The Dean's thread

[bolt pp]

When I was 16 I felt cheated out of a bj lesson when my dad came back from the pub early and my new girlfriend went home. The lesson had only just started and I had paid up front with 2 cinema tickets and a bottle of maddog 20/20. FML.

She was probably relieved cos of how long it would take, what with you being Mantis.

she wouldve done it 2 hours before his dad came back but mantis had been explaining how he likes it

[MANTIS01]

When I was 16 I felt cheated out of a bj lesson when my dad came back from the pub early and my new girlfriend went home. The lesson had only just started and I had paid up front with 2 cinema tickets and a bottle of maddog 20/20. FML.

What flavour of Mad dog?  Grape I bet...

It was green. Cant' remember what flavour. Most of the details have been mentally blotted out and all that remains is the horror of looking up and seeing my Dad staring at me.

[GreekStein]

When I was 16 I felt cheated out of a bj lesson when my dad came back from the pub early and my new girlfriend went home. The lesson had only just started and I had paid up front with 2 cinema tickets and a bottle of maddog 20/20. FML.

She was probably relieved cos of how long it would take, what with you being Mantis.

She was instantly aware of how long it was gonna take buddy

mbn!

I have to pay in 10 second batches.

[MANTIS01]

When I was 16 I felt cheated out of a bj lesson when my dad came back from the pub early and my new girlfriend went home. The lesson had only just started and I had paid up front with 2 cinema tickets and a bottle of maddog 20/20. FML.

She was probably relieved cos of how long it would take, what with you being Mantis.

she wouldve done it 2 hours before his dad came back but mantis had been explaining how he likes it

At 16 you're pleased to take it any which way it comes aren't you? I was like a rabbit caught in the headlights. Now though the vast experience i've had in this field means certain criteria would need to be fulfilled to achieve an A grade. In fact if I knock up a bit of a lesson plan and include a practical exam at the end of the course I would be happy to charge any female Blonde's $5k for my services.

[bolt pp]

When I was 16 I felt cheated out of a bj lesson when my dad came back from the pub early and my new girlfriend went home. The lesson had only just started and I had paid up front with 2 cinema tickets and a bottle of maddog 20/20. FML.

She was probably relieved cos of how long it would take, what with you being Mantis.

she wouldve done it 2 hours before his dad came back but mantis had been explaining how he likes it

At 16 you're pleased to take it any which way it comes aren't you? I was like a rabbit caught in the headlights. Now though the vast experience i've had in this field means certain criteria would need to be fulfilled to achieve an A grade. In fact if I knock up a bit of a lesson plan and include a practical exam at the end of the course I would be happy to charge any female Blonde's $5k for my services.

A cunning plan, after a couple of hours tuition they'd be happy to give you one just to shut you up

Tis true though, at that age your pretty happy happy with what you get, when i was 15 or 16 i went out with this girl who was about the same age, and strangely she was happy to......... (cant think of a decent euphemism but the thing we're talking about) but she used to go and get my duvet from upstairs if we were in the living room and do it under there, like it made a difference and if i couldnt see then she wasnt really being a bit naughty?

[david3103]

When I was 16 I felt cheated out of a bj lesson when my dad came back from the pub early and my new girlfriend went home. The lesson had only just started and I had paid up front with 2 cinema tickets and a bottle of maddog 20/20. FML.

She was probably relieved cos of how long it would take, what with you being Mantis.

she wouldve done it 2 hours before his dad came back but mantis had been explaining how he likes it

At 16 you're pleased to take it any which way it comes aren't you? I was like a rabbit caught in the headlights. Now though the vast experience i've had in this field means certain criteria would need to be fulfilled to achieve an A grade. In fact if I knock up a bit of a lesson plan and include a practical exam at the end of the course I would be happy to charge any female Blonde's $5k for my services.

A cunning plan, after a couple of hours tuition they'd be happy to give you one just to shut you up

Tis true though, at that age your pretty happy happy with what you get, when i was 15 or 16 i went out with this girl who was about the same age, and strangely she was happy to......... (cant think of a decent euphemism but the thing we're talking about) anyway she used to go and get my duvet from upstairs if we were in the living room and do it under there, like it made a difference and if i couldnt see then she wasnt really being a bit naughty?

How can you play BlackJack if she's under the duvet?

[MANTIS01]

When I was 16 I felt cheated out of a bj lesson when my dad came back from the pub early and my new girlfriend went home. The lesson had only just started and I had paid up front with 2 cinema tickets and a bottle of maddog 20/20. FML.

She was probably relieved cos of how long it would take, what with you being Mantis.

she wouldve done it 2 hours before his dad came back but mantis had been explaining how he likes it

At 16 you're pleased to take it any which way it comes aren't you? I was like a rabbit caught in the headlights. Now though the vast experience i've had in this field means certain criteria would need to be fulfilled to achieve an A grade. In fact if I knock up a bit of a lesson plan and include a practical exam at the end of the course I would be happy to charge any female Blonde's $5k for my services.

A cunning plan, after a couple of hours tuition they'd be happy to give you one just to shut you up

Tis true though, at that age your pretty happy happy with what you get, when i was 15 or 16 i went out with this girl who was about the same age, and strangely she was happy to......... (cant think of a decent euphemism but the thing we're talking about) but she used to go and get my duvet from upstairs if we were in the living room and do it under there, like it made a difference and if i couldnt see then she wasnt really being a bit naughty?

