lawrence   3000
burnley john  32000
snoops   7100
jp kelly  22000

julian out........(maybe)

snoops 8 000 chips....tighty out set vs straight according to snoops but he has been known to get it wrong

just got message from blue squares very own roving reporter colchester kev..........no blonde casualties as yet....................snoops will send update at the break............likely to be about 10.30pm

get him to have another burger

that would double his weight

how far did you have to travel to view it ?

you went home empty handed , sent mrs red to do the deal and she got it for £90

i think you changed your mind and bought a yak instead

tonight sees the £500 pot limit holdem freezeout at luton.with 10 000 starting chips and 45 minute levels ,another well structured tournament from the luton staff.
snoopy will be sending the occasional updates when he gets the chance , so i will post them on here to keep you informed



amongst the field tonight are
tight end
nick w
rob yong
slick kid

gotcha.........was watching for a while , he certainly seems to know where he is in a pot


i would give tonight a miss if i was you jp...unless you are content with finishing 2nd..............have you not heard that snoopy is playing ?

Oh and keep an eye out for a young guy called Dan Carter dunno if he's still in but was playing VERY well and had the whole table tearing their hair out. He is playing all week I think don't underestimate him!

was he the young lad in seat 9 when you were in seat 1 on the same table as tim flanders?

How's Snoppys "fattening up" excercise going Boo?
Has he reached 4 stone yet?

i think he is up to about 3 stone, although he was heard to say that julian looked awfully thin
 

 
 
Happy Birthday Tighty!!

what he said

i crashed out just before the end of level 3....................raised with A A from utg+1....i caller....................flop  Q 2 4.......i bet, mateyboy min raises , i call.......turn is another Q.....i check , mateyboy sets me all in , i call  and he flips over 10 10..............you can guess the river.........grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr   i hate 10's

I knew you couldn't resist. 

Terrible beat though. Hard luck fella.


posted it especially for you snoops..............good luck in the 500.....will see you thursday.............will bring a packet of garibaldis for you and an ak47 for anybody who busts me out

Subject: Test for Dementia

 

It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As
we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use
it, you lose it!
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
intelligence.  Take the test presented here to determine if you're
losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers
until you've made your answer.


OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.







1. What do you put in a toaster?















Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something
else.  Try not to hurt yourself.  If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

 

2. Say "silk" five times Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
















Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next
question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat.  Content
yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto
World.  However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.

 

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black
house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
















Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
why the hell are you still reading these???   If you said "glass," go
on to Question 4.

 

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany  (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the
flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining
engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane
fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East
Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East
Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?
















Answer: You don't bury survivors.  If you said ANYTHING else, you're a
dunce and you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors",
proceed to the next question.

 

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In
Reading, six  people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people
get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and
five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and  three get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
















Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!  Don't you remember your own name? It
was YOU!!

i crashed out just before the end of level 3....................raised with A A from utg+1....i caller....................flop  Q 2 4.......i bet, mateyboy min raises , i call.......turn is another Q.....i check , mateyboy sets me all in , i call  and he flips over 10 10..............you can guess the river.........grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr   i hate 10's