The assembled minds of blondeite skrikera, (a
Sky Poker Producer), Sean Boyce & myself are struggling to devise a "pre-record" for tonight's show. Xmas has numbed our creative juices.
skrikera suggested we ask the blondes for suggestions. So I have.
Clues.
A "pre-record" is the little bit at the top of the show which we record earlier, & is intended.....to be funny, & get the show off to a good start. A sort of 45 second skit. Mostly, but not always, these are topical.
Tonight's Guests are two footballers wives/giirlfriends.
Tonight's Presenter is Sean Boyce.
Tonight's Analysts (joint) are "Tiny Tim" Peters & myself.
A Benezhir Bhutto piece is not deemed appropriate.
Something Christmassy perhaps.
Sean Boyce is a classically-trained Actor.
My acting skills are said to be limited.
Ideas please. Like, Now.
Thank you.
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