Some crackers in this lot

"I am the Music Man.
I come from far away.
And I can play (what can you play?)
I Play The Pienaar!
Pi Pi Pienaaaaaar!"
Everton's new song for Steven Pienaar, to the tune of The Music Man. As sung by Black Lace and The Tweenies, amongst others - Ed. (Danny Bostock, Wrexham).

"Strawberry blond - you're having a laugh!"
QPR fans to Crystal Palace's ginger-haired midfielder Ben Watson. (Paul, London).

Newcastle fans: "Shearer! Shearer!"
Blackburn fans: "Where did Shearer win the league?"
Banter at Blackburn-Newcastle. (Andy, England).

"Sven, Sven wherever you may be/You are the pride of Man City/You can s*** my wife on our settee/If we win a cup at Wem-ber-lee."
Man City fans to Sven. (Jim Hall, Rainow).

"You're staying home, you're staying home, England staying home!"
Cardiff to travelling Ipswich fans, to the tune of Three Lions. (Jack, Wales).

"You're just a town with one surname."
Cambridge Utd fans to Burton. (James, England).

"Hey, Swansea....leave our sheep alone!"
Tranmere fans to Swansea - to the tune of Pink Floyd's Another Brick In The Wall. (Will, UK).

"You're just a theme park in Preston."
Southampton fans to Blackpool counterparts. (Will T, England).

"You're not going home!"
Preston fans to Charlton after a stadium announcement saying the M6 southbound had been closed down. (Matt, England).

"You are our feeder club."
Tottenham fans to West Ham fans.
"That's why you're going down."
West Ham fans' response. (Gary Arnold, England).

"He's got his IQ on his shirt."
Sung to James Scowcroft by Colchester fans - he wears the number eight. (Tom, Essex).

STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WEEK

"There is a no-smoking policy at Layer Road. Anyone caught smoking will be taken to a darkened room, where they will be imprisoned for 27 hours and forced to listen to Will Young records for all of that time. Thank you."
Colchester's announcer tops his previous effort at half-time against Crystal Palace. (Greg, England)

This one has to be my fav though ...

"Hey, Swansea....leave our sheep alone!"
Tranmere fans to Swansea - to the tune of Pink Floyd's Another Brick In The Wall. (Will, UK).