Welcome to blande Fantastico. I assume you have that name 'cos you are fantastic - but at what?

Finishing on the bubble and losing on the river to a 2-3 outer or both if I'm extra lucky.. in fact some might say I'm a world beater at it!

Thanks for the welcome 

That picture is actually really funny to me because I was in one of those "I don't feel drunk at all" moods despite drinking the proverbial titanic.

I'll remember next time I feel like that that my eyes are probably rolling into the back of my head.