| it would be a while before barny's local cardroom would offer prizes to rival the WSOP, but hey, at least they were thinking of his diet |
| As he reached day two Barny was clearly missing Ram and Joe |
| These are for the next person who says "Tell them about the button Barny" |
| Meet Ram and Joe, I've already eaten bro |
| THIS IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE BEFORE I SKIN THEM. |
| THESE ARE ROSS AND RAM BEFORE THEY STARTED THE DIET. |
| HAVE ANYONE GOT A SIGNAL IN HERE?""BOTH MY PHONES SRE DOWN"" |
| That's a lovely pair Barny.......... "don't be daft they are bananas" |
| "aga doo doo doo, shake bananas.............., oh feck I got it wrong" |
| "I'm joining Matt and Babymonkeyboy for dinner" |
| Geest are proud to announce their sponsorship of the Hendon Mob. |
| Sandwiched between 2 fruits, surprisingly not my first time! |
| Wanna find out why people call me loose? |
| "where's flushy and negreanu?" |
| All I need to find now is a pair of Queens |
| His luck was so bad in Vegas that Barny had to resort to working the streets. |
| Hang on I gave him three banana's, is that why he's smiling |
| Double Ent.....endre |
| 'Where did those two Dusk Til Dawn girls go?' |
| ''.....and Boatman looks as pleased as punch after showing his pocket bannanas'' |
| ...So I had Phil Helmuth standing to my right....and Tony Kendall to my left |
| Ross and Joe knew there was bound to be a catch when Barny offered to buy them lunch |
| whose a top banana then |
| uck a duck i thought i had packed the guns today |
| one in each ear will protect me from ariston |
| HAS ANYONE SEEN FLUSHY AND PAUL PARKER |
| Barneys' audition for the 'Blue Man Group' using two 'nanas and Kevs' belly had mixed reviews. |
| ...'and when I woke up, I found Ross had stuffed these up my arse!' |
| Barney touts the newest table game at the casino - the 'guess which banana is closest in colour to Tikay's hair' competition |
| I call your banana, and raise you a bunch more |
| Barny was happy that his bananas beat two pair... |
| This is 29 Arcadia Road. And this is Eric. He leads an exciting double life. For when Eric eats a banana , an amazing transformation occurs. Eric is Barny-nana Man |
| yet another satisfied customer of "Inthebelly bookies" shows his winnings to the camera |
| Anyone know the Banana Boatman song? |
| Full tilt sponsored pros... pay em peanuts you get monkeys! |
| Sitting next door to Paul Parker? Stick these in your ears. |
| Barney gets confused when asked if he had pocket rockets |
| Banarny Boatman (sorry couldn't resist)! |
| Guess where the third one is! |
| Barney is as eager as ever to show how far he can shove em!!! |
| Left bannana to the right bannana: "Haha i'm bigger than you!" Right banana: "Yeah, maybe, but have you seen the one down there? F**king huge!" |
| Proof that you can teach a monkey how to play poker |
| After receiving his first payment from Full Tilt, Barny began to regret leaving Prima. |
| Barney's new 'Banana-phone system' failed to impress the Dragons |
| Hand over your chips monkeyboy or the bananas get it. |
| "THIS ONE'S FOR POTASSIUM, THIS ONE'S FOR MY ASSIUM! |
| The new Barney"The Banana"Boatman tag suddenly seemed a bit unnecessary |
| DP for monkeyboy? |
| You've heard of Pinapple, now Barny with his English charms hustle some dollars from the WSOP with Banana! |
| Ross always said Barny was bananas |
| Opponent: "I've got the nuts." Barny: "Yeah, well I've got the bananas." |
| oohaaaooohhaaahaaaoooaaaah |
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