Loved the bit about Fossilman and the dress code. Wonder if he'll try the regulation shorts/sandals combo in London too.
Well, I think he would have struggled in the past, but I believe the Vic loosened the rules for dress-codes recently. I recall the local shoe shop did particularly well a couple of years back.
Ian Frazer was told he couldn't get into Luton last month because of a rip in his jeans, so he borrowed some duct tape, stuck it across the rip and then waltzed in. Silly really.
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