I remember when I was a kid, my dad came home from work one day saying that he thought he must have put my pants on by accident, as they had been cutting him in half all day.
It turned out that he hadn’t put my pants on at all, he had put his own pants on the wrong way round and had the leg around his waist, and the waist around his leg!!!

My porn name would be "Tom Jones" hardly un-usual.

 

Surely that should have been "it's not un-usual"

CANDY THOMAS by the way....

Nice one Mr Flush, thank you for some Top Tip's, i will make sure i go suited and booted!

Thought it might be worth bringing this 1 back.

I've never met Bluewolf, but blondites seem to speak very highly of him.

Although I believe he has left his job as cardroom superviser, I get the feeling from other members that he did a cracking job.

A highly valued blondite and i wish him all the success with his new job.

 

Good shout Snoop.

The Nun.... always makes me chuckle. Very underrated poster and all true Blondites know her worth.  

Bum.... Err action man, some of your inputs on the cash game hands have been excellent.

Everyone loves a Baron........

Im off to the Aviation club in Paris for the Hold’em Tournament in November, has anybody been before? Any Do’s or Don’ts?   

I have been working in casino’s for the past 16 years, where I often meet people who think the games are fixed, they are obviously not, but when you loose your money, that’s how it feels.

You constantly see players on-line writing comments about the game being fixed, I don’t believe for one minute that Whilliam Hill or Ladbrokes or any other reputable company would fix their games, why would they?         
 

Welcome Simwoo, can i get in for free by any chance ?  im quite famous round these parts ya know

Sorry mate cant get you in for free, but £10 satellite's every Tuesday night, virtualy is Free!!!

hi, i am the poker manager at the westcliff casino in Southend (essex) thought you might like to know that we are running a tourney into this... check it out at    WWW.WESTCLIFFCASINO.CO.UK

Regards
SW