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1  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Trying to ruin someone's life but totally owned - funny'ish story on: December 22, 2009, 07:12:14 PM
Feel that this thread has gone so far off course its untrue.

To all the haters, its just sour japes.

My poor post has definately gone completely off stray, not sure how or why but I feel the Love .

To get it back on track, I ask you this question.

who would win a fight between Father Christmas and the Easter bunny?
2  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Trying to ruin someone's life but totally owned - funny'ish story on: December 21, 2009, 01:52:01 PM
nice read WSOP  - especially as i was on your table (to Pabs right).

Pab played great - really steady away for the levels i played against him.

Without wanting to sound bitter - if I was you - id ignoring 'owning' legends like Pab  and go for the value on your left (mr JJ!!!!!). Even thou he had position on you - id have been in as many pots as possible with that clown!

FYI - the guy to my right was also pretty handy too - rivermanl on line! - Sigh - we had a tough table!



Had problems with guy to my left. He had hit a few hands and had a huge stack, didn't want to get involved with him. He seemed to like seeing flops in position and I didn't feel comfortable playing him OOP.

I figured the guy to your right was pretty handy too. As I said in original post, it was him and Pab that were talking about Prague and EPT's etc etc that let me know they both knew what they were doing. He was also a bit of a menace blind stealer.

Unlucky for you though that he got stubborn with his jacks, but i'm no one to lecture, it was me getting stubborn with mine that crippled Pab.


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3  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Trying to ruin someone's life but totally owned - funny'ish story on: December 21, 2009, 01:43:14 PM
ha, yeh could never recover after losing that pot with big pot to you...

you looked to have a lot of momentum on day 2 when I bust, ul at not getting deeper, gl in the future

I knuckled back down and started playing normal ABC trying to pick spots to steal but generally only raising with a proper hand.

Eventually got it all in pf blinds 1500-3000 and me on 42k - made it 12k UTG with KK trying to get action, which I did. We get it all in pf but he has aces, both same suit as my kings and I couldn't bust them twice in 1 day.

Oh well - I did learn alot though.
4  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Trying to ruin someone's life but totally owned - funny'ish story on: December 20, 2009, 06:01:57 PM
Getting back to Pab, i'm sure he already knows what he's having for breakfast.

On saturday it was me.
5  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Trying to ruin someone's life but totally owned - funny'ish story on: December 20, 2009, 06:00:22 PM
Roasted indeed.

I must get out of the habit of thinking on level 6. I'm sure there's only 4 levels of thinking but by the time I get to the he knows that I know that he knows that I know which means he's doing this because he thinks i'm doing this because I know he's doing this, I forget what I was actually doing and for what reason.

The other problem I have is also thinking on the same lines as above and in actual fact all they are thinking is what they should eat for breakfast.
6  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Trying to ruin someone's life but totally owned - funny'ish story on: December 20, 2009, 03:53:27 PM
The owned and the owner
7  Poker Forums / The Rail / Trying to ruin someone's life but totally owned - funny'ish story on: December 20, 2009, 03:48:41 PM
Playing in the DTD Monte carlo, I sit on my table with a table full of unknowns (to me)

Start off standard semi tight trying to see cheap flops playing cash game style (cash games being my preferred area) nothing too dramatic and gradually build from 30 to 40k within a couple of levels.

Anyway getting to the point.

Blinds increase and ante's kick in. This is in my opinion where guts and skill take over.

Blinds 150-300 with 25 ante, and it becomes obvious / standard that a couple of players are now stealing and chipping up a bit raising to like 700.

One particular player to my immediate right is doing more than his fair share and it starts to really bug me. From his conversations earlier with another player and all the people who kept stopping by to say hello and shake his hand, it was easy to see he was a somebody in the poker world.

Ok. It's time I put a stop to this. He keeps stealing when folded around and stops me from stealing - the only solution is to 3 bet him. I've now been playing very tight and made a point of showing my big pp's and AK when I do raise so my image is now super tight.

I decide that i'm going to 3 bet him very soon after the button passes me.

Blinds still 150-300 - 25 ante with me on about 40k and in the cut off. Folds round and he makes it 725. I look down at and decide if you're going to 3 bet steal, it has to be some random hand so I make it 2200, folds back round and he has a think. All the time i'm thinking please please please just fold so I can show this. Him folding and me showing this would have made my day. I don't play many tournies, particularly big ones but this would have been as good as winning it.

