i think the kitchen is irrelevant ffs!  My friend owned the pub okay. Most pubs have kitchens where they make the carvery meals etc afaik.

Lads its not spam its serious. I just wanted to make him suffer, i hope i dont go to jail. My parents dont even know what happened. If they did i would get analed, and yelled at probably. 

It was in the back room of a pub.  Im american hence the reason i put $$ signs.  game was in pounds obviously

Guys this is really messed up and i had to tell someone so i just thought about here. After losing this hand last night in a local pub game in london i went crazy. 1/2 NL Holdem. I get AA and raise 4x the BB, and some kids i dont know calls. Flop is K Q 4(rainbow. I check, he bets i ReRaise him like $40. He instantly goes all in with another $4o or so to me. I call, he shows Q 10(im happy)
Turn: J
River:9

I am pissed off. Then the Villian starts boasting about how good he played it an so forth. I reached out to shake his hand(i was just doing it to make him feel stupid). I said well at least I get to shake a real Pro Players hand.
I then walked over to my friends kitchen and grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.

Next thing police show up, after some douche calls them. The cops come and they search everybody for weapons and drugs. They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.

I didn't call my parents, but my cousin did post my bail. I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.