a little joke

[Claw75]

i thought this was funny - hope it's not deemed inappropriate....

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down,
but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye
comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest

dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her
place for a nightcap ... and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a country breakfast with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every
guy you meet?"

"No," she replies.........

"You just happened to catch my eye."

[Dingdell]

    terrible but funny!

[matt674]

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied. A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup" replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "YOU F*CKING @R$*HOLE....IT'S TEN PAST THREE IN THE MORNING!"

[ACE2M]

both funny.

[londonpokergirl]

lol very good

[Robert HM]

groan x 2

[B/FsCousinKev]

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