Mastermind

[boldie]

Did Jesus ever visit America?

I thought he was born there

No, you're thinking of Elvis.

I was quite surprised as Jesus wasn't nearly fat enough to be American

He was.

Matthew 4: 3-13

"On the Sabbath, the Lord tied his ass to a tree and walked into Jerusalem"

Excellent point.

[cia260895]

what size feet did jesus have?

[TightEnd]

what size feet did jesus have?

dunno, but his hands were like bread baskets

[kinboshi]

what size feet did jesus have?

dunno, but his hands were like bread baskets

He played in goal for Palestine, but was useless with crosses.

[boldie]

what size feet did jesus have?

dunno, but his hands were like bread baskets

He played in goal for Palestine, but was useless with crosses.

Shame he dissapeared of the face of the earth for a few days during that Easter tournament though, he looked nailed on for Player of the Tournament uptill then.

strange as well..right before the big final against Israel...bit of a local derby that.

[kinboshi]

what size feet did jesus have?

dunno, but his hands were like bread baskets

He played in goal for Palestine, but was useless with crosses.

Shame he dissapeared of the face of the earth for a few days during that Easter tournament though, he looked nailed on for Player of the Tournament uptill then.

strange as well..right before the big final against Israel...bit of a local derby that.

Rumour was that he was going to resurrect his career, but that turned out to be a load of bollocks as well.

[G1BTW]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=18803105


l.o.l.