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« on: October 10, 2008, 01:24:29 AM »

Should I Be Concerned?

I have been happily married for 8 years and have two wonderful children.  Roughly 3 months ago my wife began being rather distant and less affectionate. She started picking fault with everything I do. She had never done this before.

She has recently lost a lot of weight, bought a whole new wardrobe and has begun going out with the girls from work.

The other night I picked up her mobile phone when a text arrived.  She snatched it from me and went mad.

Then, last night I waited up for her to come home (allegedly by taxi).  I heard a car pull up a short distance down the road so I crouched down and hid behind my 'Astro Silver' Mk1 Ford Granada 3.0S on the drive.

Whilst crouching down I noticed a small pool of power steering fluid below the front of the car.

Am I worrying over nothing or is there likely to be a real problem with my car?
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2008, 01:27:10 AM »

hahahahhahaha.

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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2008, 01:27:27 AM »

Yeah...yer screwed
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2008, 01:29:09 AM »

LOL

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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2008, 07:47:31 AM »

me,my wife and son pi55ed ourselves at this.,.,.it takes a lot to realy make me laugh but this did wd.,.,.,.,
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2008, 09:26:17 AM »

hahahahhahaha.

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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2008, 10:52:34 AM »

nice one
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2008, 11:10:21 AM »

 
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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2008, 11:39:23 AM »

If she's leaving pools of fluid on the floor it sounds like she's overly-lubricated.

Has she been serviced recently?
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