[COME ON HOPKINS!!!!!]

New updates much appreciated on the progress of Apple Hopkins, so nicknamed because of a striking similarity to the lovechild of Gwynneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. South Korea awaits with baited breath...

COME ON HOPKINS!!!!!

[COME ON CRAIG!!]

Message of support from the South Korean arm of the Apple fan club.

Looking forward to updates on his progress please. Chance to skive work much appreciated after all.

COME ON CRAIG!!