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1  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: REMOVED POST on: April 06, 2006, 07:46:02 PM

How about changing the subject title...

something like   "O/T - 222 word poker story"   sounds catchy  !





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2  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Baggie baggie baggie ! on: March 27, 2006, 09:59:57 PM

!!!!!!! KISS MY COCKerel !!!!!!!

!!! COYS !!!



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3  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Music and the WSOP on: March 26, 2006, 12:12:23 AM

Well you know that you can get transmitters for iPods. I'd guess that the organisers are wary of people getting reports sent through their headphones...? More so for televised stages of a tournament for obvious reasons.
4  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Blonde poker - withdrawing cash on: March 24, 2006, 04:22:47 PM
Had to do the same on Betfair.
It's to do with money laundering prevention, but they should have done that before they accepted your deposit rather than when you try and withdraw.
Also, I don't see why they need both a front and back copy of your credit card (Betfair only required front copy). You should still be allowed to keep some information confidential like the security number on the back of the card...
5  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: The term Bad-Beat on: March 24, 2006, 01:26:50 PM

From http://www.dictionaryofgambling.com/gambling_terms/all_gambling_terms/b/
Bad-Beat Story [Poker]
   A story told by someone who lost a pot, often a big one, in a bad beat. Usually no one but the teller is interested in hearing the story. <LOL>  Cheesy    The analog in the fishing world is the one that got away.   fish



Whilst looking for this I found this page   http://askmrpokerperson.blogspot.com/2005_12_01_askmrpokerperson_archive.html   which is mildy amusing on a Friday. It goes like this:




Dear Mr. Poker Person,
What is the origin of the term “runner-runner?”
Boston Sam


Dear Sam,

With a masters degree in Linguistics from the highly prestigious University of Chicago (are you impressed?), Mr. Poker Person is the perfect source for information like this.

“Runner-runner” is from the Polynesian runna-runna meaning “lucky bastard who just sucked out on me and whose luck is going to change just as soon as I get my hands on his scrawny little neck!”

Interestingly, the phrase “to catch runner-runner” originally referred to an ancient ritual wherein an overly lucky opponent was hunted down and his testicles cut off. (Sucking out is taboo for poker-playing Polynesian women. Aren’t primitive cultures just so quaint and adorable! Mr. Poker Person thinks so, too.) The offender's parts were then stuffed down his throat, extracted via his rectum using a Garden Weasel™ and fed to pigs. As you can see, the meaning of this phrase has changed over time. Like bad beats in poker, this kind of thing happens all the time in languages. Get over it.

By the way, "sucking out" comes from the Indonesian sookang gat which refers to a form of ESP whereby a person has a premonition of a soon to occur event that is both highly desirable and highly unlikely, as in "I called your large bet even though I only had one out and insufficient odds because I just knew I'd catch the case ace on the river."

As always, remember to stay out of the muck.

Your friend,
Mr. Poker Person
6  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: This or that on: March 23, 2006, 04:53:25 PM
Kebab


Giver or Receiver ?
7  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Introduction and also a bit of a rant! on: March 23, 2006, 04:35:15 PM

Talking of bad beats, did you see the WPT on TV last night........after the flop one guy was 99.5% to win the hand.......the only 0.5% out, was runner runner 77....and he hit it.



I watched that - that was one amazing turn and river. Commentator said it was something like 224:1 shot and he hit it.
That was a great final table.
Nice to see some serious poker on TV for a change instead of the usual celeb repeats.
8  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: OT biggiest chav on blonde on: March 23, 2006, 03:24:28 PM

22%   

Oh if only it wasn't for that darn pine fresh tree....

9  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Calling all techy heads, please help on: March 23, 2006, 01:56:39 AM
Installing FF won't help solve the IE issue and as IE may be required at some time in the future isn't really much of a solution.


My IE screwed up 3 years ago - I cant connect to anything using IE, I just get an error page and I tried everything to fix it. Even XP SP2 updates failed.
I've been using Firefox every since and it doesn't affect anything else at all.
Nothing else should need IE nowdays. If a program does, dump it and use an alternative.
10  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: This or that on: March 22, 2006, 04:43:00 PM
Burger


Have I got News For You     or    They Think It's All Over
11  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: This or that on: March 22, 2006, 02:52:33 PM
Dot Cotton



Scooby Doo  or  Scrappy Doo
12  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: This or that on: March 22, 2006, 01:29:40 PM
Mountain air



Piercings or Tattoos
13  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: This or that on: March 22, 2006, 12:42:20 PM
The Godfather


Chinese or Indian 
14  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Calling all techy heads, please help on: March 22, 2006, 12:17:47 PM
Try installing firefox and using that as your browser http://www.mozilla.com/firefox should allow you surf without the error.

 
IE is terrible.

Firefox rocks!
15  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: I'm cracking up. Someone help me. on: March 21, 2006, 05:22:34 PM

There's a huge article on this in April's PokerPlayer magazine.

In summary - why would any poker site risk it's whole (hugely profitable highly successful) business on software that is fixed or picks out individuals and follows them around giving them bad beats all the time.
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