Please don’t fall into this ever so common trap…

A man we will  refer to as Fred, sat there hurriedly committing groin tennis at his computer, preteen hentai monkey scat is where it’s at, he thought. A quick click back to his $200 freeroll using all in or fold strategy, a 50 cents cash was secured. Sucking on cheese strings, he pondered, is this where it’s really at? is this my zenith or nadir? Am I really happy?   

In the twilight of his youth, he had forgotten what happiness was, to truly experience joy in the moment. For his only friend to be a rather nasty fluffy gorilla, was not enough anymore.  An intelligent being with complex human emotions should be out in the world  taking risks.

Despite the salubrious combination of  semi-pro trampolining,  and reading the articles of  Barny bizzle, and Neil ‘Bad Bizzle’ Chizzle, Fred passed away painlessly in his sleep.  Unfortunately  his groin  abuse  had taken it’s toll.  He did ask if I could pass on mad props to ‘The Dizzle’ for his  poker ebooks, so there you have it…

Keepin’ it rizzle, from  a peep to some peeps x