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« on: March 20, 2007, 05:12:27 PM » |
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So your friend has 'borrowed' a million quid off you and is going to play the big money game in Vegas, and you're terrified cos he knows only the basics of holdem. You can arm him with only one poker saying/axiom, what's it gonna be?
For me, 'What is the worst hand in poker? The second best hand'.
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AndrewT
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2007, 05:25:51 PM » |
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Instapush.
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TightPaulFolds
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2007, 05:28:34 PM » |
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Instapush.
I cannot even get my tight lips to form that word... |
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Canuck
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2007, 05:34:14 PM » |
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Kiddie game is down the street (preferably to Ivey or Doyle)
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knightsridge.blogspot.com
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2007, 05:53:09 PM » |
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"Re-raise all-in."
Followed by
"You called with that?"
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2007, 06:22:59 PM » |
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ty - gg - MUG
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"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
Hans Gruber - Die Hard
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TightPaulFolds
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2007, 06:42:45 PM » |
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ty - gg - MUG
nh gg wtf ycwt? |
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2007, 06:51:08 PM » |
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I lost the million wheres a cheap brothel.
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2007, 07:05:01 PM » |
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nh gg ty gn
followed by
"SOMEONE GIVE ME A SMOKE NOWWWWWWWW"
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TightPaulFolds
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2007, 07:13:12 PM » |
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I lost the million wheres a cheap brothel.
how much you got left? there's cheap and there's cheeeeap |
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2007, 09:33:12 PM » |
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When i find BigArmo i'll ask him and report back on what he says  |
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2007, 11:13:19 PM » |
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gotta be L_O_L Donkaments
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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2007, 12:30:43 AM » |
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gotta be L_O_L Donkaments
ha ha, I was just reading down the thread and was going to say this too No one mentioned SHIP IT! |
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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2007, 09:19:12 AM » |
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gotta be L_O_L Donkaments
ha ha, I was just reading down the thread and was going to say this too No one mentioned SHIP IT! that's because anyone who says it in a live game is a prat  I would go with; Call, I'm a mug and have no idea what I'm doing! |
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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