School Report by Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2

What I did on my summer holiday by Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2

I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's.
It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will make Uncle Owen cry if I do.

In Germany there are lots of castles and some mountains.
We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name.

Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too - his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time.

...this is where i have to stop is it gets a bit close to the mark....pm if you want the full version