plumber, gardener, barber, rocket scientist, gigilo, zoo keeper,
is there anything you havent tried your hand at?
Im pretty sure he hasnt tried sex yet

bit harsh. I'm sure sark's tried his hand at that too....
I did my own hair once. I made such a mess of it that I told everyone at my work my mates had done it while i was asleep for a laugh.
At least u didn't go down the flushy route of paying someone £90 for it.