I was always told one thing about country music......

         Never ever erer play a tape of a sad song, describing your wife has left ya, your dog has died, your kids have robbed ya, and your guitar wont tune, never play these type on a auto reverse tape deck, or you'll regret it, coz ya get em all back again...... Sorry, i will do less of that....

 This is an interesting thread, but i am sure most of us have a view on it one way or another. I was a bad lad at school, in the sense that i didnt go. We as a family< in my school days> moved home from 1 town to another to another to another to another, infact 17 schools i have been to, because my old man had an aerospace contract or somthing like that, and we went all over the place. Now my point is, i consider myself to be pretty well educated to the point that i can hold a conversation about most things i know a little bit about, i am confident for things like interviews, i spell better than most, i have a good understanding of long and unusual words and my grammer is not too bad. Now my point is.we have various spellings of words that sound phoenetically the same for a variaty or reasons, and its not the most thought of reason people think of, which is accent, it is infact because we speak a language consisting of many language adaption, mostly latin. I dont know too much latin, but if you study a common word, trace it to the root, you will see the translation is more often than not, latin based. Therefor we muct spell our words differently so not to confuse 2 similer sounding words with the same meaning. I hope this makes sense.

   Just thought i would ask you guys summit as i aint too sure about this. I read another poker forum as well as this 1, but this is more fun and up to date.... anyway, they take part in some forum league thingy, and i have been asked to represent this other forum. Am i allowed to accept the offer? Or should i say sorry, i am too blonde:P
                   Cheers guys:)

     2 cows in a field, and one day one cow says to the other....." oi oi, have you heard about this thing called mad cow disease?" And the other cow replied     " i dunno m8, i'm a sheep "

   
     

        One good way to stay awake, and not be all lathargic is do somthing that requires concentration, such as mending a bust radio, < that was a mere example >, or write a poem if ya poetic or a lyrical peice of ya musical...... or find the nearest dodgy looking geezer on a street corner to get ya some substances that i could only imagine about... not my cuppa but everyone to there own.
                              Failing all this, write out a few funny jokes and post em on the forum? I dunno, ....... hope this helps.

This sounds like fun, ... here go's.

Star Sign: Cancer July 20th 1970 odd...
Favourite Colour: Bluee kinda reddy with a bit of orange
Favourite Food: Fish chips and peas in the paper from a seaside chippy. mmmmmmm
Favourite Drink: Stella except from bottles, just tastes different i reckon, and malibu and coke..mmm again
Favourite Singer: Don Henley, Glen Frey, Don Feldman, Joe Walsh, and Timmothy B Shmitt, together known as The Eagles.
Favourite Song: Has to be another combined answer, Hotel California, Tequila Sunrise and the superb, Take it Easy.
Football Team: Arsenal, and my local Mansfield Town.
Rugby Union: None, to rough for me:P
Rugby League: Same as last answer.
Cricket: Dont follow it....sorry.
Favourite Place: The blue lagoon, Malta.
Holiday Destination: New Zealand.
TV Prog: 2 Pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
Film: Back to the future 1 2 and 3
Heros: Too many to mention, but heres a few of mine. Bill Bailey, Tom Petty, Cuba Gooding jnr, my mum.
Occupation: I was a head chef untill i had my accident, now i have to w8 till i am fixed on my leg before going back so for now, mine is i guess, a dosser/injured dosser.
Phobias: My wife, and spiders.
Chocolate: Red coconut boost, but there extinct now. < crys >
TV Advert: ....Hovis ad, on the cobbles. " I sed tut lad, you, he sed who,  i sed you,  he sed me,   i sed aye,  he sed oohhhhhh.... quality.... 
Comedian: Bill Bailey
Sit Com: " pints of lager and a packet of crisps
Actor: Nicholas Cage
Actress: Barbera Windsor
Favourite Musical: Dirty Dancing and Grease.
Favourite Play: Cats.
Author: JRR Tolkein
Fictional Character: Spiderman< wiered coz i hate spiders >

Feel free to add any categories you wish ..................Fave pub kick out food, ...Doner and chicken mix, chilli and mayo, and a bit of white sliced cabbage with a nice vinegarette.

Fave Board game, operation.
Fave music video... A'......Take on me.

       Ermm, guys, i dont know quite what to say, as most of its been said allready, but i am loving the idea of actually playing a few games with you guys in this free role, but registering is impossible. It says, this tournament is restricted, etc etc etc, so i called on line help and support, and hafter i explained everything, he said, and i quote....you need to have invitational access, or be in the group organising it. <close quote> so i laughed, and said to re-read what i just typed, then he said, neverwin <txt summit or another> and said he organised it, but thats just a lame excuse for them.  I really wanna be part of this on friday, might be a good laugh, what should i do?
                              Apart from get a big calculator to count ya chips as i win:P hehehehehehehehehehehhe   hahahahahahahhahahahahaha rolf rolf rolf ....ok sorry, i might last 10 mins, but its gonna be a good 10:P cheers for now guys

             The correct answer for the question, ..... what was the name of the very 1st song in the uk top 40 of 1980, was...............................................................
 
                       The Pretenders with the song....
                           Brass in pocket.
                           

                                     But.....for the additional point, who did they beat off the top spot, and what was the name of the song, which of course, was the very last top uk 40 number 1, of the 1970's?


                                Answer will be revealed tomorrow..

            Best of luck guys.
            Looking forward to reading the updates.

           There aint no point posting any answers to the priginal questions, as i have read most of the reply's, hehe, but i do have a corker of a music question if anyone wants to have a go, ....

                   Which song, was the very 1st number 1 in the top 40 charts in 1980?
                       

                      Good old get togethers are always fun, i do it 2 times a year with a load of peeps from an online role playing game.

                             And if you book them, they will come, i think thats what ya said, if i am not mistaken it was Waynes World 2.

                             

       Now then people, i just thought i would ask a bit of advice as what's the best procedure to deal with abusive and probably quite good players. Basically i have been hammering the freeroles since really startin to play poker, and although i have come close to finishing 1st a few times, my best position was last night, when i was 73rd out of 6000+ people, which is quite respectable i think. Anyway, i called some fella on a 1200 chip deal, and all i had was a 5 7 suited, but i had 90,000+ chips, so i could afford to gamble a bit, flop came out to give me a 6 8 9 suited, so i had straight flush right, then an ace popped up from the turn, and an ace from the river, he went all in, i called his 60,000 bet, and he got all abusive saying stiff like, your a tw** for betting with a 57, etc etc, so all i said was, and i quote " m8, if all hands were rulebook and textbook played, no one would win through skill, as everyone would play only good cards," he replied " that wernt skill, it was F***ing stupid, and i like to tell players how stupid they are when they cannot play. So naturally i said summit like, give it up m8, bad beats happen, gg tho, to which he said F**k off, so i emailed the site to report his mannerisms,.
Mypoint is, did i do the right thing?

        I dont think i know you, but i think i have seen you,

            Here is my hand of friendship, hope youve had lots of TLC .
 
                         Do you have any goldfish? there very good pets, but they forget who ya are though:P

             " played cleverly for that river " <password>


                  Feels like i had a fair share of luck tonight, finishing 9th in a tourny of 1000, highest for me yet, but had a little luck too, so my password is just how it felt at times:)

         Just a quick note to say best of luck to all in the EPT qualifier tonight. I am in it so see you all there:0