Not sure about the coverage content but I'm disgusted at some of the horrific use of puns. I like puns just like anybody but you two take the biscuit!111 Here's a few:

Thew but not forgotten;
To Catch a Mocking Thew
Thew the keyhole.

You are free to use these when Julian Thew goes out. You can have the credit

Cheese but not forgotton, Lamb-busted, and not to forget a classic, Wong but not forgotten.