lol

[fergus8]

love this
http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Lol


"If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued. "


 

[fergus8]

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.

[Timaloy]

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder

[tantrum]

On the official site - there is a advice what to do with animals,

'If you must evacuate, take your pets with you if possible'

- remember if there is a shortage of food, your pet can be a valued source of nutrition for you and your family.

In dangerous days like that, it is better to invest in bigger pets, rather then small ones.  Be prepared - buy big and meaty, or big quantities of small ones, as they would be much easier to keep fresh.
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[boldie]

On the official site - there is a advice what to do with animals,

'If you must evacuate, take your pets with you if possible'

- remember if there is a shortage of food, your pet can be a valued source of nutrition for you and your family.

In dangerous days like that, it is better to invest in bigger pets, rather then small ones.  Be prepared - buy big and meaty, or big quantities of small ones, as they would be much easier to keep fresh.
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that's why I'm getti8ng a pony....Ride away on it and then eat it.

I'll have to get some kittens for snacks while under way though.