Funny that, I considered.....
"I don't like talking too much to my cow, I'm running out of reasons not to make a commitment"
Then I remebered that she occasionaly reads the forum, and I enjoy the odd pint of milk now and again.

Mine was equally as witty but by the time id scrolled down the page to create a gap in the sentences(to build anticipation) i couldnt remember wtf it was!!!
I think i covered it up pretty well though
