Alright one last one..........actually I had forgotten this one and it is possibly the best so please humour me.............
Shopping for trainers.
Now normally when shopping the Snats split into two groups.....the girls and the boys. On this occassion the girls have gone clothes shopping and cheeky boy and I are looking for trainers for me.
Adam having seen some Arsenal kit has gone wondering off. I continue to walk along the training shoe wall. After a few moments I look up to see a blonde blur go hurtling towards a person who is dressed similarly in jeans and a big leather jacket and bent over trying on a trainer. Before I can shout out a warning his hand has connected with said persons bottom with a velocity that truly must have stung.
Sure enough the poor victim shot upwards at a rate of knots to reveal a rather angry woman........
Dad to the rescue rushes over apologising profusely (inwardly killing myself laughing) and extricates very embarrased son.
Snat "what were you thinking?"
Ads "I thought it would be funny"
Snat "but it was a woman who looks nothing like me"
Ads "But her bottom was so big I thought it had to be you!!!!"
I just wonder where your son gets his sense of humour from
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