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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2006, 08:13:08 PM »

I put away a tenner
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« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2006, 08:13:48 PM »

The weather brass and bitter
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« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2006, 08:14:43 PM »

Kev the googler    Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2006, 08:15:07 PM »

each week to make it better
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« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2006, 08:15:57 PM »

The weather brass and bitter

I've only been singing the wrong words for 27 years then!!!     
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« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2006, 08:16:33 PM »

Kev the googler    Cheesy


NOOOOOOOOOOOO I love squeeze ... i know all the words to up the junction ... and most other squeeze songs

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« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2006, 08:18:49 PM »

My bad then, I 'pologize.

Takes one to know one anyway Smiley

I always thought the Devil came and took me, from Barton Street to brookie.

(Thought the song was about an extra from The Bill getting a gig on Brookside.)
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« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2006, 08:19:32 PM »

and when the time was ready

( confident on this one!!   Wink  )
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« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2006, 08:20:07 PM »

we had to sell the plasma widescreen
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« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2006, 08:20:47 PM »

we had to sell the plasma widescreen

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« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2006, 08:20:55 PM »

Far too rebellious to be Nemesis in disguise.  Cheesy

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« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2006, 08:33:12 PM »

I find myself making up alternative lyrics to songs

"It must have been love" (but it's over now)

It must have been round
but it's oval now
It was in my back pocket
and I squashed it somehow....



"California Dreaming"

All my teeth are brown
and my hair is grey
I went for a walk
on my zimmer frame

I'd be safe and warm
if I was in a home
Cant afford the heating
on such a winters day....
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« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2006, 08:45:51 PM »



"California Dreaming"

All my teeth are brown
and my hair is grey
I went for a walk
on my zimmer frame

I'd be safe and warm
if I was in a home
Cant afford the heating
on such a winters day....

brilliant!
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« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2006, 11:14:41 PM »

I heard this one a long time ago and it still makes me laugh.

 Through the night. By Billy Connolly

Take the rollers from your hair,
Shake them loose and let them fall,
Put them down by your glass eye,
On that chanty by the wall.

Though your teeth are black and gone
and your breath smells outta sight
I'll put a clothes peg on ma nose
To help me make it through the night.

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