Please do not read if you've ever been accosted by a savage horse.

[bolt pp]

Funny that, I considered.....

"I don't like talking too much to my cow, I'm running out of reasons not to make a commitment"

Then I remebered that she occasionaly reads the forum, and I enjoy the odd pint of milk now and again.

 

Mine was equally as witty but by the time id scrolled down the page to create a gap in the sentences(to build anticipation) i  couldnt remember wtf it was!!!

I think i covered it up pretty well though

[Jinky04]

You thought wrong mate.....

I've got a cheek. Oh no wait, I've got that thing, what's it called? Oh yeah , taste.... 

[madasahatstand]

bolt

is this your ex girlfriend or are you back with her. if she is such a cow give her the spanish fiddle - el bow. you might be happier:)

[thetank]

bollox

If she puts up with you, the women is obviously a saint. She's golden and you gotta keep 'er.

[RED-DOG]

The cow is of the bovine ilk.

One end moo,

The other, milk.