Off Topic - THIS might stop the girlies moaning.

[tikay]

The Casino de Monte Carlo was spectacular. No expense spared, anywhere, on anything. They have a refinement there I have only ever seen once before, somewhere In Vegas I believe.

Here's a pic taken in the toilet. Normal enough, you'd say.

But wait for Picture # 2........

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[tikay]

...but when you flush the toilet, something odd happens. The Flush, by the way, is not a lever, or button, or a chain. It's a "movement sensor". (movement being an unfortunate word in this case).

When the toilet flushes, a llttle device automatically attaches itself to the toilet seat. The  device has a disenfectanted cleaning cloth attached to it. The toilet seat then rotates through 360 degrees. In this pic, the seat is 90 degrees through it's rotation..........

Happy now, girlies?

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[TightEnd]

Tikay's digital pics are turning into a right little cottage industry.



Amazing contraption though!

[patman]

thank god for that...i though it was a wee automatic shover that pushed you of your seat cos yer time was up...

my motehr and father contineur to tall me thay have played roulette in the casino and i have never been ..keep telling me i cant be much of  gambler and have no class...and they are right too

[tikay]

But this DOES bother me. I mean, supposing you were sat there, mid-ablution, when the movememt sensor sensed, well, movement, & set the device off, & the toilet seat started it's rotation. While you were sat on it.

It'd be a bit liked how they used to finish Sunday Night at the London Palladium, with that revolving stsage, & you could wave at passers by as you rotated.

But imagine if it went fast - centrifugal force would straighten out your legs as you whizzed round & round........

You wouldent arf get your knickers in a twist, eh?

My imagination worries me at times. I'll get me coat.

[charmaine]

I want one !!! 

[Trace]

Have now got the giggles imagining Tikay with his pants round his ankles whizzing round on that damn thing waving to everyone - it's not a pretty sight, but it sure as hell is funny!!!!

[patman]

there would be no need for shaking as that would be taken care of...i`ll get me own coat

[Robert HM]

If it started rotating whilst I was still sedantary I think I would have a bodily reaction of an evacuating nature. Which in the circumstances would mean I was I would have to stay that bit longer.