I still here

Not been playing poker mainly because I'm too busy with the job ect and live poker is illegal here.  Don't visit the UK much but when I do its catch up time more than poker time.  Off to Vegas in a few weeks though so going to totally blow that cobweb right out of the fckin water along with my sobriety

GL Simon

Unreal, can't believe that miserable git makes it into the advent calendar.

I also couldn't believe that he gave up the fags and booze for the summer however you will be glad to know that all that good work was ruined last weekend and his body is back to near shambles status. 

Aye a 'full' summer of training in Krakow ruined in 3 days

Thanks Tighty - upon reflection running a marathon is all mental strength, I'm pretty sure that anyone who gets to the level of fitness of running 6 miles can run 26 if they are focused.  I cant work out the miles but between 28Km and 35Km I had a total breakdown and went into a parallel universe but soon realised it wasn't the dreaded 'wall' it was my hangover kicking in from the night before. When Claire and I were having a fag on the start line we were convinced were were about to die but no! my only embarrassment was getting passed by a 18 stone 7 ft guy dressed in a wedding outfit in the final mile.

Anyway loose plans are a foot for the Krakow Marathon in April if any of you mentally challenged people want to join in.

I'm fcked

My training plan is out of the window now it's too late and I'm here. I met Dan and Claire yesterday we tried some carb loading but when we'd  had enough beer we went to the expo and registered. Unfortunately I managed to pick up a blister walking round the expo so had to miss the breakfast run

This has been a very tough few months and the best I can hope for tomorrow is that I don't die.

I'm looking for lastminute encouragement if you want to sponsor feel free if not some words of abuse will do.

Thanks all

Anybody got a 5 week training plan for a first time marathon?

How many days before a marathon should you stop training?

As I might be meeting in the middle here.

yes but this is funny

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Well like 90% of the reviews on the page. I would say we have all suffered from making the terrible mistake of vandalizing ones self in ways which we shouldn't.

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I obviously wanted to sport the longer look, which let not beat around the bush (no pun intended) makes any man feel better about themselves (well it does me anyways). I'm also a fairly hairy individual, so this product is certainly useful as it's near to impossible to shave my own back.

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Anyhow, all I can say is that I would not need a flame on a stick going through a dark tunnel or cave. I could simply wack my bollocks out. Yes you guessed it bright red and pretty painful. But I do look hung. Anyhow would I do it again, maybe in a few months. My skins pretty resilient, so it's not to sensitive, but I guess if you are a ginger or generally have light fair sensitive skin you may find out the hard way and wake up one morning with a extremely high voice and notice you have no more testicles and being officially classed as a eunuch.

Cliffs anyone?

Basically Zimbler and Feldman used to live the same apartment building and were good friends. Then Feldman got a staffordshire bull terrier whom Zimbler believed swallowed an engagement ring he was going to use to propose to his then girlfriend.

Rather than confront him directly about it getting the ring back, Zimbler instead suggested he borrow Feldman's Audi to drive the dog to the vets. He drove off without the dog, and sold the car to a mutual Rabbi friend. Feldman was pissed off obviously and sued him for the value of the car.

Greatest cliffs ever!

Anybody got a 5 week training plan for a first time marathon?

Marks reelly bad at grammer two

I'm moving to Krakow in July, so lots going on

I can feel a visit happening at some point.

You'll be most welcome bigman but I do warn you that you of all people will find your utopia in Krakow and will never want to go home

I'm moving to Krakow in July, so lots going on

ooo, what for? I loved my years living in poland, it's a great place to be, no idea what all the poles are doing over here tbh

With work, I was given a project to set up an outsourcing operation in Krakow so I've been going there on and off for the past year.  Now they want me to stay and run it!!!

It is a fantastic place so it was an easy decision really

Well done Claire!!!!

I've been out of action since putting my back out when Aguero scored that glorious goal in fergie time the other week.

Hoping to get back in training next week but a bit busy at the moment as I'm moving to Krakow in July, so lots going on

'There were fifty of us in the prison car, which had two small, barred peepholes.'

Shit news RIP Rich a great guy