Jeff Stelling's Super Saturday Soccer Special drinking game

[TightEnd]

Well worth a try with the new season in mind, Ch 401/408


Current Rules

Current Rules:

- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be
imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager



Mine's a double!

[Bongo]

Anything involving Jager is sure to end badly...

[TightEnd]

Jager, yup lethal stuff

[kinboshi]

LOL - that's excellent. 

[jizzemm]

Loving that.. Jager, i'm not sure I have enough in the fridge to last a whole sat afternoon...

Brill game !! 

[boldie]

lol..drunk after 5 minutes and dead after 10. Jeff is a legend in my book though..I think he's by far the best guy in sports telly to host that show at the moment (OK..maybe TK could do it..but that's it!)

[Longy]

Lol im a member of this group on facebook, though i think this game would lead to many stomachs being pumped.

[scotty2hatty]

Awesome game, is there an update of the rules or are these still the "official" rules?

[GlasgowBandit]

Tried this before managed to last 2hrs before passing out we substituted jager for vodka and wine!

[Graham C]

lol quality, some Super Saturdays coming up