missed the final hand . Work that

one out ;)

well done Jim and Richard, and thanks for updates Kev and Trace.

+1.

mbsfn

very well played though

We all get a bit of run good from time to time, at least you admit it. I can think of plenty of others that would would be bigging up how ell they played and were on top of their game blah de blah.

Great updates and well done Bookieeeee!

I am at the club ... SUNDAY SOLD OUT!!

good sleep?

Meh ... I am a grizzly bear mate, if I don't get at least 9 hours I am a grumpy fker !!

I got about 5... could be a long day :D

aww bless ya i'll be here cheering you along ;)

ps details of final hand??

Footie for me all afternoon then I'll be in for my new favourite tourney the £40+1 PLROE.

GL Kev  :)up

PS My forecast for stumps is 4.27am ;)

We have a winner ....

Jim shoves Q8 off ... called by Robert with A9 ... but when you are running good it matters not getting them in behind, an 8 on the flop and Its all over for Robert Cowburn, he finishes in second place for £5,300

Nah.... I shove with  Qs 8h , he calls with Ac 9d ,

flop    5d 6c 7h , turn  3d , river Qd  ;karabiner;

Kev must have had his eye on something else ;)

I was close enough :D

You going for the double Jamie ?

well played Rob Cowburn, top bloke