I agree with whoever* said, "I don't consider anything I can do sitting down, with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, to be a sport."
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If no one else claims it within 28 days, I'm keeping it for myself! 
Sounds like something Sammy Farha would say.
I'm afraid it has to be claimed in person.

was it Adam Schoenfold? in the nuts on ESPN