Myself, Dan "lucky scrote" Carter, Pete "The Professor" Singleton, and Nick Wright will be attending, representing Team Value

Good luck you four, have fun in bolton.

Still 15 players left.

Joe Grech raises to 18k from early position and Dan Carter calls.

Flop =

Grech checks, Carter bets 25k (with an innocent look on his face) and Grech folds.

That's not a put on look either. All virgins look like that

Harsh but funny!