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« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2008, 01:42:12 PM »

Had a taxi driver phone me up 2 years ago (around the 20th January) asking if I could do his books and tax return.

Yes, I said but you will need to get them to me asap.

Well 28th Jan he bought a shoe box round full of bits of paper - litterally a shoe box!

Managed to get it done, he came to sign the return on 31st so I could file it online.

I gave him the bill (only £400) and he said to me "Can I pay you by DD over 10 months?"

"Sure" I replied.

I then said, "can you take me to Scotland tomorrow, wait and bring me back? Oh and can I pay you by DD over 10 months?"

"Oh like that is it? I suppose you want paying in full then?" He replies

Nod from me.

Had to laugh, watching his face light up at the prospect of a Scotland wait and return job - then watching it drop as he twigged what I was really saying.

He is still a client and now pays every year no problem.
lol N1
do you do CIS accounts? as i might need an accountant for next year am sure i've done my return not quite right,what part of the land are you from?
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