A few of you are a bunch of miserable sods!!
I spoke to her on the phone - she is absolutely full of a cold and sounds rough. I can distinguish between hungover and ill! lmao
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With this information to hand i have a jar of vicks at the ready and i would be quite willing to "volunteer" to apply said vicks to the necessary regions in order to facilitate a speedy recovery.
as i'm from the same neck of the woods i hope my geographical location would enhance my prospect of being chosen for the position.
as for the applying of warm flannels to the forehead, mopping brows and applying soothing stroking of the hair i would have to check whether its within the monkey medical journal as to whether this increases any chance of a full recovery before the "big night out" on saturday.
I hope this application is successful and if necessary a full CV can be forwarded with references!!
p.s. get well soon!!
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