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« on: October 07, 2008, 03:03:24 PM »

This one is currently doing the rounds

Tottenham have sacked Juande Ramos, The new manager will be Arthur Scargill, Levy said he asked around for a man that could motivate and get the best out of his strikers and Scargills name kept coming up.


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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2008, 03:05:58 PM »

what's the similarity with Tottenham and a toothpick?
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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2008, 03:28:54 PM »

Both only got two points ? But the Toothpick would put up a better fight against Hull City

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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2008, 02:19:06 PM »

west ham go into administration and get 9 points deducted

woooohooooo were still above spurs
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2008, 02:27:58 PM »

A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon.

The football results are coming up on the television in the corner.

"Tottenham Hotspur 0 Hull City 1," reads the announcer in his sedate voice.

Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again."

The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?"

"Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies.

"Does he speak when they win a match too then?" Asked the landlord. "I don't know" the man replied "I've only had him 6 months."
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2008, 03:58:36 PM »

west ham go into administration and get 9 points deducted

woooohooooo were still above spurs

Dont do that!! I shit myself when i read that and had to quickly check skynews. Funny because i just got home from the pub and was chatting about how we could end up doin a Leeds or summat if things went redic bad.

I HATE Spurs :-)
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2008, 06:33:10 PM »

A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon.

The football results are coming up on the television in the corner.

"Tottenham Hotspur 0 Hull City 1," reads the announcer in his sedate voice.

Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again."

The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?"

"Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies.

"Does he speak when they win a match too then?" Asked the landlord. "I don't know" the man replied "I've only had him 6 months."

lmao I liked this!
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2008, 09:46:44 PM »

apparently ramos has been caught speeding round the M25 intentionally... apparently wanted to know what 3 points felt like
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