I don't see what is so bad about making it 4x in a live donkament early, especially if you have some calling station fish at the table.
[ ] They will put you on kk+
[X] Oh hi der valuetown.
He said 4 times the pot!
You sure want to me making it 3500 at 100/200 after two limpers at 100/200
If he meant 4 x bb then he needs to be doing this every time he opens or it will soon become pretty obvious what it means.
You know this though Mr Longyamentationberry so I feel like im about to be levelled or mocked

One time ages ago at the Gutshot a guy opened 8xBB which tilted me to just instashoving with my Q7 as donks play small pairs like this and I thought he had to fold.
[ X ] In a way it was a small pair.
[ X ] If you count Aces as lower than deuces.
[ ] Didn't flop two pair and scoop.