Should get him to DTD for the Monte Carlo

Wow. Love these type of stories

Still a better story than Twilight.

Alex is right as per

Yeah doubleup is correct. Only time a player can be moved into these seats is when a table breaks and either a) the SB is dead or b) the BTN is dead

I think the easiest way to explain is if no action is changed by someone coming from a broken table or being seated right after the last bb got knocked out

Is that really the best way to explain it Scott, cuz you've just screwed my head up lol

lolz, +1

I understood it perfectly until scott gave us the easiest way to explain it which I didn't understand at all

Yeah probably best to never listen to me. Guess I'll go run for president in the USA or something now.

Yeah doubleup is correct. Only time a player can be moved into these seats is when a table breaks and either a) the SB is dead or b) the BTN is dead

I think the easiest way to explain is if no action is changed by someone coming from a broken table or being seated right after the last bb got knocked out

How are you not playing the supersized deepstack man?

Remember Lee, make it clean, one to the head and one to the heart.

I like it. Give us some banter for the table and makes you look like a badass

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Yeah, although my e-cig ran out Wednesday night at work and I cant get any replacement filters till next Wednesday. Deep Stack this weekend means I might slip a little. I might have to ask for a little lenience from the blondes this weekend as work and the missus are making life hard. Lol. 

Lee, How did i know as I read down the Shooting People Up option would be there?

Also, for kids, if you give them PAYG phones, I can promise the wont take them. Its all about who has the newest and best these days. But the idea about the 11 year old leaving hers at home is good. Any emergency happens then the school will be in touch with you. Your 13 year old seems to have the sense to report it using better judgement.

As for the kid who did it, shoot him. Or, you could go and talk to his parents. If its happened before and he still does it then there is a serious lack of discipline in his life and maybe just from you going round to thank the parents for returning the phone (making sure he see's you ofc) will scare him shitless.

I would personally make sure my daughter tells everyone she can so the boy becomes an outcast to society.

[my wife warrants this but i cant seem to last more than 30 seconds]

TD's discretion, sometimes a good 2 hour face pounding is warranted.

my wife warrants this but i cant seem to last more than 30 seconds

Please sir, think through your words

And Rich, fancy giving the new TDs some training in ass whooping?

Yeah Rich. His words were pretty much, "In cash its the players money and the players time. They can pretty much do anything apart from the obvious, i.e string bet and what not"

He also taught us that DEALERS can call clock. It was pretty embarrasing when I did it. But a few on my old training course can back that up as I asked around.

I'm presuming its for this weekend?

Call the novotel, the number is 01159465111, if its tonight before 11pm ask for dave if its past 11pm then quote "dusk till dawn" and if you pre pay ive sorted it so its £46 bed and breakfast for you.

Sounds a bargain but it's bloody miles away.

Probs about 15 minutes drive or so.

Its just maybe 10 minutes up the A52. Come off at QMC. Either way I can pretty much always secure that deal for anyone along with some free drinks. Lol.

I'm presuming its for this weekend?

Call the novotel, the number is 01159465111, if its tonight before 11pm ask for dave if its past 11pm then quote "dusk till dawn" and if you pre pay ive sorted it so its £46 bed and breakfast for you.

Its 2 actions. Sory about the mistake guys. I should have been sure I was right before posting.