Then it happens - he 4 bets me and makes it something like 6500. My first instinct is just to shove on his ass and make it an even bigger play than I had intended, the second option being to just pass, but no, I wasn't done with him yet. I now flat call in position with a view to shoving his cb on any flop that contains anthing to do with my hand and I mean anything. Any pair - any flush draw - any straight draw and even any gutshot. I might have even just shoved a scary looking flop.

Flop comes 10-7-2 rainbow probably the most uncoordinated unscary flop in the world. He bets about 7000 and I dwell and grudgingly pass, thinking to myself hmmmmmm nice hand well played etc etc.

The break comes and I enquire through a few friends who this menace is. Everyone is laughing at me and telling me its PAB, whoever the fuck Pab is, but apparently he's pretty handy winning the GUKPT main event in london and decent results on t'internet.

I did eventually get my revenge when I did the only thing that a novice tournament player can do to a pro - I sucked out on the river.

Quick summary- he raises UTG I flat with JJ flop 9 6 3 rainbow, he bets I flat turn 8 he bets I shove he calls and shows 8 9. I bink a 6 on the river - In your face Mr Pab - Owned.    Only joking Pab - you really are different class and it was a pleasure and an experience playing with you. I actually started feeling sorry for you when you were down to 20k and I was sitting with 100k. I knew exactly what you were thinking and you were dead right. My chips would have been put to better use if they were in front of you.

I'll get you next time
8  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Which screename would tilt you the most? on: September 30, 2009, 10:40:16 AM
sorry if this offends but it's obviously the purpose.

KiddyFiddler  or something derogotory about Michael Jackson
9  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: £250 Amazon vouchers for £200 - 20% DISCOUNT on: April 02, 2009, 11:08:32 PM
All vouchers are now gone.

Will hopefully have some more in a month or two

Thanks all

10  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: £250 Amazon vouchers for £200 - 20% DISCOUNT on: April 01, 2009, 07:07:07 PM
All sorted Grafham.

Cheers
11  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: US Dollar on: March 28, 2009, 02:53:41 PM
I'm surprised 77dave hasn't figured out a way of making a little bit of cash exchanging $ somehow. He should be a one stop exchange shop.

Come on Dave get on the ball.
12  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: US Dollar on: March 28, 2009, 02:38:30 PM
Here's a thought, if you've got a neteller account.

Deposit now onto pokerstars. Todays rate is £1 = $1.43 then when you're near departure date, transfer to Neteller (I think they transfer at whatever the rate is with no commision) then withdraw english £ from Neteller and transfer to $ using bank of some sort.

That way if the rate goes down from now until the time you go, you'll already have compensated for the difference. Basically locking in todays rate. Obviously the down side is if the rate goes up.

That theory sounds good in my head.

Any thoughts
13  Poker Forums / The Rail / £250 Amazon vouchers for £200 - 20% DISCOUNT on: March 25, 2009, 04:31:26 PM
I've got lots of points on pokerstars which can be transferred to Amazon vouchers. I've already bought everything I need.

I'm basically offering a discount of 20% per £250 voucher. They have to come in multiples of £250. The code will be emailed to me and then forwarded to anyone who wants them.

Amazon sells absolutely everything. Tempted to get a new 50" LCD - Amazon price from about £800.

If you're planning any purchases, I suggest you browse Amazon, see if anything there and then take a 20% discount.

New computer, New monitor, Birthday presents - you get the idea.

Once vouchers are activated, they are non transferible.

Cash can either be handed over in person or to someone I know. I'm a Luton regular, or transferred to fulltilt or pokerstars at whatever the exchange rate is on the site on that day.

Don't know who's who on this site, because of their usernames. The only people I know and who know me, are 77Dave and Celtic (I think that's vinny?)

Any questions or requests, please e-mail me.

I have the equivelant of about 10 vouchers at the moment, with more on a regular basis (Internet pokergods permitting)
14  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: learning PLO on: March 21, 2009, 02:08:26 PM
Omaha is the future. Long live PLO

All we need is moneymaker to win the $10,000 PLO event at the WSOP and we'll be back in the good old days of the feeding frenzy.

15  Poker Forums / Best of blonde / Re: "In the Well" with Riverdave on: May 20, 2008, 10:55:45 PM
Do you use any statistical software or HUD to help while playing online?

whats your opinion on playing 4 tables of 1-2 blinds with full buy in, versus 1 table of 5-10 with two short pull ups?
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