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Question: Which are your favourite three captions?
Burnley John
tikay becomes poker's first ever streaker
one up the bum, no harm done
after winning last weeks caption competition burnly john is informed that the blonde poker store has run out of hats
"i cant make the bet cos me collars too big"
"i nearly got it in but this is the widest i could open my mouth"!!
Burnley John can't contain his delight as Tikay joins the table
Tikay's younger brother could actually hold onto chips!!!
The look on Johns' face when Julian lays down a hand, to a minimum raise.
I'm telling you they were this big. She was banned from flying!
Poker gets it's first streaker.
John replies to a chip count request with his standard response "count my teeth and multiply by 10000 son"
After unwisely taking on one of colchester-kev's mega pies in the dinner break john is left with a bad case of lock jaw.
"im tell ya, im younger than Tikay"
John tries to hide his surprise as Tikay takes his seat at the final table
Colchester Kev takes railing to the next level by giving the chip leader a wedgie
eee by gummmm miss sally....have u seen my poker head...i smell fish
"and then Harry Hill lent me this shirt"
" John couldnt control his excitement as he heard that tikay was being moved to his table"
" i swear im not bez from the happy mondays dad"
This is why you shouldn't take drugs kids.
As the years wore on John found it increasingly difficult to combat the effects of rigor mortis
These new anal beads take some getting used to!
"Ariston... nicking my blinds is one thing, but I draw the line at my XBox controller!!?"
yes i do look like a little old woman (you know the ones in care) when im sleeping
Whats wrong with my Blue Peter badge?
Nooooo I dont use Vosene, it hurts me eyes!!!!
Look, no need to be jealous, everyone can't have a Blue Peter Badge
Eff off Colechester Kev you fish

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« on: June 05, 2006, 07:40:12 PM »
Boy oh boy, some absolute corkers... I think you'll agree

Okay, folks, fire away.

Pick you fave 3.

Yellow card for dewi for trying to enter 4 (!!) times. Cheesy

ps. please don't be sad and pick your own. I'll be able to tell, so you've been warned!
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2006, 08:45:21 PM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on June 05, 2006, 07:40:12 PM

ps. please don't be sad and pick your own. I'll be able to tell, so you've been warned!


but I thought mine were the best......

in honesty, I didn't read your post properly until after I'd voted, so if you can cancel them I'll vote again.
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2006, 02:05:53 AM »
He's BLUFFING claw Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2006, 10:09:49 AM »
some amusing ones and one that shouldn't be on there at all, shame on you- I am sure john will have a word with you when he next sees you.
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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2006, 01:46:15 AM »
And the winner is...

Pokerron with "These new anal beads take some getting used to"

snoopy
tikay becomes poker's first ever streaker

bolt pp
after winning last weeks caption competition burnly john is informed that the blonde poker store has run out of hats

bolt pp
"i cant make the bet cos me collars too big"?

Suffolk Punch
Burnley John can't contain his delight as Tikay joins the table

Rod Paradise
Tikay's younger brother could actually hold onto chips!!!

Hawkeye1976
The look on Johns' face when Julian lays down a hand, to a minimum raise.

Highstack
I'm telling you they were this big. She was banned from flying!

HarlemShuffle
Poker gets it's first streaker.

Junglecat03
John replies to a chip count request with his standard response "count my teeth and multiply by 10000 son"

ruthless1
"im tell ya, im younger than Tikay"

Claw75
John tries to hide his surprise as Tikay takes his seat at the final table

bhoywonde
eee by gummmm miss sally....have u seen my poker head...i smell fish

Colchester Kev
"and then Harry Hill lent me this shirt"

Colchester Kev
" John couldnt control his excitement as he heard that tikay was being moved to his table"

brad strider
" i swear im not bez from the happy mondays dad"

anon
This is why you shouldn't take drugs kids.

Claw75
Colchester Kev takes railing to the next level by giving the chip leader a wedgie

Jonboy
As the years wore on John found it increasingly difficult to combat the effects of rigor mortis

Pokerron
These new anal beads take some getting used to!

Splash
"Ariston... nicking my blinds is one thing, but I draw the line at my XBox controller!!?"

vinni
yes i do look like a little old woman (you know the ones in care) when im sleeping

Dewi cool
Eff off Colechester Kev you fish

Dewi cool
Look, no need to be jealous, everyone can't have a Blue Peter Badge

Junglecat03
After unwisely taking on one of colchester-kev's mega pies in the dinner break john is left with a bad case of lock jaw.

bolt pp
"i nearly got it in but this is the widest i could open my mouth"!!

Dewi_cool
Nooooo I dont use Vosene, it hurts me eyes!!!!

Lee Hackett
Whats wrong with my Blue Peter badge?
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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2006, 08:01:35 PM »
prize on its way to Pokerron

Well done  thumbs up
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2006, 08:05:19 PM »
well done Pokerron. I didn't vote for yours though because I didn't understand it...........
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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2006, 09:25:20 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on June 07, 2006, 08:05:19 PM
well done Pokerron. I didn't vote for yours though because I didn't understand it...........

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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2006, 11:12:29 PM »
Thank you my public!  Cheesy

Claw, I can explain it if you want.   Or you can have a look on Ann Summers Wink
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2006, 11:15:04 PM »
what's ann summers?
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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