Imagine then how gutted I was to have this opportunity cruelly snatched from me. All I remember is this girl fled the house in total embarrassment 5 minutes later and my pissed dad shouting up the stairs "Get in there my son" as I furiously spanked my monkey in a darkened room.

[bolt pp]

When I was 16 I felt cheated out of a bj lesson when my dad came back from the pub early and my new girlfriend went home. The lesson had only just started and I had paid up front with 2 cinema tickets and a bottle of maddog 20/20. FML.

She was probably relieved cos of how long it would take, what with you being Mantis.

she wouldve done it 2 hours before his dad came back but mantis had been explaining how he likes it

At 16 you're pleased to take it any which way it comes aren't you? I was like a rabbit caught in the headlights. Now though the vast experience i've had in this field means certain criteria would need to be fulfilled to achieve an A grade. In fact if I knock up a bit of a lesson plan and include a practical exam at the end of the course I would be happy to charge any female Blonde's $5k for my services.

A cunning plan, after a couple of hours tuition they'd be happy to give you one just to shut you up

Tis true though, at that age your pretty happy happy with what you get, when i was 15 or 16 i went out with this girl who was about the same age, and strangely she was happy to......... (cant think of a decent euphemism but the thing we're talking about) but she used to go and get my duvet from upstairs if we were in the living room and do it under there, like it made a difference and if i couldnt see then she wasnt really being a bit naughty?

Imagine then how gutted I was to have this opportunity cruelly snatched from me. All I remember is this girl fled the house in total embarrassment 5 minutes later and my pissed dad shouting up the stairs "Get in there my son" as I furiously spanked my monkey in a darkened room.

jeez, so after he chased the bird off he wouldnt even let you crack one off in peace? bad beat.

[StuartHopkin]

When I was 16 I felt cheated out of a bj lesson when my dad came back from the pub early and my new girlfriend went home. The lesson had only just started and I had paid up front with 2 cinema tickets and a bottle of maddog 20/20. FML.

She was probably relieved cos of how long it would take, what with you being Mantis.

she wouldve done it 2 hours before his dad came back but mantis had been explaining how he likes it

At 16 you're pleased to take it any which way it comes aren't you? I was like a rabbit caught in the headlights. Now though the vast experience i've had in this field means certain criteria would need to be fulfilled to achieve an A grade. In fact if I knock up a bit of a lesson plan and include a practical exam at the end of the course I would be happy to charge any female Blonde's $5k for my services.

A cunning plan, after a couple of hours tuition they'd be happy to give you one just to shut you up

Tis true though, at that age your pretty happy happy with what you get, when i was 15 or 16 i went out with this girl who was about the same age, and strangely she was happy to......... (cant think of a decent euphemism but the thing we're talking about) but she used to go and get my duvet from upstairs if we were in the living room and do it under there, like it made a difference and if i couldnt see then she wasnt really being a bit naughty?

Imagine then how gutted I was to have this opportunity cruelly snatched from me. All I remember is this girl fled the house in total embarrassment 5 minutes later and my pissed dad shouting up the stairs "Get in there my son" as I furiously spanked my monkey in a darkened room.

jeez, so after he chased the bird off he wouldnt even let you crack one off in peace? bad beat.

I dont get it, if you and your girlfriend had paid him 2 cinema tickets and a bottle of mad dog why did she go home?
Plus you must be huge if you could stand at opposite ends of the stairs?

[Simon Galloway]

A lot of you have probably seen these on the hendon mob thread, but I thought these videos pretty much some the Dean up.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/863307/cheating_in_online_poker/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/863311/cheating_at_blackjack/

I like the way he has dressed like a chav to make him look trustworthy.

After I watched that, a better cheating one came along:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-V43UkHSLYGE/wife_gets_caught_cheating_by_radio_station/

[DaveShoelace]

A lot of you have probably seen these on the hendon mob thread, but I thought these videos pretty much some the Dean up.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/863307/cheating_in_online_poker/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/863311/cheating_at_blackjack/

I like the way he has dressed like a chav to make him look trustworthy.

After I watched that, a better cheating one came along:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-V43UkHSLYGE/wife_gets_caught_cheating_by_radio_station/

If real, that is the greatest. Pretty certain it is because the radio guy couldnt wait to get out of there when she said it.

[ACE2M]

as we are on about getting caught in the act...

When younger (21ish) one of my best mates stumbled in on another mate getting a blackjack off this 16 year old sister, they've not spoken since and 12 years later it still provides us with endless enjoyment watching his blood boil when we bring it up.

[StuartHopkin]

as we are on about getting caught in the act...

When younger (21ish) one of my best mates stumbled in on another mate getting a blackjack off this 16 year old sister, they've not spoken since and 12 years later it still provides us with endless enjoyment watching his blood boil when we bring it up.

Am i misreading everything lately or are you referring to whoopi goldberg or did you mean his sister?

[ACE2M]

as we are on about getting caught in the act...

When younger (21ish) one of my best mates stumbled in on another mate getting a blackjack off his 16 year old sister, they've not spoken since and 12 years later it still provides us with endless enjoyment watching his blood boil when we bring it up.

Am i misreading everything lately or are you referring to whoopi goldberg or did you mean his sister?

got no gossip on whoopi goldberg.

[relaedgc]

as we are on about getting caught in the act...

When younger (21ish) one of my best mates stumbled in on another mate getting a blackjack off this 16 year old sister, they've not spoken since and 12 years later it still provides us with endless enjoyment watching his blood boil when we bring it up.

FML moment.