Do you remember any of your School teachers?

[Poppet7]

Debbie, my Psychology teacher at college - she was absolutely mad! She once announced to the whole class that her brother had been having sex when the woman all of a sudden did malteser-like shit on the bed.....such a turn on! It's the fact that she saw it appropraite to mention that that makes me laugh!

[zelda]

My maths teacher at college was a small, skinny woman who was quiet and mild mannered.  I had a bit of trouble during this time with an ex, and on one occasion he had followed me to college and mid lesson came into class to be his usual horrible self.  Not one person did anything, there were grown men in that class and not one stood up to him even when he got violent.  It was the mild mannered slip of a teacher who ran up to the back of the class and stood in-between me and him to defend me.  She was my heroine  that day and she taught me the most valuable lesson I had ever been taught.  To stand up for myself!

[thetank]

I had a job in a nightclub when I was 16. A teachers of mine came in on a Thursday night out. She wasn't a big fan of lil ol' me so I was worried my (I'm 18, honest guv) cover mighta been broken.

The following day, she called me out of another class and asked if I could go into her office at lunchtime for "a word".

I was dreading that meeting, I really loved my job and now it looked like it was over. She held all the cards and I had a lot to lose.

Turns out I had nothing to worry about, straight off the bat she told me that she wouldn't report my extra curricular activities in exchange for my discretion in the fact that she had been snogging some random bloke.

I had no idea what she'd been up to the previous evening other than the fact that she was in the building. Far too busy working to worry about who was doing what and with whom.

I don't know what she's up to now, if she's still married or wot. I do hope she plays online poker though 

[Sark79]

 

[Maddog]

I remember two teachers in particular :-

Mr Humphries was a sports teacher who had left us alone in the swimming pool while he went to take a call, or have a smoke, or something. While he was away everyone started chucking floats at each other. He walked back in as a couple of floats were still flying through the air. He questioned us about who had thrown them but no one would admit to it, so he opened the fire doors and made us all stand outside in the snow in our swimming trunks until eventually someone owned up.
Another time, some of us had jumped into the pool before the Mr Humphries had arrived. To teach us a lesson, he lined us up along the end of the pool and got us to bend over, he then got the long pole that they used to clean the bottom of the pool with and whacked us all at the same time. He had seen a couple of the class dive in prior to getting struck so he called them back to the side, lined them up again and had another go.

Mr Lawson was a chemistry teacher who was a bit on the mad side.One girl fell asleep in his class so he got the CO2 fire extinguisher and sprayed her with it. He did this to the same girl on a few occasions over the year.