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First in what? Feel free to insult me, abuse me, do whatever you like etc etc. I have run away for far too long and wish to right my wrongs. Very much as simple as that.

I'm hammered and currently reflecting on my life. Since the bollocks began I have endured a world few could understand. I have been to prison, endured a spell of continuous homelessness and generally beem a sorry pathetic excuse for an individual. I would like those I owe money to, to come forward and those who wish to insult me to go ahead.

I am sorry for my actions and wish to do right by myself. I don't want anything in return (naturally), but it's time I faced up to my behaviour.

Thanks,

Ryan.

BOB when you all get the lot now after Solaris crushes it!!

Please to be telling us what or rather who Luke has  done/been doing to wrap that up

Ha. I would never have told her and I'd never do that to him. We've kissed and made up and sorted out our differences!

Cheers Horneris and others for the kind words.

England been hammered in from 10/11...

Got to fancy them though. I know it's only 20/20 but real momentum atm.

Cheers. 70% sure I'll go to DTD for the first time this weekend too, so if anyone wants a chat there, just let me know if your going. Much easier to be reassured when you speak to someone in person.

Ok, just to confirm. 200 to Mere, 200 to Silo and 200 to EvilPie.

Evil and Silo please send your details to me and I'll have it sorted tomorrow morning.

Who has my money? Do I need to send Solaris my bank details? Obv I want in the new scheme still, is it easier to send mine to Dubai too?

I have it. Pm me you details and I'll send it to you. Will be there by 10am as will have to do over the counter money due to online banking being down for me. Not 100% sure it'll go ahead though? Depends on the general concensus.  I'll let you guys discuss it amongst yourselves. As I said before it began aI won't nothing to do with the withdrawing and depositing aspect - never did tbf.

Unless there's complete transparency, it won't work. That includes the passport business I mentioned.

Cheers bobby1, wasn't sure if you had or not.

Went to access my RBS online banking yesterday and they'd cut me off as they'd detected malware on my computer? Never head of that before. Have to await the activation to be sent again by post.

Wrong time for that to happen!

[Nipple]

I will have to send 200 to Dubai (bobby1's share)and will send Nipple his share too.

#epicscenes

         

Not sure I can get out of that. Kept saying in my head, "it's ripple, it's ripple, it's ripple". Woops.

Dubai can you confirm you got it? Also judging from PM's etc, just think it's easier to send directly back to those who requested it.

Right, as far as I'm aware I've been sent 1.2k. I went into Barclays and sent Dubai 600.

Spoke to MereNovice, and will return the 200 to him latrer on. I will have to send 200 to Dubai (bobby1's share)and will send Nipple his share too. All this will be sorted out by 10am tomorrow so there is nothing left outstanding.MereNovice completely understand your viewpoint. I would reply via PM but I am on the world's worst computer.If there is anything else please don't hesistate to PM me. I will try to respond ASAP. But as I say, all funds will be returned aby 10am and where we go from there is your choice.

Can't access my online banking atm, so can't confirm who has sent what. As I understand, Dubai sent 200, Tikay 400, Mere 200, ripple 200, bobby1 200 totalling 1.2k. If anyone believes that to be wrong let m,e know and I'll sort it.

Right, off out. Will be sending to Dubai first. He can then confirm I'm not messing people around. Will be 2-3 hours.

Best way to do it imo would be for me to refund everyone, then have someone like Dubai put the money online, if people were still interested. Seems a long shot, but there's an option at least.

Have to go out, will respond later on and answer all questions. I'm not saint, but those who got my PM know I was doing my best to be as transparent as possible.

As I said, happy to refund and will start the process. I never wanted the money sent to me, but seemed the easiest way at the time.

I'll post more later on and send a PM to those involved. I am more than happy to send the money back over the next 24 hours once I have bank details.

I'll give you all one thing to think on. If this was some ingenious scam, why is it I asked Dubai or The Camel if they'd be willing to deposit the funds online? If they deposit, they also withdraw. Not the best idea if you were planning on scamming someone.

It was only once neither seemed too fussed that I went ahead with it.

Luke/Mark: Interesting way to go about things. Don't worry, you'll get your money tomorrow. You can then use it to blow up your noses as you wish. Whilst we're on a path of truth telling, I'd suggest you both make sure all those people you've wronged in your life are told of your misdemeanors - that way it saves me doing it.

Whilst your busy telling Alice about everything you've done Luke, please record her reaction for me.

Cheers.

To re-iterate, all those who have sent money, please PM me bank details and I'll send refunds within 24 hours.

[In fairness to those willing to take the risk now, no.]

will you let ppl investat any point?

In fairness to those willing to take the risk now, no.

Ideally we could all wait to see if something's going good then pile in afterwards...

Perhaps you could consider extra stakees (& potentially, withdrawals) on each settlement day?

If everybody is fine with that, sure.

You're the guys who set the rules. I'm just the grinder, so I'll let you decide.

chipped in for eagle to win

Never doubted you.

All I know about golf is that Rory McIlroy is stepping out with Caroline Wozniacki and Adam Scott is stepping out with Ana Ivanovic (some might say that's all I know about tennis too) so it was good to have a sweat on this.

I hate Adam Scott with a passion.

Watney bet looking very good.