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« on: November 03, 2005, 09:36:03 PM »

Anyone want to place an order ?  this could be the top seller this xmas ..... forget buying her a nose job/boob job/face lift .... this could solve all your problems guys Smiley Smiley




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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2005, 09:37:50 PM »

I'll take two please
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2005, 10:54:41 PM »

was she in a rush and ate the zip  thumbs up
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2005, 10:56:16 PM »

A small flaw.

Could she not just unzip herself?

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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2005, 11:04:11 PM »

A small flaw.

Could she not just unzip herself?

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The delux model comes with padlock Wink
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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2005, 11:09:19 PM »

looks a bit painful for something, ah well suppose its well worth it!!
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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2005, 11:14:53 PM »

Thanks. Wasn't sure how to express that one  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2005, 12:30:34 AM »

they do need their mouth open at times though..................................................a padlock is the only way Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2005, 12:48:41 AM »

yeah true, i spose she needs to be able to tell ya that your dinner is ready Wink
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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2005, 01:24:51 AM »

il be having words with you mr kev in 2 weeks think as ass kicking is in order or il get them to barr u from the players buffet!!!! Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2005, 01:32:55 AM »

Ass kicking i can cope with .... but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE dont ban me from the buffet Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2005, 01:34:38 AM »

put pies on the menu, then ban him
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2005, 01:36:48 AM »

mate the Blackpool buffets are the nuts .... crusty bread,  bacon, sausages .....  none of this Indian food that you get in Luton....
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« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2005, 06:28:56 AM »

buffets in blackpool?Huh? when?Huh?? lol one of yogis major gripes if i remember was catering not bothering with them, no matter how much he demanded one, see how he thinks of you guys
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