celtic
I can't see our likeness to Laurel & Hardy... Can you?
Stone
Grrrrr - if you squirt me with that bloody joke daffodil again .......
Dan Carter
Look where I write my player notes Dave. It's the secret to my sucess.
tracey dell
See how sweet that mans fart is when he leans over like that?
tracey dell
Go on I dare you - squeeze his arse.
Stallyon
aaaaa Godfather you likeaa my chip stack
vinny
i dont mind giving you chips on the poker table dave but dont take none of my plate in futore
snoopy
Look, even I vomited into my hand after that suck out.
tracey dell
I write the hand rankings on my hand to help me.
j.mcshane@hotmail.co.ukBruce Wayne and the Penguin finally meet for the first time
Martin Jarvis
Why do Willy Hills make me wear these dodgy tops?I wish i had one like yours.
Dewi James
Of cours I'm eligable for a scooter Dave, look at my finger
RichEO
Dave is laying the groundwork for his smell my flower joke later. ...Squirt...
Barry Carter
Thewy "Wow, Buster Bloodvessell, gimme 5 dawg!"
InsaneTTM
You want to be deflowered?
Suited_Jock
Evil cigarette man unhappy at being busted by Thewy
THE SWEENEY
"Relieved? You bet! When you said you had a problem with 'yoyo dieting', I thought you were going to eat me....."
THE SWEENEY
"Nice sunflower"
Maureen McDonnell
Dave I remember you when your piles fitted nicely in the palm of my hand.
Ben Mayhew
Ten quid says you can't take that hat off.
cia260895
I'll spin ya watch for me flower,"who do u think i am Sunday8pm?"
Rookie
"This is how high my swimming pool full of money comes up to me - and thats in the shallow end!" explains Julian.james fisher
i told you once,JUST FOOK OFF
james fisher
i told you twice now,JUST FOOK OFF
james fisher
listen dave,if your out ,JUST FOOK OFF
raj dhiri
dave i'ts too big its gonna hurt me
stoneii
only when the dealer leaned away did Julian spot dave hiding in behind watching his every move
d morris
"lend us a tenner dave"
d morris
' lend me your lucky hat, mines run out '
Woodsey
FFS Dave, I haven't had a mouthful myself yet, leave my food alone!
Colchester Kev
Pete Lintons Bollocks are this bleedin big Dave !
snoopy
nip nip
snoopy
Only cost a few bob Dave and we could get those moobs back up to here.
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