JP Kelly...where can I find a pic ?

Ah the hat incident.....well as you have now mentioned it I shall regale the story to it's fullest degree.
Arriving, as I frequently do, at the front door of Luton I see this rather scruffily dressed young man in a beanie hat trying to gain entry. Your hat does not have a peak sir you can not wear it in our fine establishment. We have dress standards. Such as punters wearing no socks. Young man counters with "but my hair is a mess, please let me keep it on". Now naturally enough at this point my interest is heightened. How much of a mess can one persons hair be. Especially a nice bloke like JP. At this point I am delaying my entry into the casino.
I am expecting lurid blue or a vivid red or maybe half shaven. I wait knowing that JP is not going to win the argument. Oh the suspense of it all. So was it worth waiting for. No sweet sensitive JP just hasn't washed it for a couple of days so it is a bit dishevelled. Needless to say I am still being let in my excessively loud ps tops because they are poker tops not sports tops. I think I might try the basketball top next. It's a belter