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Select the best three captions...
| ignore - this is a test |
| I feel a nosebleed coming on with this many chips! |
| Oh shit - I forgot to tie the strings at the bottom of these Incontinent Trousers!!! |
| OH NO!! who will feed the cats now I'm still in after 3 hands??? |
| "I have left Colchester Kev in charge of the place.... what have I done!!" |
| Oh shit, I asked for 20 No 6 |
| Damn my old age, forgotten my trousers AGAIN!!! |
| I need to see an Ace, 3 and 5 on the flop or my 2-4o is knackered! |
| The button has just passed. I know that is good, I just can't remember why... |
| Is it okay if I move now Mr. Rodin? |
| (mumbling to self) think, damn it, think. Does a flush beat a straight or a straight beat a flush? |
| If I sit here long enough, people will think they are MY chips |
| "Three years I've been trying to master this chip trick and this idiot on my left manages it straight away" |
| Gawd - with Monty Burns taking a back seat I'm the oldest looking Blonde as well! |
| tikay, what's the best play in the cut-off?... call, raise, fold or sleep? |
| Bloke on the right: Hey look at this chip trick. Tikay: Aw man, I just can't do it. |
| Someone asks tikay how many candles he wants on his birthday cake. |
| Think dammit!! That green chip shouldn't be there, how can I sneakily swipe it? |
| tikay ponders a call shortly after misreading his 20 reagal for holecards. |
| Darn, how could I miss these wrinkles with my new Nivea face cream!! |
| wish I could remember where I put me fags. It's no use getting old you know |
| Colchester Kev |
| Did I leave the gas on? |
| OOOer, I feel a bit ill, never been in a comp this late before. What do you mean it's ONLY the 2nd level??? |
| One year on and suddenly the regret of dying his hair blonde hits the old fella |
| I've left Snoopy in charge of the forum again |
| sagapoker.com |
| Government legalises euthenasia after witnessing the cruel suffering of the elderly. |
| "Watch that guy next to me, he's about to make my chips disappear - I've seen that trick before!" |
| How the f**k did Snoopy get that superglue on my fingers without me twigging? |
| I shouldnt have robbed that waiter for his shirt |
| If this guy next to me drops them chips again I'm gonna................... grab em....... coz i can't win em. |
| Now where did I leave my fags?... |
| If only I could remember where I've put my smokes |
| It was at that moment Tony realised he'd left his bus pass at home. |
| nickety nackety nu nu nu |
| tikay sees thetank walk into the room and suddenly doesn't want to be noticed. |
| Oh my god, why didnt I bring my glasses, they dont help me to see WHAT cards I have, but they do enable me to see when I HAVE cards! |
| The egg or the chicken? Must be the chicken, no it has to be the egg! FFS I'm back where I started!! |
| do I have a cig now or later |
| tikay wondered if that shade of nail varnish really had been the best choice |
| Oh shit!!! What's one and one again? |
| Flamin' Jedi mind tricks! It's all crap I tell you, total crap! They never work! Where am I again? Nurse!!! Is it time for my bath yet? |
| Call that a chip trick, here's one I call the tower. |
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