I know he gives out his book to everyone who knocks him out of a comp. Has he ever not given one to someone he disliked or wanted to smack someone across the face with a hardback?
I love this question!

Thanks snoops! i thought of it when i saw hevad khan holding his 'ace on the river' and thought of what i'd do with the book if he started screaming and doing that monkey dance after putting a beat on me.
One other question for mr greenstein from mr greekstein is...'does he like giving away signed copies of his book to people who think of great questions to ask him'?