I'm prone to doing some stupid stuff in the morning in my half asleep rush to get to work on time.
This morning as the final peice of pruning i was applying a little hair wax and all was going well (get some on your hands, rub together vigorously to warm it up), so why did i then inexplicably decide to rub it all over my face like moisturiser?

Not enough time for the very vigorous washing needed to remove the stuff, so my face has a lovely shiny sheen to it and feels really bizarre.