what would you do if you were me?

[sofa----king]

im going to ask yall a question.,.,and you must answer the truth.,.,
  was walking through town today on my own shopping at about 11am,.,.,as i walked down a  quiet street off town i saw about 6-7 young lads about 18-22.,.as i walked past them ..,one of them flicked a fag end at me from the side,, and what a shot.,.,it hit me right on the side of my head.,.,.,

what would you do?

what did i do?

what did they do???

and now i think im in the shit.,.,.,.,.,,.

[RED-DOG]

I would be in the shit, or in hospital.

[Woodsey]

I assume a couple of them got a bit of a hoofing then?

[sofa----king]

I assume a couple of them got a bit of a hoofing then?

not really i never took my horse with me,.,.,

sry im trying to be cheerfull m8 lol

[AndrewT]

Exactly the same thing happened to me a few years ago.

I ended up in A&E with a broken cheekbone.

But you're a lot bigger than me so I'd hope you'd come out a bit better.

[Ironside]

i would go up to the guy that flick the fag and punch him in the bollocks (i am that hieght) while he is on the floor and his mates are laughing there heads off at him getting floored by a cripple i will ask who is next

[Muahahahaha]

Personally I'd get annoyed, turn round & shout at them, realise I'm totlly outnumbered,

and run like hell.

( sorry, I'm a habitual coward   )

If you stood up to them, then good on yer - as long as you only used 'reasonable force' you gotta be ok.

I take it you did think you saw one of them flashing a knife ?

[kinboshi]

A group of them at that age - I'd be very, very careful.  They could very easily be carrying knives - and no matter how handy you are, you're not going to come off better against a group of that size if they're tooled up.

Saying that, if you can get in quick enough and smack the ring-leader, the rest soon lose their enthusiasm.  I wouldn't risk it myself though.  I was never going to be a contender.

[Pelham Boy]

Get stuck into them.

They need teaching a lesson.

[sofa----king]

to be honest i firstly went mad and grabbed the one.,.the others shit thereselves and said dont hit him .,.,blah,blah blah,.,anyway i really did grab him and shake him round .,.he was like a rag doll.,.,
after about 10 seconds of shaking him i though oops.,.,he may only be 16-17.,.so i stopped.,.,
and tried to explain that a few years ago i woulda just ate them up.,, bones and all in  a nice way.,.,
and they started to be all nice and safe bra and all that chit.,.,so i thought ok lets leave it there..,.,.next thing as i walk off 2 police cars come screaming around the block,.,skidded up right next to me.,.,and said why did you grab that young kid,,i started to explain,,,,, and now, i can see the young lads running over.,.,i thought oh good they will tell them what happened and that it will be all over.,.,.,
did they  fook.,.,hey that guy assaulted me blah.blah,.,i thought you little ba5tud.,.,.(after being nice and not whacking him.,.)

40 min later after a load of bollox being spoken and if the young man wants to press charges.,.,
they let me go, saying if the young man,,decides to press charges he can.,.,.,.i said what about me.,.,fair doos to the copper he was on my side.,.,said if i were you mate i would press charges against him now for flicking the fag at you first.,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,what a load of boll0x this system.,.,.,
as it happens when the young man told the copper his name .,.i thought aaahhhhhhh you ya little fecker i know your uncle ,,,, we used to have a few beers about the town a while back.,.,

just come off the phone to him and he said dont even think of it, i will ring young mans dad now and he will give him a good hidding.,.,.

everyones a winner

what a fook up of a day ,.,,.,.never mind 8 weeks or so and i will be ridden of this beautiful land we call home.....



what would have you done??/

[KingPoker]

mate u did well to just shake him around a bit, i would have gone mental!

[sofa----king]

i been waiting for colch kev to come on and say aahhhhh them fag trick will catch up wiv yaaaa lol.,.,.,

[Nem]

Unreal.

I don't know what I would do in the heat of the moment.

[Bazzaboy]

I suspect i'd probably take a leaf out of John Smeatons book and "set about them" although I'm pretty sure that is -EV, but in heat of the moment it would be my likely course of action.

[Colchester Kev]

i been waiting for colch kev to come on and say aahhhhh them fag trick will catch up wiv yaaaa lol.,.,.,

PMSL ... I was gonna say that you have inflicted worse burns on your face with the fag trick than any little scrote could do.

A true story, I was waiting for a bus in town one winters evening a few years back, i was with my youngest son he was about 7 at the time.

anyway, these 3 chavs and a chavette were sheltering in the bus stop and kept swearing, i asked politely at least twice for them to stop, but no ... in the end I flipped and squared up to the ring leader/gobby fker ... he pulled a pen knife out and said "I have a knife" ... I grabbed his wrist and turned it round, and then brought my other elbow down on his arm and snapped it. I marched the little shit over to McDonalds and got them to call the police... the police came, found the knife , took a statement then shook me by the hand and thanked me for doing such a good job.

sometimes justice IS done.