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From a Scottish Paper (so some only work well in a Scottish accent) - There's some crackers though. My favorite's the Broken Arrow.....
Olympic Torch - a bit of a loner who never goes out.
Sergeant Signal - well known in the police station, he's a tube with stripes.
Daisy - a rather lazy chap, there are days he'll work and days he won't.
The Seagull - a panicky engineer who's always flapping.
The Barra - he won't do anything unless he's given a push.
The Sniper's Dream - a guy with a large forehead.
The Beast - his extension number at work is 666.
Tuesday- when he was born his parents decided to call it a day.
The Fog- a foreman who comes down on you when you least expect it.
Sooty 1- his surname is Armour.
Sooty 2 - he can't do anything without getting a hand.
NATO- lost a big toe after an accident.
Red October/Polaris/Torpedo- these guys are always looking for a sub.
Domestos- a wife who's apparently clean round the bend.
Neon - a six-foot tube.
Sledge - a guy who regularly gets pulled by dogs.
Boaby Butterbean- nobody likes butterbeans.
Thrombosis- a slow-moving clot.
Phone Box- he's always out of order.
Heid First - the nickname of a certain Mr R. Slater.
Martini - it's any time, any place, anywhere with this girl.
The Exorcist - when he visits your house at New Year, all the spirits disappear.
Minty - arriving late for work, he's always in "after eight".
Pebbledash- he consumes eight pints of Guinness and eight bags of peanuts every night.
Winchester- the nosy barmaid who likes a good rifle.
Lightning - the painter whose roller never hits the same spot twice.
The Undertaker - a promiscuous lady who has seen quite a few stiffs.
The Cadbury Kid - due to dandruff, he's always covered in flakes.
Broken Arrow - son of the boss, he won't work and you can't fire him.
Turin Shroud - a dodgy tradesman with papers claiming he's qualified but nobody's sure they're authentic.
Blister - a lazy employee who only turns up after all the work's been done.
Axminster - she's a bit rough but very easily laid.
No.59- terrible body odour means he's sweet and sour.
The Greyhound- he's got a shocking comb-over and refuses to believe "the hair's off".
Hip Hip - his real name is Hugh Rae.
Nicam- everything you tell him goes in one ear and out the other.
The Boomtown Rat - weekend-drinker who never makes work on a Monday.
Avalanche - the stressed office worker who's always claiming that he's "snowed under".
Alaska - a henpecked husband who needs his wife's permission to go out.
The Blacksmith - when it's his turn to buy a round, he makes a bolt for the door.
The Lord - a schoolteacher with a gammy leg, he moves in mysterious ways.
Rich Tea- according to the ladies, one dunk and this poor guy goes soft.
Cannonball- he used to fire into Annette at work.
Prince Albert - his real name is Wullie Pearson.
Krakatoa- he's constantly smoking and surrounded by ash.
Pringle - once she was popped, she just couldn't stop.
The Moped- every time this golfer gets on the green he goes putt-putt-putt.
OJ- a friend of the boss who gets away with murder.
Domino- his ex-wife left him for the delivery driver from the pizza shop.
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I read something yesterday no idea where
18 months - a mate who lost half his ear ( ear and a half)
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