Hmmm. I'm afraid your case for the defence is rather leaky. The big shock for me was that this happened
PRE-FLOP with the blinds at 25-50 and the stacks both at around 2.5k. The

came on the turn to beat the

.
I remember this clearly as I'd remarked to my better half that an As Ah vs

pot was occuring. Crumblier than lancashire cheese I'd say.