You don't wanna know Rod, trust me......
I hope Red does not mind me sharing this, but it's Red-Dog-Ville Village Fete this weekend, & Mrs Red is on a stall, flogging cakes or whatever.
Tom, meanwhile - & these were his words - "looking after some alpacas....."
In Leicestershire.....!
Mrs Red claims another victim (no one escapes her without buying something)
The alpaca wrangling was great fun, but slightly marred when "Alfonso" the large brown male, developed a crush on me and insisted on whispering sweet snotty nothings in my ear. That was bad enough, but as a grand finale, they glued me to a yak.